Red Carpet Hotness @ Victoria’s Secret 2011 Swim Collection Party

March 31, 2011 Moe 152 comments

Photo Credit: Splash News Online

Excuse the delay in getting these babies, but naturally, it’s extremely difficult to work with so many beautiful women at the same time. Talk about hotness overload (the linked post is the definition of “Hotness Overload,” by the way)!

Anyway, I know some of you Kim-Haters & diehard VS Angel fans will be pissed that we put Kim Kardashian dead center in a pic that includes Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel, Alessandra Ambrosio & Miranda Kerr, but please try to understand that we did it so that it would be far easier to make fun of her. Even though she gives the annoying impression that she’s worthy of hanging with hot Victoria’s Secret Angels, but we all know what’s up.

We went ahead w/ a pair of very forgiving eyes & grabbed most of the chicks who walked the red carpet at last night’s big party in Los Angeles to celebrate the new 2011 Victoria’s Secret Swim Catalog—although, we liked the pics that were posted earlier much more.
Photo Credit: Splash News Online
Photo Credit: Splash News Online

Update: More with Adriana, Alessandra, Candice, etc… on pages 5-7

Page 8: We couldn’t forget about Chrissy Teigen!!

Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

tagged with Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Amber Lancaster, Cameron Richardson, Candice Swanepoel, Chrissy Teigen, Elizabeth Mathis, Joanna Krupa, Kate Upton, Kim Kardashian, M.I.L.Filicious, Melissa Molinaro, Miranda Kerr, Sexy Celebrity Legs, Solange Knowles, Victoria's Secret, Virginia Williams

Bowser

Give me Miranda with a side of Amber and I’ll be on my way
FoyFoy

Ew! WTF is Kim doing there! It actually pisses me off seeing her face!

Candice looks AAAH-mazing here I love white on her and her hair pulled back, Adriana also looks amazing with her hair back!

Miranda is just super sexy!!
FoyFoy

also Candice, Miranda, Adri and Ale should have had their own post!!
KobeBryan

This could be my Alt Account since it speaks my thoughts.
dinodan

Candice’s dress looks so amazing on her curves…..wish i could say the same about Adriana’s dress on her body
AlinaMaria

Miranda & Ale
AlinaMaria

woah what the fuck I meant Adri NOT Ale, deary me.
anita massengill

in real life kim k is a head shorter than the others
FoyFoy

Yeah well ya know, I do what I do when I do what I do
Moe

too late, you can’t take it back. Your heart spoke through your fingers.
AlinaMaria

I mean, she looks good but she is NOT Adriana.
AlinaMaria

I mean, she looks good but she is NOT Adriana.
skilligan

only solange looks BAD here, i honestly think kim k holds her own here
FoyFoy

wow I never realized the pug lady had such a large forehead
Freep

Miranda and amber
d55

LMFAO @ kimbo
barranr

vs don’t make undies in kims size, her g string is a pair of boxers
d55

candice and her ass in adriana’s space again.
sweetndsour

Adriana is just breathtaking and the prettiest woman on earth

I think Ale is growin on me a little more

whoever kate upton is, she’s pretty cute
Cat46

I think Miranda looks the best here, followed by Candice. Ale’s legs are too skinny.
d55

Hmm, moe must have deleted the main pic. Just to support my previous post about candice and her ass in adriana’s space (before people ask, “what are you talking about?”):
RDouble365

Adriana, Ale and Kimmy K on the first page..ahhh yes….don’t need to go any further for now :).
Mundo

Cmon Moe, you might just as well have put Amy Winehouse in there too, having Kim on there is certainly an Insult to VS…
KobeBryan

He, we knew what you meant. I think Leni already brought that up that it seems like Candice is always sticking her ass into Adriana.
dinodan

Yep in response to this pic I posted

d55 - in response to your reply on the other thread - I’d like to think that Candice and Adriana are just comfortable like that!
L.e.t.í.c.i.a

The girls look gorgeous.

Adri looks stunning with almost no makeup … Ale is looking damn sexy … Miranda’s body is looking better than before pregnancy and I am also liking Kate, Joanna, Christine and Amber.
d55

I’d like to think that, too but i really feel like she is jealous of adriana. In the pic you posted, it kinda looks casual but in the pic I posted, candice is trying SO DAMN HARD to outshine adriana that her body looks all weird, trying to stick her ass out.
dinodan

The new updated pic of Candice Moe posted is damn near close to perfection.

