Kesha Rocks A Granny Bikini In Australia! Pretty Damn Gross…

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Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

If you thought the last set of Ke$ha bikini pics were bad, think again. These were snapped earlier today as the singer chilled on a beach in Adelaide, Australia with family & friends. She’s currently in the country on her “Get $leazy” world tour w/ a final performance tomorrow at the Adelaide Entertainment Centre. Following her stint Down Under, she’s scheduled to do four shows in quake & tsunami-stricken Japan starting on March 22nd, but I’m pretty sure those shows will need to be re-scheduled.

Anyway, back to the tragedy @ hand! We’re gonna give Ke$ha the benefit of the doubt & assume she’s fucking with the paparazzi b/c I don’t think the people around her would let her out in public dressed like a washed up, trailer trash crack whore in a granny-stringed bikini. It’s pretty difficult to comment on these, so we’ll let you guys attack them…
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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  • Stephanie

    WTF!

  • Schmange

    aww c’mon you guys.
    She looks pretty damned good for a 40 year old…..
    What? She’s how old??

  • Cat46

    I have to respect the fact that she is comfortable in her own skin and she doesn’t care what people say about her body. She’s a singer (even if a shitty one imo), not a model.

  • Butters

    WTH are those bottoms, I’ve never seen such a thing!!!!!

  • the_real_hunter

    She would even look old for a 40 year old!

  • Nookies

    Burn it with fire :O

  • Nookies

    Why do she have the body of a 60 year old grandmother..Seriously from the back she looks 50+

  • AlinaMaria

    No matter what she does, she will never have a waist.

  • Caitie Harmful

  • dinodan

    I have nothing to say…..I have seen dudes that have a more feminine body.

  • salma

    LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

    omg what a horrible granny bikini

  • skilligan

    hideous man beast, makes lady gaga look like adriana lima

  • salma

    +53

    proof that being thin is not equal a beautiful body

  • AlinaMaria

    lmao

  • AlinaMaria

    I kind of felt bad for a for a moment but then I remembered she is well richer and more successful then I am.

  • AlinaMaria

    for her for a moment*

    than*

  • AlinaMaria

    Very true.

  • AlinaMaria

    Who gave you a hater alert for that? It’s true, body shape is what makes a body look good. OK being fat is not good but neither is ultra thin. If you have a good basic shape then you are half way there.

  • KobeBryan

    She’s not even thin…..she has an endomorphic body.

  • AlinaMaria

    I don’t think Salma was saying that was she? I thought Salma meant that even if Ke$ha got skinny he would still not have a waist because he has a horrible shape.

  • Nookies

    If it makes you feel any better she will eventually go broke from the meth addiction and end up having to suck dicks at a truck stop for her next fix.

  • Furry Frog

    This is amazing. I have never thought it was possible for a woman to have a body shaped like this. I’m serious.

  • McPerv

    Worst 20-something body I have ever fucking seen. It’s an abomination.

  • DocHellbilly

    Fuck you! I am 40 and there’s no way in hell I would be caught dead looking that bad.

    She looks bad for a 60 year old- she looks bad for anything vaguely human.

    I have to say, I *almost* feel bad for him- kind of like looking at the elephant man… I mean, you want to point and laugh, but it’s not his fault he has huge tumors… it’s not his fault the baby jeebus hates him so much that the mere site of this wretched sack of shit makes small children cry…

    Makes me long for the days of vivisection, kind of like that seen in Carpenter’s “The Thing” where they slice open the “humanoid” flesh to reveal… Kesha…

  • KobeBryan

    Yeah, its hard to understand what Salma means sometimes.

    But I think you might be right.

  • ladylazarus

    Who would you rather? Kesha v. Snookie edition.

    Death/suicide is not an option. Choose wisely.

  • KobeBryan

    abstinence

  • Nookies

    A blender.

  • ObeyYourGod

    This picture will do more for birth control than those condoms with her picture on the package.

