Oh Damn! Is Joe Jonas Trying To Upgrade To A VS Angel?

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Photo Credit: Splash News Online

PEACE OUT, ASHLEY GREENE!!

And, who the hell can blame him, right? He definitely has the cash flow, but does he have what it takes to maintain a VS Angel behind closed doors? Everyone thinks the dude uses these hot chicks to serve as beards, but I have a feeling those might be envious haters.

There were plenty of single ladies at the event, so props to Joe for pulling strings to get his ass into the event. Hey, which one of us bastards wouldn’t hit a party overflowing lingerie models? Exactly…

Anyway, since we have three of the hottest MILFs in one photo, we as well bust out one of our useless polls…

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  • Agent666

    I can’t fathom why women are so enamoured of Joe Jonas-he’s no Ryan Reynolds, or Taylor Lautner…and he should use about half a bottle of Nair on that unibrow. That said, I like Adrianna Lima a lot…even her sexy, lithe, long-fingered hands (large hands are extremely hot). Swanepoel’s butt is simply amazing. I even like these gals’ dresses, especially the beady, applique number on Ambrosio.

  • Mundo

    Joe Jonas might have found he’s calling…

  • Mundo

    I meant His…

  • AlinaMaria

    lmao

  • The Devil

    *bites finger*

    Look at that ass.

    Y’all know who I’m talkim bout

  • Voice of Reason

    Joe.

  • Boz

    Joe’s a cuntdonkey.

  • Cutiie Patootiie

    Wow, they’re all super hot especially Adriana, Miranda, and Candice. Adriana will always be my favorite, ever since I saw her in this sliver and black lingerie I fell in love. <3

  • FoxyRoxy

    Haha, ew! He’s so blegh!
    Nice back, Candice!

  • AlinaMaria

    I’ve just seen this is part of the category ‘annoying bitches’? LOL

  • karmathebitch

    the one and only Adriana!

  • Invigorator2

    Meh….The first picture. Focus just on their faces…How beautiful!? Isn’t Adriana supposed to be more feminine looking after having a baby?
    I don’t like Candice’s face but i do like her body overall. I don’t like gummy faces….which is mostly what i don’t like about her face.

  • Invigorator2

    *gummy smiles

  • FoxyRoxy

    Has a nice ring to it.
    Uh oh, did I say ring?
    RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE!

  • Boz

    wring wring wring banana phone!!!!
    wring wring wring banana phone!!!!

  • The Devil

    *slow clap*

    VERY funny

  • sexybunnie

    Ambrosio and Swanepoel look HAWT.

    Miranda/Adriana heads/faces are too big.

  • d55

    Taylor lautner is ugly, too. He has little beady eyes and a pig nose.

    Take an ugly guy; make him rich and famous; millions of women will find him hot. People are stupid like that.

  • d_jologs

    Fantastic Foursome!