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Dr. Smooth
Dr. Smooth

Wow see how less meh she looks with some meat on those bones.

d55
d55

No one has mentioned her grandma style panties that are padded. I can easily see it.

Glimmer
Glimmer

the stain is the best thing about these pics...

PR Diva
PR Diva

Not feeling her... -_-

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

im inclined to believe CaseyStoner46MotoGP fan's assessment of michael bay.

+38256

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

point being the way the megan faux lovers talki about her, its like shes this PERFECT goddess... aa PERFECT Goddess doesnt have nasty cottages cheese thighs and ass....

johnconnor77
johnconnor77

Wiseblood was like the Dave Chappel of Bastardly.com ... you two come back, we miss you!

johnconnor77
johnconnor77

Phillip if Megan Fox has Cottage cheese in her ass, what about the other 99.99% of the female population on this earth? I know you hate her but c'mon, be a bit fair or is going to look like you haven't actually seen a real woman ass naked without photoshop

CARCAR
CARCAR

looks like she has her padded undies on hehehe

Boz
Boz

LOL @ Wiseblood's comment.

This is why we can't have nice thing. lol.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Okay, I just checked out the original post of these Megan pics, it's pretty entertaining.

First of all, there's this really sexy man in the background in one of the pics, he's probably a bodyguard or something(the guy in the black suit):

http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx183/FoxyRoxyTM/megan-fox-07080902.jpg

Second of all, Megan looks sooooo much healthier and prettier then than she does now, and seeing all of the pics confirms it. The other pics also confirm that I really love that dress, especially the bodice part.

Third of all, there are some awesome comments. Remember, this is around the time that this website changed from Bastardly to MoeJackson. Here are a few samples:

McPerv

"Congratulations, the new domain name is retarded."

to which Casey Stoner46 MotoGP fan replied:

"MAN! FUCK MICHAEL BAY!!! STUPID FUCKTARD ASSHOLE!"

Lol.

Then there's Wiseblood's(RIP) comment, which I think, reflects all of our sentiments:

"wait a minute...

who the fuck is moe jackson?

dude...

this is the fucking bastardly. CHANGE IT BACK."

and then he added:

"and don't call this a celebrity gossip site.

this place isn't gay. don't make it gay.

i beg of you. fuck. why do things always have to change when they get half cool?"

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

Oh please, Megan would politely (cause she's so sweet) ask you to swallow your own tongue before that ever happened.

Bubba McFadden
Bubba McFadden

She doesn't have an ass and whatever apparatus she used to give herself an ass has fallen apart.

feckya
feckya

I was waiting for someone to point out the cottage cheese. Why such a thin girl has so much cottage cheese beats me.

Boz
Boz

and aheemmm, this is Megan's post and I've a feeling another fight is gonna happen.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

lmfao.... well keep a "feel" out for what im talking about when you start grabbing!!!!

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

u really dont see what im talking about? that HUGE disgusting divit?

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

seriously, look at the jump picture. her left side.

its fair to assume shes wearing a thing or no underwear right?

there is a Divit on the bottom right side of her left ass cheak.

between the bottom of the picture, AND, where her ass is poking out on the LEFT side of her cheak is clearly something wrong with her legs, as the dress is pulled TIGHT enough that you can see the divit on her ass, and the cottage cheese making an imprint on the not tight against her leg dress,

BryanZee
BryanZee

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one.

You're going too deep and not making any sense.

I think you might be lost, this isn't a Kim K thread.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

and cmon, look at her ass. you can see the cottage cheese and nastyness on her ass.... its not even that i HATE her... its the truth, that dress is tight, look at the ripples and divits on her ass... its not a matter of love or hate, its about seeing whats there

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

that little trollite slut. i dont know whose worse her or Faux. both talentless. both disgusting. BUT i dont know whats worse, being overrated looking like a 12 year old boy, or being one of the biggest fucking cunts walking the earth....

both are botched abortions.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

It's what Phil does. Wait until you get a good Hayden post...the two of us are like Astaire & Rogers.

salma
salma

she looked so much better here, look at her arms, they aren't bony!

Peccavi
Peccavi

worthless. bag can do better.

FoyFoy
FoyFoy

She looked fucking amazing there, seriously if she was still like that she'd be my number one, she's still top 10 however

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

amazing, you can see the cottage cheese on her ass thru the dress.

pass, and im glad her 15 minutes are fame are ticking off real fast.... enjoy sucking dick to get into f-list movies instead of a list movies you talentless worthless piece of trash.

asgopt
asgopt

THOSE HIPS, OMG.

I really hope she goes back to this weight, even if it means force feeding herself.

Cat46
Cat46

She's gorgeous.

barranr
barranr

i did not have sexual relations with that woman

crackrocks
crackrocks

the only thing missing on that booty is my tongue

lazydayz
lazydayz

She looks much better with more meat on her bones.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Love the dress and shoes.

Leni
Leni

Love the dress. Are those old pictures? She doesn't look as skinny as in recently posted.

dinodan
dinodan

nice stain on the back of the dress

BryanZee
BryanZee

True Story.

They just jelly.

TouchMeOnMyStudio
TouchMeOnMyStudio

look at the bodyguard's face. he obviously just experienced a moment of total bliss. or he peed his pants.

Teq
Teq

amazing curves, hate the tats, but amazing curves