Princess Kate & Prince William Officially Married! Now What?

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Congrats & good luck to both Kate & William! Judging by the cracked-out grandeur of the wedding, I think it’s safe to say that it’s all down hill from here…

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  • vanessaxoxx

    I watched the whole wedding- LOL.
    she looked incredbly beautifu;, i love her dress, apparently she even did her own makeup!

    Harry looked very dapper too! They kept doing close-ups on poor William’s bald head though!

  • FoxyRoxy

    I love her dress.

  • face84

    woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • face84

    Cheers to love and marriage!

  • HarryHooray

    I thought the dress was lovely too. Lovely enough that if I were William, I would have tore that dress off to pieces once we were behind closed doors. Yeah, leave it to me to turn something as elegant as a Royal Wedding into crass. It’s what I do.

  • HarryHooray

    Harry’s wedding is next. Damn, I don’t know if I’m ready for all the media attention and constant spotlight.

  • Voice of Reason

    I wonder if she’ll give up her arsehole for William tonight.

  • FoyFoy

    I’ll admit my cold cold heart softened just a bit, She looked beautiful, I might actually catch the high lights 😛

  • dinodan

    I wonder what the first controversy is going to be with these two.

  • Tapper

    Probably not now that she’s married. Bet she had to do that to seal the deal several months/years ago, though.

  • Zac Efron

    ew

  • Leni

    Kate looked elegant and genuinely happy.
    Goddamnit, William is SO unattractive imo.

  • FallenRawToast

    I am happy to say that I didnt watch one moment of this, and these are the first pics of it that I have seen. Maybe my total disintrest is backlash for totally being forced to watch Diane’s and Ferggies wedding (damm you MOM!!).

    Anyways, I am at least a little delighted to see that Kate’s dress while I’m sure was really expensive, at least it wasnt as over done as the last two royal wedding dresses.

  • nybiggs

    Now Kate and William launch a devious plot to remove the Queen and Prince Charles, thereby allowing them unhindered access to the kingship.

    Either that or we don’t hear about them for another 20 years or so.

  • Moe

    you should’ve been one of the talking heads on CNN…

    “So, what sex positions will Kate Middleton partake in tonight, Anderson?”

  • Moe

    that shouldn’t be too difficult… that lady could barely get into her carriage. But, I gotta admit, she looks pretty good for being 182 years old.

  • Peccavi

    great… now that they’re married, i can continue not giving a fuck about them and all is well.

  • nybiggs

    Charles would still need to be dealt with. He’s “only” 62. Yes I’ve been watching too many movies lately.

  • Zac Efron

    Loser british fanboys giving hater alerts….reveal yourselves.

  • Stephanie

    Kate looked absolutely stunning.

  • jimbo

    Hes punching well above his weight with her, wonder if they would be together if he wasn’t royalty

  • Moe

    haha…

    that’s like wonder if Victoria Silvstedt would bang this dude if worked at G.E.

  • nybiggs

    Victoria has learned nothing from previous playmates. Anna Nicole knew how to get gold digging done right.

  • chanelle

    A real classic beauty , just hope the Royal family treats her well unlike how they treated William’s mum Diana.Yes Charles your a fucking arsehole!!!!!!!!!!

  • AlinaMaria

    She couldn’t have chosen a more beautiful dress, she looked absolutely beautiful. I don’t care what anyone says, I was proud to be British today!!! Everyone was out on the streets, it brought the country together for a day in the midst of a lot of hard times!!

  • AlinaMaria

    Yeah she looked amazing!!!

  • chanelle

    Could not have put it better , a great time in london!!!!!!!!

  • AlinaMaria

    I wish I’d have been in London, the Mall looked amazing!!!

  • chanelle

    I got the 6.35 train from Eltham to Charing Cross , got my place along Whitehall……….It was amazing walking down the Mall afterwards

  • Cat46

    I loved that William told Kate “she looked beautiful” when she arrived at the altar.

