Katie Price Promotes Her Autobiography “You Only Live Once”

If this is the content of the book, I will read it.

She is paw at the dirt sexy for reasons that are beyond me, and annoying as hell at the same time.

The widows weeds, ah well she still looks like she would like you to bang them off her, and you could if you asked nicely.

Unless there are 300 pages of nude pictures of her who the heck is going to buy and read this crap, seriously, what has this bitch accomplished but getting naked?

this is the best she has looked. All her flaws are covered.

Kill yourself.

Save yourself some time and skip to the last page.

Well, I like her ankles.

That would be a cute outfit if it wasn't all...whored out.

Katie Price's "You Only Live Once"

Prologue

As the sun began to set I looked into the fridge to find it empty and filled with a foul, wretched odor that slightly resembled the smell of my vagina on a Friday morning. At that moment it hit me that I was 3 months behind on rent money and figured it was best to offer my oral services to my landlord in a pathetic attempt to buy more time.

My stomach begins to growl even louder, but it wasn't the kind of growl that occurs when I yearn for food, but the kind of growl that can only be extinguished with the sweet taste of cum. I don my finest skank outfit and hit the streets in hopes of landing a sugar daddy. Three long hours pass, still nothing. I now notice a strong burning in my loins, I guess I forgot to take my Valtrex.

CHAPTER I- How I Met My Pimp.

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I really don't know what to think of this woman.

she can read?