  • Peccavi

    i hope the fleas of a thousand camels infest you crotch for this post.

    Photobucket

  • Peccavi

    your*

  • salma

    wtf?????????

  • Otto

    why is this filed under “Babes”!???

  • The-Phantom-Writer

    You think someone who enjoys glitter and some weird ass stage outfits would have picked something… less post-menopausal

  • FoxyRoxy

    Absolutely one of the worst bodies I’ve ever seen. I’ve seen Grandma’s at the beach with better bodies than her.

  • barranr

    i scrubbed and i scrubbed, but damn it, they don’t make water hot enough

  • DocHellbilly

    He may not be able to control how he looks, but he sure as hell can control the situation…

    1) Suicide- perfectly acceptable response to looking so monstrous
    2) Never leaving the house
    3) If leaving the house, wearing a biohazard suit
    4) MASSIVE plastic surgery… but really, it’d be a fully body/head replacement anyway, so I’m reverting back to #1 above

  • General Delacroix

    I haven’t seen anything quite like this on a beach this Octomom.

  • ladylazarus

    What if you were rewarded a harem of your top five girls afterwards for life?

  • McPerv

    LMAO. Harsh choice. Would rather do Fuck, Marry, Kill. I would kill Kesha and kill Snookie. Or did I just cheat?

  • Nookies

    oh lordy..HMM well I guess it would have to be Snooki for the slight off chance that J-Wow would want to join in.

  • Nookies

    Either way, I’d have problems getting a stiffy for both girls. I’d feel dirty afterwards. I’d double bag it. Then I would proceed to wash every square inch of my body with bleach and antibacterial soap. I honestly don’t think I’d ever be right again…

  • lu__89

    oh well, maybe i was mean to compare my granny to this mess! at least my ‘vóvó’ still has a feminine body and doesn’t look like john travolta with a blond wig.

  • lu__89

    she probably has a date already
    she’s always going out.. lol.. maybe more than me haha

  • Boz

    AHHHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

  • Bolt Uprite

    Now that’s a hoss.

  • FoxyRoxy

    I don’t care what she is, no one with a body like that should ever wear a bathing suit out in public.

  • FoxyRoxy

    I’m glad I don’t have a penis and I’ll never have to make such difficult choices.

  • Cat46

    I just think it’s not fair to criticize her for something she can’t control, it’s not her fault her body looks like that. So, only beautiful people are allowed to go to the beach? I agree she could choose some other type of bathing suit, though.

  • Caitie Harmful

    Can I get really drunk or smoke a shitload of weed beforehand? If so, I pick Kesha.

  • FoxyRoxy

    It’s just a really bad eyesore. I know it’s not her fault for the basic body shape she has but she looks extremely sloppy and soft like she just doesn’t give a fuck. Also, yea, she should have really chose another type of bathing suit, this one highlights the worst things about her body.

  • KobeBryan

    I wouldn’t even fuck her with your imaginary penis!!!

  • johnconnor77


    I just can’t take it anymore…

  • lu__89

    oh god…that body is worse than my grandmothers body, and she is 80

  • Cat46

    Exactly, a one piece should work better.

  • Moe

    damn, was it really necessary to take a shot at your poor lil’ granny?

  • I Am Right

    Your grandmother sounds hot, is she availiable Saturday night?

  • crackrocks

    aw yeah, total fap material right here!

    Ke$ha has the best body in the game.

    (sarc)

  • Nookies

    I’ll comfort you salma <3

  • Nookies

    Well considering you have her genes I’d say she still looks amazing.

  • Ari

    Moe has a granny fetish.

  • AlinaMaria

    Your English is amazing Salma.

  • salma

    you better do, kick his ass

  • salma

    😀

  • Nookies

    K I’ll fight in your honor as long as some hanky panky comes aftewards

  • MelodicDeathMetal

    Need some [eyebleach](http://www.eyebleach.com/)?

  • MelodicDeathMetal

    hmm… a little hyperlink help here? Also I searched the whole place for posting symbols.