BREAKING!! Jay Leno Unfazed By High Gas Prices; Cruises In Vintage Car

Photo Credit: Fame Pictures

These were snapped earlier this afternoon in Studio City, CA as deep-pocketed motorhead Jay Leno was spotted cruising around in one of his many vintage.

HIGH GAS PRICES
Don’t know about you bastards, we’re officially feeling the steep prices-especially after paying nearly $4.00/gallon for regular gasoline. I bought a shitty Hondo Fit for a reason, damn it! Looks like I might have to save up for a Toyota Prius, which reportedly gives 48mpg in the city & 51 highway! DAMN YOU, MUAMMAR GADDAFI!!

17 comments
Angus
Angus

While on prima facie your little soliliquy sounds good, it is in fact crap.

Just because the general public can go out and buy shares of an oil company it does not mean that they are getting the bulk of the profits.

The executives including the board reap most of the profits as does the company itself. The company may then choose to pay out a small piece of the profits in dividends to the shareholders.

It is not like they get a billion dollars in profits and then divide it equally amongst the shareholders. People like you try to use simplistic comments like the one you made to try to get people to buy your crap.

If I owned 100 shares of BP at $100 a share and the stock rose to $120 a share, a 20% increase, my gross profit would only be $2,000, hardly a windfall and definitely not enough money to go buy a massive mansion out in Texas somewhere.

Given your lack of intelligence on finance, I doubt you own enough stock in anything to offset the added fuel costs that you will have to pay this year.

FoxyRoxy
FoxyRoxy

Man, I fucking love old cars so much!

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

OK, no political finger pointing because BOTH parties are supremely fucked up and retarded. It's like giving two angry Down's Syndrome kids katanas and telling them to go at in a crowded room.

THIS...

"Japan and other countries have had high speed rail for decades and decades now, but America still does not have it to this day, pathetic."

and THIS...

"By the way if idiot Americans would stop buying SUVs and pickup trucks when you don't need them."

are the gospel fucking truth and that's all that matters.

I rarely drive anywhere. I don't see the point. I can get anywhere I need to via bus, "L" train, Metra commuter train or taxi. If I have to go to like, rural Wisconsin or somewhere far, then yeah...I'll drive. Otherwise, I use my car about...once a week. And that's only because I need to either haul groceries or go somewhere that doesn't have reliable public transportation.

Angus
Angus

Too bad you are an idiot and have no idea how commodities work.

The supply of oil is just fine, in fact there are tankers just sailing around the ocean full of oil.

The high oil and gas prices are being caused by the speculators on Wall St driving up the prices for profit.

By the way if idiot Americans would stop buying SUVs and pickup trucks when you don't need them. I have a friend who is a single woman, a hair dresser and drives a Tahoe. What the hell does she need a damn Tahoe for? My neighborhood is full of soccer moms whose husbands are dentists and doctors and they drive Tahoes, Escalades, Lexus LXs and so on, by themselves 90% of the time.

If this country would work on better public transportation systems, especially high speed rail, it would be less inclined to be at the mercy of the robber oil barons, who by the way are Republicans.

Japan and other countries have had high speed rail for decades and decades now, but America still does not have it to this day, pathetic.

I love how you curse Obama, when all the oil companies that are setting the prices are owned and operated by Republicans.

Boz
Boz

I love that car.

Noah
Noah

i don't really feel like getting into an online debate, but i always feel like pointing this out when some knuckle head goes on about rich oil company ceo's. newsflash... the oil companies are publicly traded. that means any pea brained plebicite can by shares. all you need is a checking account. when the oil companies (or any company that's publicly traded) makes money, we all make money. so the ceo makes money and so do a bazillion other people investing in the oil companies. a good example... if you had bought BP right after the leak, you would be making a bunch of money instead of crying into your soy bean coffee, if such a thing even exists.

Noah
Noah

you haters can kiss my a$$. one question for you all. if all 250 million of us by hybrid electric cars, where will we dump the fuckin batteries when we're done. it's not an oil issue; it's a people issue. we like to consume energy because it makes us comfortable. just ask that fat a$$ Al Gore. that bastard consumes more energy than Oprah keepin his butt cool. and that's saying something. Peace out bastards!

Mundo
Mundo

oh and by the way, cute car...my dad use to own one of those...

Mundo
Mundo

I don't know about this gasoline thing, to me it's just a big rip off all these oil tycoons are just taking advantage of the problems Libya is having...I heard somewhere that the U.S. imports only 2% of the oil from them, so why the hell are they blaming Libya? I tell you it's just a big Rip Off...just the rich are getting richer...

Nookies
Nookies

Oh wait, I misread your thing. So you think we should destroy the shit out of beautiful corals off our shore and go to beautiful countrysides and destroy the shit out of that to further increase our reliance on oil? LOL right.

Nookies
Nookies

We shouldn't even need oil..This country could of been running on renewable resources like solar and win at least a decade ago. We are still reliant on oil because the rich powerful ceos control the government and they make sure we rely on oil. Greed will actually be the downfall and possible extinction of the human race.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Jay's got a sick car collection.

And I'm not feeling the gas crunch. It's called being smart and using public transportation & walking...which you both should be advocating more rather than ugly kicks, VS models and other bullshit "swagger" toys.

skilligan
skilligan

gas is way too high, & Leno is a big time tool

Noah
Noah

damn you Ghadaffi???? more like damn you Obama and the rest of the idiots in Congress who won't open up Alaska for oil; nor the coasts; nor anything else. we've got no one else to blame for our codependence on every ass wipe on the planet except ourselves.