Monthly Archives: March 2011

Red Carpet Hotness @ Victoria’s Secret 2011 Swim Collection Party

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Photo Credit: Splash News Online

Excuse the delay in getting these babies, but naturally, it’s extremely difficult to work with so many beautiful women at the same time. Talk about hotness overload (the linked post is the definition of “Hotness Overload,” by the way)!

Anyway, I know some of you Kim-Haters & diehard VS Angel fans will be pissed that we put Kim Kardashian dead center in a pic that includes Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio & Miranda Kerr, but please try to understand that we did it so that it would be far easier to make fun of her. Even though she gives the annoying impression that she’s worthy of hanging with hot Victoria’s Secret Angels, but we all know what’s up.

We went ahead w/ a pair of very forgiving eyes & grabbed most of the chicks who walked the red carpet at last night’s big party in Los Angeles to celebrate the new 2011 Victoria’s Secret Swim Catalog—although, we liked the pics that were posted earlier much more.
Photo Credit: Splash News Online
Photo Credit: Splash News Online

Update: More with Adriana, Alessandra, Candice, etc… on pages 5-7

Page 8: We couldn’t forget about Chrissy Teigen!!

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Cameron Diaz Brings The Afternoon Links!

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Photo Credit: Wenn
Cameron Diaz promotes “Bad Teacher” at 2011 Cinema-Con in Las Vegas

– Irina Shayk Is So Damn Hot It Hurts [HollywoodTuna]
– Kendra Isn’t Invited to Hef’s Wedding [The Superficial]
– Seven Celebrities With Weird Physical Flaws [Unreality Mag]
– VIDEO: Colombian Model Natalia Velez [BroBible]
– Hilary Duff Shows Off Her Hot New Hairdo [Popoholic]

– Katie Holmes Can’t Say “Penis” [Dlisted]
– Rihanna’s Hottest Magazine Covers [Complex]
– Is Edward Norton Engaged? [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Milla Jovovich nip slip! [Celebslam]
– Never Seen Star Wars!? [Double Viking]

– Rali Ivanova’s 33 Sexiest TwitPics [COED Magazine]
– Kate Moss Nipple for Vogue Japan [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Kim Kardashian Dancing Audition Tape Leaked [Celeb Jihad]
– The 50 Most Perverted Newspaper Headlines Of All Time [Super Booyah]
– One Tree Hill’s Jena Sims [Busted Coverage]

– Chinees heeft awesome voetbalskills [Flabber]
– Abbie Cornish Topless in Esquire [Yeeeah!]
– Prince William Won’t Wear a Ring [The Blemish]
– Leilani Dowding Poolside Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
– Sarah Michelle Gellar all smiles on the set of “Ringer” [Caught On Set]

– Red Band Trailer: Blitz [MoeFresh]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Oh Damn! Is Joe Jonas Trying To Upgrade To A VS Angel?

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Photo Credit: Splash News Online

PEACE OUT, ASHLEY GREENE!!

And, who the hell can blame him, right? He definitely has the cash flow, but does he have what it takes to maintain a VS Angel behind closed doors? Everyone thinks the dude uses these hot chicks to serve as beards, but I have a feeling those might be envious haters.

There were plenty of single ladies at the event, so props to Joe for pulling strings to get his ass into the event. Hey, which one of us bastards wouldn’t hit a party overflowing lingerie models? Exactly…

Anyway, since we have three of the hottest MILFs in one photo, we as well bust out one of our useless polls…

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Alessandra, Candice, & Adriana Launch VS Swim 2011

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Photo Credit: WENN

Victoria’s Secret didn’t bother with the rookies for this assignment. Instead, Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, and Adriana Lima went to the launch of Swim 2011 at the Mondrian Los Angeles in West Hollywood.

After having 5 Victoria’s Secret Angels at the announcement of “Incredible” and just Lindsay Ellingson for VS Attractions, VS decided to skip over calling up Chanel Iman, Lily Aldridge, Erin Heatherton, and Lindsay for the launch of Swim 2011. It’s like they did a three-for-one trade of Chanel, Lily, and Erin from the “Incredible” launch for Ale. Of course, for you Team Miranda folks out there, we’re sure she would’ve been called up too if she was bikini-ready.

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Bikini Clad Courteney Cox in St. Barts w/ Co-Star “Friend” Josh Hopkins!

