Freakishly Thin LeAnn Rimes Bikini Pics From Her Malibu Birthday Bash!

Photo Credit: Splash News Online

These were snapped yesterday afternoon as LeAnn Rimes, along with her new hubby Eddie Cibrian, his sons Mason and Jake, as well as family & friends were spotted celebrating her 29th birthday on the beach in Malibu. The couple wed back in April at a private home in Cali following a well-publicized extramarital affair with each other that screwed their respective marriages. What I didn't understand through all the bullshit was why bother getting married all over again?! I mean, they've both lied & fucked behind their lovers' backs previously & I bet they'll do it again. It's only a matter of time.

Anyway, from the looks of the pics, it's fairly obvious that there's some truth to the rumors that LeAnn has lost way too much weight in order to maintain her industry-approved hotness levels. Someone needs to force feed this woman a few burgers b/c things aren't exactly lookin' too hot, although, I gotta admit, the side profile isn't all that bad. OW!

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Nasty implants and no hips, that's not a hot body imo.
She can work out all she wants, it won't make her any sexier, even if she wanted to become a fitness model she'd not be successful because of ugly body proportions. I almost forgot, the face is not pretty, that woman has no eyes.

Sunday, August 28th, 2011 @ 8:26am
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+42

She was barely cute when she first came on to the scene as a teen, now it is just wrong.

Sunday, August 28th, 2011 @ 5:31pm
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Nope, nothing attractive about that body.

Sunday, August 28th, 2011 @ 10:04am
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I get the impression that she is one of those people who look better in reality than in pictures, but I don't like her body at all.

Sunday, August 28th, 2011 @ 10:26am
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I'm not sure whether to throw a fist or a sandwich at her face.

Sunday, August 28th, 2011 @ 11:24am
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Looks like a body-building grandpa with bolt-ons. Her face looks even worse.

Sunday, August 28th, 2011 @ 11:24am
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I absolutely cannot stand this ugly bitch. She is so delusional and thinks she is so damn hot. Not to mention, bitch got involved with a married man. I know it takes two to tango (he's no angel) but bitches like her will do whatever it takes to steal someone else's. The end result is a huge ego booster for them. Whore.

Sunday, August 28th, 2011 @ 11:40am
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someone else's MAN*...huge ego BOOST*

Sunday, August 28th, 2011 @ 11:41am
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Hopefully we will get the edit button before hurricanes take out the entire East coast.

Sunday, August 28th, 2011 @ 12:16pm
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she is also not pretty facially but she THINKS she is looking good

Sunday, August 28th, 2011 @ 12:40pm
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She is so delusional and thinks she's actually attractive and curvaceous. Bitch, you're disgusting, and you haven't been relevant for a decade.

Sunday, August 28th, 2011 @ 1:33pm
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am i the only one that thinks she looks hot?? Bad immplants but otherwise great bod!!

Sunday, August 28th, 2011 @ 2:48pm
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Gross, her shoulder are super broad and she has no hips to balance it out. Also her breasts implants seem to be migrating further and further apart. And the skinnier she gets the uglier her face gets too. She looked better 5 years ago.
Eddie is hot, I don't know what the hell he's doing with her.

Sunday, August 28th, 2011 @ 3:08pm
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mutant tits. Cheap-ass tit job.

Sunday, August 28th, 2011 @ 3:33pm
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The facial expressions shes doing makes me want to punch her in the boob.

Sunday, August 28th, 2011 @ 4:12pm
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Revolting.

She clearly loves herself too!!

Sunday, August 28th, 2011 @ 4:44pm
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she looked better before the purge.

Sunday, August 28th, 2011 @ 5:59pm
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LeAnn is a cunt. I have no time for her.

Sunday, August 28th, 2011 @ 7:22pm
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She's trying to be thin like her husbands ex. Fail.
Brandy is pretty.

Sunday, August 28th, 2011 @ 8:37pm
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Too cut up.

She looks gross.

Sunday, August 28th, 2011 @ 11:09pm
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I...am...gagging!

Sunday, August 28th, 2011 @ 11:21pm
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Tara Reid never looked this bad. Not even at her worst.

Sunday, August 28th, 2011 @ 11:47pm
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Don't care about her, I like Eddie :).

Monday, August 29th, 2011 @ 4:40am
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Her abs look weird. Especially from the side. And she has a lot of stretch marks on her hips and butt. What from?

Monday, August 29th, 2011 @ 5:03am
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It could be from rapid weight loss.

Monday, August 29th, 2011 @ 10:37am
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i've never seen anything more disgusting. really.... worst body ever. she should just give up being a woman, its clear that her body doesn't work for a woman.

Monday, August 29th, 2011 @ 12:34pm
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Disgusting. Looks anorexic. The sad thing is she probably thinks she looks great.

Monday, August 29th, 2011 @ 2:23pm
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Just nasty no other way to put it

Monday, August 29th, 2011 @ 6:15pm
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holyshit...she just turned 29? All this time, I thought she was in late 30's to early 40's or something.

Tuesday, August 30th, 2011 @ 1:08am
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