Soccer Star Diego Forlan & Girlfriend Zaira Nara Hit Miami Beach!!

You are a moron, you don't see the difference between getting serious about whether soccer is a sport, and getting serious about billions of innocent beings being tortured and killed. It's called a "False Equivalency," which is a logical fallacy.

Yes, you can get more compassionate than being an adoptive parent, you are still taking care of one of your own (a member of your own species). Try spending thousands of dollars a year taking care of rescued animals or putting out more than a thousand dollars to pay for surgery for a feral street cat. Try altering your entire diet, shoes, etc., to be a compassionate person in an apathetic world. You are a rookie and an unenlightened being.

It really is. Especially when you have a PhD. in MUSICOLOGY. Hold on. What's that? You don't know what musicology is? Well, let me post a link for you, my dear.

http://www.ams-net.org/

I solemnly swear upon my daughter's life that it's a safe link. No bullshit. But if you want to get into specifics, I have a Bachelors & a Masters in Music Education, a specialized degree pertaining to percussion and a PhD. in Musicology. I also do extensive work with art & music therapists, particularly work with autistic children.

And I highly doubt that you're more compassionate than I am. I'm a parent. An adoptive parent. You don't get more compassionate than that, sugar.

And counselor, your defense is weak. You keep saying that I'm "off my meds" and I'm a fucking crazy moron. Think about it like this: you're the one who took the bait in the first place. I think that makes you the moron, McPerv.

I'm done bickering with you because it's pointless. The bottom line remains that you're the pot and you're calling the kettle black. Every single time you bring up animal rights or whatever on this site, I want you to remember how you harangued people in this thread for getting "too serious".

Oh, you studied MUSIC? Yeah, that's so academic.

I don't bring up animal rights randomly, I say something when the issue comes up (like, now, when YOU brought it up), and I certainly don't need anyone telling me when I should and should not advocate for animals. If you don't like it, don't read it. Trust me, compared to other activists I know, I'm pathetic, there are tons of people who advocate tirelessly for the animals, and I'm not one of them.

Of course I'm misanthropic, you have to be a complete asshole not to be, do you even pay attention to what your species is doing? We are completely wrecking the planet in a REALLY short time (relatively speaking), we stomp on anything and everything that gets in our way or slightly inconveniences us, and we even treat each other like shit. But I guarantee you, on a daily basis, I am more kind, helpful, and compassionate toward humans than you are. I do hate our species overall, because we're just a virus, but that does not mean I'm a dick to people individually.

I went to a prestigious university (# 25 US News and World Report), and got into the most elite business school in the country, graduated with Distinction, then was in the top 10% of my law school. And here I am on Bastardly arguing with a fucking crazy moron who's off her meds, so I must admit I can;t be all that smart. And I certainly can't compare to you, after all you studied MUSIC and can play a fucking flute or whatever it is you can do.

If you're super cereal about it 24/7/365, thlet me give you a pro-tip: learn when & where it's appropriate to bring said topic up. You want to enlighten someone on the bus/train/grocery store/pub, that's fine...but keep in mind and again, you might want to pay attention to this, not everyone is down for having morality shoved down their throats.

And where did I say that I have a problem with animal cruelty & animal rights...because I don't. I have a problem with people like you who don't know when to stop. You obviously never learned that there's a time & place for everything as a child and now, as a grown man, you don't know when to shut the fuck up.

And let's stop for a second and review this ENTIRE thread. Not only did I say that you're out of line, but so did Voice AND Bowser. That's three people that said you're out of line and when you were confronted with this, you immediately said that we're all being too serious. You dish it, but you can't take it.

I like how you keep mentioning that you're all serious about killing innocent, sentient beings...because you're also the most misanthropic motherfucker on this site, also. You would willingly kill ten-thousand people to save the life of one-hundred animals. And you've mentioned it time and time again. Now, seriously...does that make YOU any better than the people you decry? And you say I'm batshit crazy? No, no...I'm not the one arguing for animal rights in posts all over this site. And that make make you a saint to most people, but after a while, it just makes you a pompous jackass.

And for the record, you're just an arrogant fuck-off with a messiah complex. And if you want to know where I went to school...

Berklee College

New England Conservatory of Music

Northwestern University

^_^

Yes, I'm always serious about killing innocent, sentient beings, no matter where I am. And you see this as a problem? You might understand if you were a real vegan, not a fake wanna-be who tells everyone she is vegan when she just has a mostly vegan diet for health reasons. People can choose to listen or continue to just be sadistic assholes, I can't control that, but I can control what I do, and it would be wrong for me not to speak on behalf of those who cannot advocate for themselves. (No, it has nothing to do with whether or not I was picked on, it has to do with OTHERS being picked on. What, you don't despise bullies like I do? What kind of sick fuck are you?)

And who's being serious here? I just made a crack about soccer and you, apparently off your meds, turned it into something serious, hateful, and antagonistic.

Where did I go to school AT? LOL. Where is which did you go to dem school at? OK, I don't know everyone else's education, but I'm certainly more educated, substantially more intelligent, and far less batshit crazy, than you.

The fact that you get all righteous about it...on THIS site, yeah...you're REALLY educated. Mmmhm. You're Alfred Nobel. Let me reiterate my statement and read it slowly, because I'm pretty sure it'll take a while to soak into the fucking hard as petrified dinosaur shit self-righteous skull of yours.