And if anyone still doubts Adriana has implants see the last pic on page 5.
dinodan

damn wrong pic
dinodan

I know what you mean…howver…more proof of their “comfortableness”
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dinodan

They have some major sexual tension…..a guy can dream, right?

dinodan

i think we are on to something….here is a third “shove my ass into Adriana” pic.

AlinaMaria

Wow, Adri looks sensational here.

AlinaMaria

Yeah maybe they are just comfortable because if I didn’t like someone and they were always sticking their ass in my crotch I would kill a bitch.

Leni

She does! Flawless head to toe. Love her shoes!

ladylazarus

THIS is how I like my Adri. Much, much better. Everyone looks gorgeous in this post… even Christy T. lol

AlinaMaria

Me too, they’re really unusual but still classy!

KobeBryan

Christy T will only look good if decapitated.

crackrocks

oh god, i want to fuck all of that.

The Headliner

Agreed about everybody looking good
I’m also realky digging Both the ALs

Irons

Candace makes my tougue sweat

Irons

tongue, even

hothothothot

The Victoria’s Secret caravan and their mode of transportation, good for her!

d55

i can’t get past kimbo’s shoes…they look like a couple of boxes attached to her monster feet..they tried making those shoes as high heeled as possible but the end result is ridiculous. The heel of those shoes is as high as her entire calf…given that you bought your ass, tits and many other things, wish there was a way to buy some height, too, don’t you, you society parasite?

d55

yeah, clearly, she’s comfortable enough to do it but why you gotta purposely make your ass touch someone else? I don’t know; it’s just unusual unless she has a girl crush on adriana and is using all these events as an excuse to stick her ass in her crotch haha

d55

nah, i am not feeling it…her ribcage is too small and box-like that her shoulders look too big. Most of the time, I can’t get past her abnormally tiny, square ribcage.

KobeBryan

Kim is a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. She is a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. She is a skank, a cad, a weasel. Her life is a monument to stupidity. She is a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

d55

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

AlinaMaria

Maybe she actually does fancy her? It’s odd though, she is always doing it.

Larry Sanders

I really like Candice, but she doesn’t look good here. Shoulders/neck look awful.

Miranda looks the best here, really hot.

Kim doesn’t look that bad, I don’t think. Makes some of them look too thin.

Bowser

Dude I told my girl D one time. Kim literally stands for everything that’s wrong with this country. She represents all that is wrong with society.

FoyFoy

to me it just makes Kim look short dumpy and fat

Cat46

“her ribcage is too small”

yes, it creeps me out most of the times, look at the size of her hands compared to her waist!

The Devil

You know, I like Virginia Williams.

She almost, dare I say, out hots Sarah Shahi on “Fairly Legal”.

She’s got that sexy MILF thing going on.

The Devil

And what the fuck has Melissa Smith done to her face?

She was perfect.

face84

ya her body is wack to me, im surprised theres such hype over it.. from hips to ankles yes.. but the rest no, her rib cage is undergrown i would say a 5 year boys, and her shoulders a grown man.. its all messed up. except for the bottom half.

dinodan

I get what you are saying about the ribcage but I kind of like it…it makes her body unique and more curvy-like.

JackJack

adriana returning the favour?

i reckon candice loves it, she’s always putting her butt out for the other girls. lol.

JackJack

Freep

Holy god adri looks so damn good in that pic and if i ever meet candice im going to ask her if she wants to put her booty all up in my crotch and im going to be so cereal

Invigorator2

At least she has got an ass…

Invigorator2

I was going to point out that pic but thanks that someone did it for me. d55 your Adriana wishes she had that ribcage…so she wouldn’t have her boyish frame.
Hilarious comment by face84 lol
If you call her waist boyish then all the other models above have manly waists!

d55

Ok, you cunt. Until you can post YOUR REAL pictures, you need to shut the fuck up. As of right now, you have no idea how pathetic you come off across. It’s hilarious in an irritating way.

d55

jealousy is an ugly thing; so are you in anything backless.

d55

come to think of it; you might be assgoo, too.

d55

Not the same AT ALL.