Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
If you thought the last set of Ke$ha bikini pics were bad, think again. These were snapped earlier today as the singer chilled on a beach in Adelaide, Australia with family & friends. She’s currently in the country on her “Get $leazy” world tour w/ a final performance tomorrow at the Adelaide Entertainment Centre. Following her stint Down Under, she’s scheduled to do four shows in quake & tsunami-stricken Japan starting on March 22nd, but I’m pretty sure those shows will need to be re-scheduled.
Anyway, back to the tragedy @ hand! We’re gonna give Ke$ha the benefit of the doubt & assume she’s fucking with the paparazzi b/c I don’t think the people around her would let her out in public dressed like a washed up, trailer trash crack whore in a granny-stringed bikini. It’s pretty difficult to comment on these, so we’ll let you guys attack them…
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
She looks like a beast. She makes me feel perfect...damn *hugs myself*
hmm... a little hyperlink help here? Also I searched the whole place for posting symbols.
Need some [eyebleach](http://www.eyebleach.com/)?
She used to be fat when she was younger, so it's understandable that her body looks like that now; especially her lower abdomen that tends to sag/hang when you lose weight. Still, hate her and her music: overly-pretentious, fame-whore, skank!
K I'll fight in your honor as long as some hanky panky comes aftewards
Looks like Dusty Rhodes.
:D
you better do, kick his ass
Can i demand chezza in return for.....this
I cant even see the gif but i figure it deserves my rock regardless
What's amazing is she is willing to be seen in public like this. I've known non-famous women with bodies 10x better than this who lack the confidence to wear bikinis.
Your English is amazing Salma.
That poor guy in that one picture, now everyone thinks he's banging this hog.
He may not be able to control how he looks, but he sure as hell can control the situation...
1) Suicide- perfectly acceptable response to looking so monstrous
2) Never leaving the house
3) If leaving the house, wearing a biohazard suit
4) MASSIVE plastic surgery... but really, it'd be a fully body/head replacement anyway, so I'm reverting back to #1 above
she probably has a date already
she's always going out.. lol.. maybe more than me haha
oh well, maybe i was mean to compare my granny to this mess! at least my 'vóvó' still has a feminine body and doesn't look like john travolta with a blond wig.
Even if I popped some pills I wouldn't tap that.
AHHHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!
She has hudge feet. That's fuckin nasty.
She has NO femininity whatsover
Can I watch? You are going to need someone there to explain to you what just happened.
Holly cow! Leni was able to make Ke$ha hot! I am telling, you should do photoshop retouching as your full time job... it is not that you are good, you are magic!
and she has no ass at all. She reminds me of one of those weeble wobbles.
Hmm with me being too distracted by Kesha's whatever the hell that is I completely overlooked the fact that her boyfriend looks like a meth addicted truck driver..
Moe this is for you;
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http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13/treelox/misc/finapoc.jpg
I think she looks like a boy.
I agree, I'd rather see her in a slimming one piece!
http://i1231.photobucket.com/albums/ee510/mm3132/012610-spanx-400.jpg
woooooooow
Like Foxy said you can REALLY see how boxy she is when you look at the comparison you made!!! holy balls.
I mean, not everyone has perfect bodies but damn... at least pick a suit to flatter your (manly) body type!
I tried, but some people are just not fixable!
Whoa, it's really crazy how wide her torso is, especially when you compare the after. You actually made her look hot!
Damn. It's not that she's fat, but her body shape is really bad. How wide is her torso? DAMN.
http://i1231.photobucket.com/albums/ee510/mm3132/kesha-bikini-pics03151108.jpg
Her music is terrible. Keep it away from children. It's equivalant to eating paint chips.
Moe has a granny fetish.
Why didn't someone Gouge My Fucking Eyes Out before I had to see that?
A flashing dildo??! Well, it couldn't hurt to try.
I hate to pile on but:
http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/xx6/Spangly_2009/i_frew_up.jpg
I demand Karen Gillan as reparations for this travesty.
Brilliant. So she's still free. 80 comments and still nobody wants to go smash it? I'd drop her the d-bomb.
Well considering you have her genes I'd say she still looks amazing.
I've heard that before....
Put. It. Away. Nobody should have to see that.
Wow! She's completely out of shape…her tummy is just disgusting =/
Beside her voice, she really needs to autotune her whole body, if that thing is possible.
I don't think you can, the only thing that will make things better is...
http://i54.tinypic.com/i1z2oz.gif
I'll comfort you salma
aw yeah, total fap material right here!
Ke$ha has the best body in the game.
(sarc)
Your grandmother sounds hot, is she availiable Saturday night?
damn, was it really necessary to take a shot at your poor lil' granny?
Exactly, a one piece should work better.
oh god...that body is worse than my grandmothers body, and she is 80