“JWoww” Celebrated Her 25th Birthday at Vanity Nightclub

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“JWoww” celebrated her 25th birthday over the weekend at Vanity Nightclub at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. She celebrated with boyfriend Roger Matthews but none of her Jersey Shore castmates were in attendance. Either she didn’t invite them or they didn’t care. In other quotables, “JWoww” doesn’t diet but we have seen her pimping those AbCuts diet pills.

“I don’t diet. It never works. I eat in moderation, I eat frequently, and the biggest help is cardio. I love chocolate, and I definitely do it two or three times a week. Instead of getting those big candy bars, I get the Halloween treats. I love Snickers. Snickers are my thing – and Kit Kats. It keeps me from crashing.” [Source]

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RoastedNuts
RoastedNuts

She looks good to me. Store boughts and all.

FoyFoy
FoyFoy

I call bull on 25.

The Devil
The Devil

I agree, she's got a certain "swagger". about her. Like she'd be a great fuck.

Mike Litoris
Mike Litoris

25?! She looks 40. Ooops now I see Tapper's comment. Great minds think alike.

Altair
Altair

I don't mind the milk bags.....sometimes a good ol whore is exactly what the doctor ordered.

Philr Crackin
Philr Crackin

All the reasons I wouldn't Fuck her with someone else's Dick....haggard, thick as hell, botched implants and lipo .... but If I get a chance, I'll fuck her with yours since you like her so much

Tapper
Tapper

25 now. I hope I never have to see her at 40. Yikes.

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

Honestly one of the worst outfits I have ever seen.

Roofus the Gingerbread Man
Roofus the Gingerbread Man

Why do people pay attention to this person?

She looks leathery and neon.

Might I add, it looks as if she has had a chin tuck deal, what do you call it, neck liposuction?

Anyway, who the fuck really cares?

CryptKeeper
CryptKeeper

woahhh she's only 25??? hard to believe

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Oh! Okay, now I get it...

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

I sat back biting my tongue for too long! Can't contain myself anymore. Need to ask questions.

KobeBryan
KobeBryan

Don't question the awesomeness that is Casey Stoner46 MotoGP fan.

Just sit back and watch the Epicness.

barranr
barranr

what... they don't have a skank whore category at the oscars?

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

What does that even mean? And where do you get these numbers from? 30%?WHY?????

one-1
one-1

but she is able do such a great job of making everything bad even worse ;-)

Leni
Leni

I wish this shade of lipstick never existed, it doesn't look good on anyone.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Or JGoAway.

It rhymes and it's true.

KobeBryan
KobeBryan

I know, ain't nothing wow about this cow.

one-1
one-1

would it not make more sense to call her J-CowCow?

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Looking off as usual. She's just really unappealing to me. Her stomach and bellybutton look bizarre, like she had a tummy tuck or something.

KobeBryan
KobeBryan

For a second i thought she was at the Oscars.

Hilarious.

Pass on this Swamp Donkey.

Boz
Boz

Pass.

ladylazarus
ladylazarus

I love her. Don't care what anyone says. Yes, she's haggard, thick as hell, botched implants and lipo but she's fucking awesome.