  • Caitie Harmful

    Thank you for seeing the bright side of all of this and not acting like a hateful toddler.

  • goldfinger

    Now on to the important questions: landing strip or totally shaved? Does she swallow? Will she take it ass to mouth? These are the questions that need to be answered.

  • salma

    She was (always is) sooooooooooo beautiful and they seem to be very in love!

    The ginger was hot as hell.

  • svetlana

    I love Kate! She is beautiful and natural. Very modest and feminine dress on a gorgeous, toned woman.
    The little girl with her hands over her ears was freaking adorable (if you see the video, Kate eventually notices and leans down to tell her to wave to the crowd haha)

  • goldfinger

    All haters can consider yourselves t bagged

  • major_got_banned

    she’s like the sweet female bartender who works at a ritzy hotel, but doesn’t secretly resent her customers. im happy for her.

  • Nookies

    Damn, Not a single terrorist attack. Guess they were all hiding in their caves not giving a fuck.

  • ladylazarus

    I don’t like her. Besides the fact that she is NOT beautiful, she is hiding something. I sense there are a lot of underlying issues being ensconced from the world. This whole fallacious, fairytale facade is wack as hell. Anyone who falls for this is an utter and complete moron. She’s not ugly but name ONE feature that is outstanding. There are none. She’s poised and “classy,” I’ll give her that but she is about as striking as sheet rock. Also, this family freaks me the fuck out. May the monarchy burn in hell. Nefarious, unscrupulous cunts.

  • salma

    it’s not about features, you have that something or you don’t. Some people have perfect features and are less attractive than other people who aren’t perfect.

    and, are you Lord Voldemort or something?

  • ladylazarus

    Was I addressing you? That’s nice that you like her, I don’t. My theory is that most people dig her because she’s not intimidating and seemingly down to earth. I get it. She’s like vanilla ice cream and california rolls. It’s there and I don’t hate it. I just don’t give a fuck. Yeah some people like Irina Shayk or Rosie H. or Eva Mendes have off features that work in their favor and produce an overall very attractive person while others have “perfect” features like say Doutzen Kroes but it doesn’t have the same effect. Kate is just… BLAND. Like I would feel more stimulated clipping my toenails than I would looking at her pictures. Also, are you trying to be witty or cute with your comments? Because it’s not working.

  • salma

    then why do you bother watching her?

    whatever.

  • Nookies

    You’re kidding right? She is nothing special at all..But I guess thats hot by british standards lmao.

  • Casey Stoner46 MotoGP fan

    This sounds like big putdown, why and bother all this negative conflict? Probably turn off your fucking tv instead.

  • Melzie

    I know, what happened? He was cute when he was younger.

  • johnconnor77

    If only Hank Moody was invited to the wedding! he would have banged the bride, her sister and made the whole show a lot more entertainning….

  • johnconnor77

    My hero, did anyone find out who is he, and what he does for a living? When I grow up I want to be just like him….

  • johnconnor77

    Yeah, worst economic crisis since the great depression, high unemployment, high taxes, debt going out of control… but they thrown a beautiful wedding on tax payer account.. many British Sheeps were there for sure…

  • Gabbo

    You’re just angry because Skynet didn’t take over last week. That and you’re bored heh.

  • Boz

    LOL!

  • LaLa

    Don’t worry Salma. Ladylazarus doesn’t appreciate classic beauty. She’s likes her women to looks liked drag queens and Bratz Dollz.

  • AlinaMaria

    Sheeps?

  • johnconnor77

    judgment day has only been delayed, skynet will take over and we will give it hell… 🙂

  • ladylazarus

    OMG look who’s back from the grave. Go fuck yourself you Aussie cunt. You were that intimidated because I tore your weak ass to shreds you had to come out the woodworks and indirectly address me? awwwww how sweet. You’re so cute. Kind of like Lauren Conrad, Carrie Underwood, Kristin Cavallari, Kate Middleton and Erin Heatherton. Yay for insipidly inoffensive looks!

