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Are you extremely rich, married & addicted to sex? Tiger Woods’ “Privacy” yacht might just be for you! Just think of it as your floating man-cave. Let’s just say those “business trips” simply won’t be the same anymore…
Anyway, as some of you bastards might have heard, Tiger’s selling his yacht for $25 million, but I’m sure you can low-ball & cruise away for $20-22 million. Along w/ all the various luxuries you’d expect w/ such a yacht, it also reportedly comes with Tiger’s black book filled with cell phone numbers & email addresses of all his bitches desperate for sugar daddy lovin’. Simply buy the yacht, dial one of the numbers in the black book, helicopter over the girl(s) & enjoy…
While Tiger’s yacht is obviously pretty sweet, I gotta give the “Meanest-Looking Yacht” award to Naomi Campbell’s Russian sugar daddy, Vladimir Doronin. Just look at this thing:
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It would be fun to get busy on a yaht...
Even if I could, I wouldn't. It's got tiger jizz all over the place.
Oops, never mind, I should learn to read before commenting.
Hey, those are two different yachts! What's the silver one in the last picture?
damn that's a bad ass boat
what is the story on Naomi Campbell? she's always beating the crap out of some poor limo driver. i mean i like hot chocalate and all, but she's a litte used up and is such a queen bitch. you won't see pure goodness Candy Swanepoel emasculating a doorman.
Having a yacht that cost -more- than most A-List actors homes must be the biggest damn pussy magnet......Fuck the sports car
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(Tumblr has taught me only to respond in gifs)
#TIGERBLOOD.
So after 6 frames of that comic, it's safe to assume you don't give a shit? Gotcha!
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Classic Tiger!
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Does the $25 million asking price include the disinfectant needed to make it safe for the uninfected?