Micaela Schaefer: Bikini Photos On Location in Mallorca, Spain
Monday, August 29th, 2011 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

Micaela Schaefer is a newcomer to the website that we weren't able to find a Wiki page on. However, we were able to locate into that she's a 27 year old model from Germany. Also, she does have an official website, in German, that we don't understand anything but if you're interested in topless shots, hit up the "Erotik" galerie.
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Berlin: Micaela Schaefer @ Holiday On Ice Show "Festival" Premiere
- Germany: Micaela Schaefer DJs in Bra & Panties @ Nightrooms Club
- Switzerland: Micaela Schaefer Promoting Madison N.Y. Watches at Baselworld
- Laura Vandervoort - Bikini Pics Filming "The Reef"
- Christina Milian's MILF Weekend w/ Her Daughter Violet! AAAAAW!!
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I would annihilate that ass.
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Double anal? lol
Face is decent, at least the boob job is done well, but those hips and dat ass are amazing.
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Shame about the bolt-ons. They just ruin the whole effect, especially when you look at the nudes Moe linked.
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That is a nice body(minus fake tits), especially after seeing LeAnn's bikini body.
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Uber Hot
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Jesus, I really need to learn how to tell real from fake boobs..I just judged it off the roundness? It seems like more and more hot chicks are getting breast implants..I wonder when they will realize 9 times out of 10 they end up looking like shit. Lets not forget the scars.
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Yeah, it's upsetting, and I don't understand why so many women think that fake tits will make them more attractive. Probably the same insecure ones who think being borderline anorexic is a turn on to us guys.
However, with that said, Ms. Schaefer's tittie job is one of the better ones I've seen recently. Kudos to her surgeon.
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No, it's not:
That's a bad boob job imo unless you're going for the completely fake looking, super round boob look.
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Um, what point are you trying to make here? Yeah those boobs are gross, ewww. :-)
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Lol, the point I'm trying to make is that THAT is NOT one of the better boob jobs out there, it's one of the worst because they're too hard, round and unnatural looking.
One thing that makes implants look like bolt-ons is when the top part of the breast is also very round and the skin looks like it's pulled very tight over the roundness.
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I get what you're saying, but my penis begs to differ.
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ugly tits
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Mamacita!!!
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Hot. Fake tits don't bother me much anymore. And hers look pretty good.
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Anything fake is a automatic turnoff for me.
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nice bikini
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Don't Know What Else To Say Other Than Nice!!!
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She's just as German as Nicole Scherzinger is Swiss, as they seldomly make women this hot in Germany.
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Fucking Gorgeous body! Whew, excuse me for a min......
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Wow,hot!!
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Sorry, but her homepage is so pathetic and conceited...
"Eine Frau, die alles hat: Geist, Körper und Persönlichkeit" (= "A woman who has everything: spirit, body and personality")
Don't make me laugh!
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Fake tits kind of ruined it for me.
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Face is boring, great body.
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i like the body a lot
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Nothing wrong here.
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Sexy body, would be even better if the implants were a little smaller, they are too round, like Roxy said.
Face eeeeh, I guess she's pretty but the body is really nice.
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Great frame and body overall but her boobs look too round and too hard. It's like she has a second butt on her chest. If her boobs were smaller, softer and more natural looking, her body would have looked better.
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I'm all about this one... I haven't got much else to say except that I would like to have sex with her.. fully
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The fake boobs ruin it for me...which is a shame because the rest of her body is very nice.
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Not to bad really, fake breats are always a dissapointment though
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Brilliant body, even with the bolt-ons.
8.4/10
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i can not believe her breasts are fake! she is very nice looking.
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Welcome
Fake boobs but with that body nobody cares...
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Schaefer is the one rear to have when you're having more than one.
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