  • Nookies

    Can’t. The problem with America is its media. They shove shit down peoples throat. In all reality not too many Americans care about this crap. If they do then they are a loser. Or its some girl watching a “fairy tale” wedding going “WHY OH WHY AM I NOT MARRIED” then of course all this will do is make it a pain in the ass for men now because once again a girls unrealistic standards will go sky high.

    That being said, When you turn off the TV and go listen to the radio surprise there it is again details on the wedding. Then you decide to say fuck it and jump on the internet. The first thing you see on Aim today or MSN news that pops up when signing into your fave messenger service is shit about the wedding..Ok lets close that. Now lets go to our favorite websites/blogs..OH LOOK what do you know, more shit about the wedding. Only thing left to do is complain about it. Then argue with the idiots that support media crammage that come up with typical comebacks one can see a mile away.

  • AlinaMaria

    Maybe you should just appreciate that people don’t always share your opinions on everything? What difference does it really make whether the media are reporting on this or not?

  • ladylazarus

    It makes a huge difference. How can you not see how incredibly disturbing this all is? If this doesn’t have New World Order written all over it, idk what does. How can you not see the media’s blatant attempt at mind control? It may as well be written on Ryan Seacrest’s forehead. The royal family is EVIL. Everything that is done in darkness will soon come to light. I appreciate your patriotism, you should be proud to be whatever you are but wtf have they ever done for you? They don’t give a fuck about you or anyone else outside of their aristocratic circle and even then, everyone is fair game. You could be hanging from a tree and they wouldn’t give two shits. Why should you sweat these machiavellic, opportunistic, gluttonous, disturbed fucks? That just makes you look bad.

  • ladylazarus

    It makes a huge difference. How can you not see how incredibly disturbing this all is? If this doesn’t have New World Order written all over it, idk what does. How can you not see the media’s blatant attempt at mind control? It may as well be written on Ryan Seacrest’s forehead. The royal family is EVIL. Everything that is done in darkness will soon come to light. I appreciate your patriotism, you should be proud to be whatever you are but wtf have they ever done for you? They don’t give a fuck about you or anyone else outside of their aristocratic circle and even then, everyone is fair game. You could be hanging from a tree and they wouldn’t give two shits. Why should you sweat these machiavellic, opportunistic, gluttonous, disturbed fucks? That just makes you look bad.

  • AlinaMaria

    You are entitled to your opinion but I don’t think you should listen to every conspiracy theory. I’m glad we have the Royal Family, I’d much rather that than have an elected head of state. I like that there is a regulatory presence with the Monarchy. They don’t really do anything, you are right, but they do bring in a lot of money in tourism and I like the idea that we have an active royal family. Out of interest, what has been done in darkness? Diana’s death?

  • Caitie Harmful

    *sighs*

    Don’t even bother.

    It’s like speaking Greek to a cat.

  • Zac Efron

    LOL. brainwashed sheep.

  • Zac Efron

    The difference it makes is that the media is failing to report REAL news. Why should anyone give a fuck about strangers? Can you please answer what makes Prince William and Kate Middleton any better than, say, Kim Kardashian? What have they done for society? Why do they deserve fame? They are famous because of what family they come from. The media just wants to brainwash us and keep us distracted so we don’t question what’s really going on with the world. The royal wedding is the most important news of the world? REALLY? Give me a fucking break

  • AlinaMaria

    Fuck off, what the fuck do you know about anything?

  • AlinaMaria

    Oh shut up.

  • LaLa

    Yeah because a Brazillian supermodel with a J.Lo bubble butt, a hook nose and overwaxed eyebrows would be a more suitable option for future Queen of England. Idiot.

    Look at you! You have the maturity of a baby goat and have an incontrolable propensity to jump down people’s throats like an irate cat lady. Please sort your bipolar out.

    Oh and for the record Carrie Underwood and Lauren Conrad are average at best and Kristin Cavallari is fugly as they come. Please do not try to understand beauty or my preference for it. You’ll never get it.