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Photo Credit: Fame Pictures

What’s wrong w/ a lil’ no-strings attached hanky-panky w/ a co-worker? That’s exactly what might be happening w/ “Cougar Town” co-stars Courteney Cox & Josh Hopkins. Even though the rumored relationship has been repeatedly dismissed by Momma Cougar’s representatives, the two friends decided to take a vacation in St. Barts with Courteney’s daughter Coco. The dude’s reportedly even trying to play the daddy role by helping to teach Coco how to swim. Is David Arquette too busy screwing around w/ hot, young Hollywood chicks to notice what’s going down? He & Courteney separated last October, but claim they’re still maintain a close friendship and business relationship (i.e. they have angry makeup sex when they miss each other).

I’d be shocked if Courteney & Josh Hopkins (assuming he’s straight) just head straight to bed each night after Coco hits the sack. Rumor has it that Separated Cougar Sex rivals Angry Makeup Sex, but we have yet to confirm. Maybe some of you bastards have a better idea…OW!

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BREAKING!! 50 Cent Cruises Sunset Blvd In His Sweet Blue Lambo!

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Photo Credit: Fame Pictures

It’s nice to see that more dudes are flexing their designer, diamond-studded wallets in front of cameras by rolling around in their quarter-million dollar wheels and making the rest of us feel like shit. Then again, it’s nice to feel like shit when you look at something really beautiful-whether’s it’s a hot chick plastered on some sugar daddy or, of course, a mean-looking ride.

I swear, if you stare at this shit long enough, it could fan the flames of cracked-out-capitalism to the point where you turn into a hedonistic crack-whore who desperately wants to sell his soul in exchange for the fruits of fame & fortune. Ok, that sounded kinda depressing, but you know what I mean…
Photo Credit: Fame Pictures
Photo Credit: Fame Pictures

MORE CELEBRITY WHEELS:
Chris Brown Hits The Gym In His Lambo
Shirtless Craig David & his red Ferrari

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Lupe Fiasco Salutes Fans on Melrose Ave! Buy His New Album!!!

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Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Hip hop genius Lupe Fiasco was spotted leaving an event on Melrose Ave. in L.A. last night with his peeps when he turned to the cameras & gave a friendly salute to the photographers. From the looks of the photo, I have a feeling the after party back at Lupe’s pad was kinda fun…OW!

Anyway, as you guys know, Lupe dropped his highly controversial third studio album “Lasers” earlier this month. I grabbed it from iTunes a couple weeks back & listen to a few tunes at least once a day. It’s definitely worth checking out if you’re into great music & sharp lyrics.

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Kirsten Dunst’s Post-Workout Walk Sponsored By Starbucks & Nike!

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Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

We do our best to limit exposure to Kirsten Dunst for obvious reasons, so that’s why we haven’t seen her on the site since January. Apologies to all K. Dunst fans.

Anyway, the “Spider-Man” star was spotted rocking a Gillian Welch tee as she walked back to her car after grabbing a post-workout iced-coffee from Starbucks—definitely not on the Bastardly Mercado list of recommended drinks following a workout.

Anyway, Kirsten Dunst’s latest project is the indy disaster-drama film “Melancholia” by experimental Danish director Lars von Trier. The cast includes Kiefer Sutherland & Charlotte Gainsbourg & the film will hit theaters on May 26th. Here’s more juice:

The film begins with the destruction of Earth and then jumps back in time.[3] The story will be about two sisters, Justine and Claire (Kirsten Dunst and Charlotte Gainsbourg), who are becoming increasingly more distant from each other.[4] There will be a wedding during the first part of the film between Justine and Michael (Alexander Skarsgård). Soon after the wedding Justine becomes melancholic, which makes her stay calm when Earth is threatened by a collision with another planet that has recently emerged from behind the sun, while Claire, on the other hand, becomes fearful of what is to come.[3] Trier has said that he considers all of his previous films to end happily, and that this will be the first with an unhappy ending. [Source]

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Red Carpet Hotness @ “Sucker Punch” London Premiere

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Photo Credit: Splash News Online

The entire “Sucker Punch” cast including Abbie Cornish, Jena Malone, Carla Gugino, Emily Browning, Vanessa Hudgens and Jamie Chung was at the Vue West End Cinemas in Leicester Square for the big movie premiere. It sucks that the girls left Jamie out from their hottie-lineup photo, but thanks to Photoshop, we added her to the pic.

Even though the film performed below expectations in the U.S. in its opening weekend, it’s very likely that it’ll be successful in the international market—at least we hope that’s the case. The film’s budget, excluding marketing costs, was roughly $80 million & it raked in around $20 mil during its opening weekend, so it has a long way to go before it’s the green.

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