The “Jersey Shore” Oompa Loompa! Matchup: Deena vs Snooki

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I understand this is asking for a lot on a boring Wednesday morning, but we figured we’d throw it out there…

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19 comments
ninja...
ninja...

i really don't care for snooki either way, but she is prime rib compared to that pill head looking mother of 3...

d55
d55

hot* guys

d55
d55

It's okay. Behind closed doors, tot guys bang them thus give them a lot of confidence.

d55
d55

how old is that deena chick? she looks like an italian mother-in-law who constantly bitches.

Boz
Boz

WOW, Moe, WOW.

OOZIE
OOZIE

IS THIS PHOTOSHOPPED TO MAKE THESE FATTIES LOOK LARGER THAN LIFE??

Bugs on the Windshield
Bugs on the Windshield

How unfortunate for the both of them... to be born with bodies like that. It must be so frustrating to be in their shoes.

Nookies
Nookies

If you lose out to Snooki in a who'd you rather poll..Suicide is the only option.

Leni
Leni

Both look like penguins, Snooki has slightly better proportions, like jta's said.

jta
jta

jesus christ, she makes snooki look well proportioned...well,at least a little better

dillan
dillan

Why are they wearing hot pants? Don't they have any shame?

Moe
Moe

haha. wishful thinking!

Noah
Noah

do you seriously think jersey shore can last more than 1 more season? the dark ages will finally be over!

johnconnor77
johnconnor77

Gun to my head I'd pick up Snookie... noooooohhh, what did I just say?

Mundo
Mundo

You have to be kidding, Moe..is things that bad that you have to resort to a poll between this two useless scumbags? and sorry but I can't choose either, I hate them both, along with the rest of their useless crew...

McPerv
McPerv

Not choosing without a gun to my head.

skilligan
skilligan

both are bad, snooki is worse