Monthly Archives: July 2010
Jessica Alba & Cash Warren Smoking in S. France! Ray-Ban Alert!
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Props to Jack for the heads-up.
These were supposed to go up yesterday evening, but we didn’t get the chance. Well anyway, J. Alba and her husband Cash Warren were spotted walking around Souther France town of Aix en Provence smoking away as if they’re French. It appears they’re settling in the town for a prolonged period of time b/c they were walking back to their place w/ groceries. Or maybe they’re on an extended vacation? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure, you can’t escape the global paparazzi!
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
With regards to projects, who saw J. Alba’s latest flick “The Killer Inside Me” in the theaters last month? I checked the trailer last night again and it looks pretty good. For those of you who missed it, the DVD & Blu-Ray will hit stores on September 28, 2010.
Maggie Q (a.k.a. “Nikita”) @ 2010 CBS Summer Press Tour Party
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
“Nikita” will hit The CW network when it premieres on September 9th 9/8c. Check the show’s official website for more!
Maggie Q will be serving the “Bastardly Rice Chaser” demographic later this fall as she plays the lead in a new action-drama titled “Nikita” based on the highly popular 1990 French film “Nikita” and the 1997 television series “La Femme Nikita.” The series will premiere on September 9, 2010 & each Thursday at 9:00/8c thereafter.
For those of you bastards who plan to watch the series, make sure you first watch the original French film, which is currently on NetFlix Instant. I’m gonna check it out this weekend. Here’s a pic of Maggie Q in her “Nikita” getup:
Morning Hotness: Eva LaRue is Another Reason to Watch “CSI: Miami”
“CSI: Miami” will premiere later this September. Watch it Mondays @ 10/9c.
I’m pretty sure the show’s rating would go through the roof if Eva LaRue was forced to wear this particular costume through the entire season—just a cheap suggestion that I’m sure would bring smiles to millions of dudes across the country. Whatever the case, you have to admit, she’s lookin’ slammin’ for someone who’s 43! OW!
Cheryl Tweedy Checks Blackberry While Derek Hough Follows
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Cheryl Tweedy arrived at LAX with boyfriend Derek Hough but to no surprise didn’t walk together as Derek hid and followed behind Cheryl as they exited. Anyways, Cheryl is set to return to The X Factor after leaving temporarily due to malaria (which she contracted while on vacation with Derek in Tanzania). Nicole Scherzinger had been filling in for Cheryl.
“Cheryl loves the show and is desperate to get back to work. She’s under doctors’ orders to that it easy. But it’s a big step that she’s back on board.” Source
BREAKING! Audrina Patridge Still Hanging Out in London!!
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Since Audrina Patridge doesn’t have much going on now, she’s in London and says that she’d like to make a cameo on the British show Eastenders. The Hills finale airs on August 15th in the UK.
‘I really want to get into acting. Do you think you girls could help me get a job? I’d love to be in Eastenders. I love English TV shows!’ Source
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Madeline Zima @ 2010 CBS Summer Press Tour Party
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Damn, Madeline Zima should’ve done at least a little makeup before heading to this event. I know she’s much hotter than this, damn it! At least, she looks much hotter on Showtime’s “Californication” show. For those in search of a great show to get hooked on, look no further. Season 4 began filming earlier this year in April and will the show will premiere January 10, 2011. Hit the show’s official website for more.
From The Bastardly Archives… Two Years Ago!
Jessica Stroup Brings The Afternoon Links!
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
These were snapped yesterday at the 2010 CBS Summer Press Tour Party held yesterday at The Tent in Beverly Hills.
- Audrina Patridge’s Fake Boobs Will Be Missed [HollywoodTuna]
- What’s The Consensus? Celebs & Bloggers Weigh In On “Jersey Shore” Season Two [Complex]
- Jakey Smokes Pot, Not The Pole [Dlisted]
- ‘Mad Men’ Star Jon Hamm Says He’s Missing “The Marriage Chip” [I’m Not Obsessed]
- K-Fed’s fat again [Celebslam]
- Hotties [Double Viking]
- Miss COED: Faye-T [CO-ED Magazine]
- Tara Reid Drunken Pig Party Pictures of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Steve Carell Is Between Two Ferns [Manofest]
- Sophie Reade [Flabber]
- Miley Cyrus Defiles The UK Flag [Celeb Jihad]
- Chelsea Clinton Spending $15K on Toilets for Wedding [Yeeeah!]
- Vanessa Hudgens Is Either Hiding A Zit, Or She’s A Secret Service Agent [Popoholic]
- Fabolous - Tonight x Love Come Down (feat. Red Cafe) [MoeFresh]
- Jake Gyllenhaal smoked too much pot [The Blemish]
- Doutzen Kroes Is Hot As Hell [The Grumpiest]
- THIS IS THE ONLY LEVEL TOO [LingoLux]
- MOEJACKSON (AKA The Bastardly Movie) [The Bastardly Society]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]