  • ladylazarus

    Seriously bro, could you be any more pestiferous? I would LOVE it if Kate looked like what you described. LMAO It would be fabulous. I hope Harry goes for a chick like that, something tells me he has an appreciation for exotic beauty. It’d be even better if she had tattoos and DSL’s. That’d be hot. And you’re the one who initiated conversation with me, you whore. Oh and I completely understand your preference for “beauty”…. the banality of it bores me to death.

  • Zac Efron

    Idiot, can’t even respond to my comment. You totally disregarded everything I said because you know I am right and you have nothing to say. Keep idolizing strangers and living vicariously through them because you are such a loser with nothing better to look forward to.

  • AlinaMaria

    I disregardged your comment because you are a sanctimonious cunt who can’t accept that other people may have a different perspective than yourself.

    I idolise fucking no one, my own life has not been dissimilar to Kate Middleton’s except I ended up with a fit Italian and not the future King of England. I enjoyed a day where my whole country got together peacefully and had fun, so kill me.

    Oh and I like my life, thanks. In fact I would say it’s you who is unhappy seeing as every comment you make is negative. You seem like you can’t ever see the joy in any situation. It must be sad.

  • ladylazarus

    Also, I find it humorous that you find exotic looking women incapable of being classy, elegant and poised. WTF. You’re out of your mind. Imagine Penelope Cruz in that dress? She would look BEYOND BEAUTIFUL and yes, REGAL. This has nothing to do with my propensity for exotic looks, I just do not find Kate beautiful. She’s very typical and generic, it has nothing to do with her being a “classic” beauty. There are plenty of classically beautiful women who are striking to me such as Rachel Mcadams, Keira Knightley, Audrey Hepburn, Diane Kruger, etc. Just because I have a preference doesn’t mean I cannot appreciate the other side of the spectrum.
    PS Kate suffers from what I have labeled as “Lauren Conrad syndrome.” You cannot say Lauren is average yet Kate is beautiful. They look the same… devoid of beauty and distinction.

  • LaLa

    pestiferous? Lol Oh you thesaurus fiend you! Nice try at trying to legitimise your comment with a robust attempt at fierce verbosity. If you weren’t such a stubborn cunt, i’d probably like you.

    I’m glad you think it would be great for the future Queen of England to have a bubble butt, hook nose and over-waxed eyebrows. I’m sure Prince Harry will do you proud one day. He has a keen eye for barnyard animals. After all, Chelsy Davey is the missing link between humans and apes.

    I don’t think ALL exotic women are run-of-the-mill average or ugly. I just think they are generally overrated and not all that appealing. Selita Ebanks, Miranda Kerr and Kat Graham all exotic and all of them I find remarkably beautiful.

    Kate has her own style of beauty and charms and is not even close to ugly.

  • ladylazarus

    ummm I’m what’s known as a Creative Writing major, hence why I have an expansive vocabulary. I can provide you with at least ten synonyms for every basic adjective off the top of my head but nice try at keeping up with me. I find it flattering really. Have you ever even attended college? I would assume not. Your vain attempts at seeming witty or cunning are quite pitiful… all I see is inane jibberish. All you can do is attempt to distort or manipulate my words and it’s clearly not working. Please don’t ever respond to my comments. I have no interest in interacting with you in any way, shape or form. You’re not on my level.
    Thanks.

  • Zac Efron

    Not every comment I make is negative, retard. I only make negative comments on posts about absolute NOBODIES who only complete losers would care about. Go die in a fire with your royal family you british cunt. Goodbye.

  • LaLa

    Rofl at you, just rofl.

    Lady, I’m 23, a young professional and I have a masters degree. You have no idea how much above your level I actually am.

    Throughout your course of study, have any of your professors ever critiqued you for having an overtly pretentious tone in writing? Trying to shroud the weakness of your argument in a sea of big words is pretty trasparent if you ask me.

    Have a nice life sweet heart. I wish you well in all your cunty endeavours. xo

  • AlinaMaria

    Go fuck your gangrenous twat with a chainsaw.