YOU. GET. SELF-RIGHTEOUS. ABOUT. ANIMAL. RIGHTS. ON. A. CELEBRITY. GOSSIP. WEBSITE.

You fail, McPerv. You fail so hard, Noah Webster is going to return from the dead and put you in the dictionary as the very definition of FAIL. And the fact that you have the gall to say that you're the most educated person on here is laughable. Just because you're a cause-head, doesn't make you educated. It just makes you a ROYAL douche. Educated people don't have to shove their shitty little opinions and beliefs down people's throats. And they certainly have enough decorum to not slag other people's likes. You're not enlightening anyone on here. No one gives a fuck, aside from you and the rest of the Morality Brigade. Most of us are on here to kick back, shoot the shit and blow off steam, not to be lectured by some prick who cares more about a banana slug than his own fellow man. Which, by the way, we get it, you were picked on as a kid and now you hate people. It's OK. Therapy will help. But I'm digressing from my original point.

You're more than entitled to your opinion and I respect that right...but when you become an antagonistic fucktard, that's when it's fair game. And when you make claims like you're the most educated person on here, well...you might as well just paint a target on your chest.

So...in all seriousness, what's YOUR PhD. in? No, really, I want to know...where did YOU go to school at? Cambridge? Oxford? M.I.T.?

I'm dying to know, McPerv...where's YOUR PhD?

Um, whether someone is a soccer star is hardly a significant topic. I get upset about serious issues. Killing innocent beings is serious. Killing them by the billions and destroying the planet, really fucking serious.

And I did not need a thesaurus, as I am the most educated person on Bastardly. Though that sort of brings me shame, not pride.

I find soccer boring...zzz...zzz...

I knew her name sounded familiar...there is a video of her sister Wanda Nara giving a blowjob on the internet somewhere.

The interent is always serious. I'm not prepared to break the mould.

Cool. You bought a thesaurus. Awesome.

I find it very funny that you're calling people tools and sensitive...when you're the first motherfucker on here to get righteous with someone about veganism or animal rights.

So I guess that makes you not a tool...but a fucktard and a douche...because you react in the same way. And I know you're going to deny it, so just save me the time and don't bother posting a rambling reply.

Don't point fingers if you're not ready to handle the aftermath.

Oh and I can't wait for the other members of the "We're So Much Better Than Everyone, Despite The Fact That We're Getting Righteous On A Celeb Gossip Site...And That Pretty Much Makes Us About As Righteous As A Dyslexic Chimp Squad" to chime in and decry me as some sort of evil heinous bitch. Can't wait for it.

You have been responding seriously to facetious remarks, as if you have been offended by the joking remarks by a stranger on a celebrity pic and gossip website. I find that absurd and funny. And some equally serious and sensitive tools gave you thumbs up. That's funny too.

I think Pique would have always chosen to leave to Barca no matter how good he could have been at United, just like Ronaldo had his heart set on Real, even though his best days were with United

It's a shame I know. Same thing happened with Pique.

+ 1988198819881988!

Soccer......... I'd Fuck Her

Not at all. I was just making a point that being known as a soccer star is as viable as any other sport star (or whatever other "star"), if not more viable due to the fact that the game is the most popular sport in the world.

You're the one that instantly flipped your shit with "World's most popular sport for pussies. And for people who like to take naps while watching sports where nothing happens." which wasn't really relative, just taking jabs. I could go on about American football or some sport I don't give two cunts about...I can still see why they have players with "star" status.

Damn, soccer fans are so sensitive.

SO to further this "entertainment" what do you consider a sport for non pussies? That is also not nap inducing to people who dont understand it?

creepy dudes in pic 2 getting a nice angle!!

She is very easy on the eyes, I love brunettes.

Don't get your knickers in a twist.

*flips the Beast Mode switch*

When you're done, there's dinner on the stove and I'm recording the game for you.

Listen dude, you're entitled to your own opinion but you need to relax. Futbol is not for pussies. I've played many sports my entire life and it takes just as much skill and athleticism as any professional sport.

World's most popular sport for pussies. And for people who like to take naps while watching sports where nothing happens.

The guy is freaking busted in the face. This is a prefect example of how I do not find a guy attractive just because he has a six pack. He also looks a lot older than 32.

She is attractive. Google her, she has a really nice ass.

To be considered a football/soccer star is completely justifiable considering it's the world's most popular sport.

wow she 's hot

Well, hola Diego! She has a nice body too.

To be labeled a "star" don't lots of people have to have heard of you? "Star soccer player" is kind of like saying "star botanist."

He was by far the best player at the World Cup.

could whomever name soccer stars that post fame/ that's not dating a model/singer/stripper/actor/dancer ????

yes there is...being bowser !

Not bad, Not bad at all.

How is the "For the Ladies" part of this entry, you gals like the beefcake?

who are these super tanned people?

There's nothing better than being a professional athlete with a hot girlfriend

He scores mental goals, awesome finisher (I'm not talking sex)...just a shame he never really hit it off with United.

she's not bad

They must have some awesome tan lines.

just checked out her FB page Moe linked...a lot more pics she added from this "publicity photo shoot".

Nice abs and body. Fake tits?