Posts from July 2014

Kirsten Dunst’s Post-Workout Walk Sponsored By Starbucks & Nike!

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We do our best to limit exposure to Kirsten Dunst for obvious reasons, so that’s why we haven’t seen her on the site since January. Apologies to all K. Dunst fans.

Anyway, the “Spider-Man” star was spotted rocking a Gillian Welch tee as she walked back to her car after grabbing a post-workout iced-coffee from Starbucks—definitely not on the Bastardly Mercado list of recommended drinks following a workout.

Anyway, Kirsten Dunst’s latest project is the indy disaster-drama film “Melancholia” by experimental Danish director Lars von Trier. The cast includes Kiefer Sutherland & Charlotte Gainsbourg & the film will hit theaters on May 26th. Here’s more juice:

The film begins with the destruction of Earth and then jumps back in time.[3] The story will be about two sisters, Justine and Claire (Kirsten Dunst and Charlotte Gainsbourg), who are becoming increasingly more distant from each other.[4] There will be a wedding during the first part of the film between Justine and Michael (Alexander Skarsgård). Soon after the wedding Justine becomes melancholic, which makes her stay calm when Earth is threatened by a collision with another planet that has recently emerged from behind the sun, while Claire, on the other hand, becomes fearful of what is to come.[3] Trier has said that he considers all of his previous films to end happily, and that this will be the first with an unhappy ending. [Source]

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Red Carpet Hotness @ “Sucker Punch” London Premiere

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The entire “Sucker Punch” cast including Abbie Cornish, Jena Malone, Carla Gugino, Emily Browning, Vanessa Hudgens and Jamie Chung was at the Vue West End Cinemas in Leicester Square for the big movie premiere. It sucks that the girls left Jamie out from their hottie-lineup photo, but thanks to Photoshop, we added her to the pic.

Even though the film performed below expectations in the U.S. in its opening weekend, it’s very likely that it’ll be successful in the international market—at least we hope that’s the case. The film’s budget, excluding marketing costs, was roughly $80 million & it raked in around $20 mil during its opening weekend, so it has a long way to go before it’s the green.

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Keri Hilson Brings The Morning Links!

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Keri Hilson at GUESS and Paper Magazine host The Beautiful People Party 2011

- Erica Campbell [Holytaco]
- Mila Kunis [The Superficial]
- Prince Hot Ginge [Dlisted]
- Katelynn Ansari [COED Magazine]
- Maria Gregersen [Uncoached]
- Kelly Lynn [GorillaMask]
-The 20 Hottest Girls with Guns [Heavy]

- Monica Bellucci [Guyism]
- Anna Torv [Made Man]
- Hand Bra Hottie Ryan Fox [DJMICK]
- Evelyn Cates [Caveman Circus]
- Victoria’s Secret Angels [TC Magazine]
- Meanwhile, In The Ukraine of the Day [The Daily What]

- Jennifer Garner to be Miss Marple [Lainey Gossip]
- Victoria’s Secret Model Hannah Davis [GCeleb]
- 5 Celebrities That Need Their Own Comic Strip [EgoTV]
- England Expects Boobies [The Smoking Jacket]
- Catrinel Menghia: The Mega Gallery [NextRound]
- 20 unbelievably sexy butts [Regretful Morning]

- Kris Jenner gets bitchy [Celebitchy]
- Gulf Oil Spill Health Concern: Jennifer Rexford and Others Dying? [Celebrity Smack]
- Sean Penn Chameleon [CityRag]
- Reshma Shetty & Deep Katdare Indian Wedding [Bumpshack]
- Amy Winehouse [Derek Hail]

- Toootem Fight [Fun Games To Play Online]
- 2747 Toothpicks In My Beard [Monkey Review]
- Tony Yayo Feat. Uncle Murda & Lucky Don - “Tiger Blood” [MoeFresh]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Tiger Woods Puts His Booty Call Yacht “Privacy” Up For Sale! OW!

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Are you extremely rich, married & addicted to sex? Tiger Woods’ “Privacy” yacht might just be for you! Just think of it as your floating man-cave. Let’s just say those “business trips” simply won’t be the same anymore…

Anyway, as some of you bastards might have heard, Tiger’s selling his yacht for $25 million, but I’m sure you can low-ball & cruise away for $20-22 million. Along w/ all the various luxuries you’d expect w/ such a yacht, it also reportedly comes with Tiger’s black book filled with cell phone numbers & email addresses of all his bitches desperate for sugar daddy lovin’. Simply buy the yacht, dial one of the numbers in the black book, helicopter over the girl(s) & enjoy…

While Tiger’s yacht is obviously pretty sweet, I gotta give the “Meanest-Looking Yacht” award to Naomi Campbell’s Russian sugar daddy, Vladimir Doronin. Just look at this thing:

Photo Credit: Splash News Online

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BREAKING!! Olivia Munn Hit Chateau Marmont in Short-Shorts! OW!

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Olivia Munn was rockin’ hot pants as she left Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood late last night. The 30-year hottie is seriously raking it in these days w/ her NBC series “Perfect Couples” & not to mention, her gig as a correspondent on the Comcedy Central series “The Daily Show.” Congrats to Olivia on all the success! Rake it in, baby!!

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Lindsay Ellingson Brings The Afternoon Links!

 after a late four martini lunch by 39

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Lindsay Ellingson promotes the VS Beauty’s Attractions spring fragrance makeover

- Britney Spears’ Sweet Hillbilly Hotness [HollywoodTuna]
- Rihanna’s Talking About Chris Brown [The Superficial]
- The Five Most Ridiculous Movies You Won’t Believe Are Being Made [Unreality Mag]
- USC Students Have Sex on Roof of Campus Building [BroBible]
- Rose McGowan Looking Cute And Perky [Popoholic]

- Enrique Iglesias Is NOBODY’S Opening Act [Dlisted]
- The 10 Hottest Women From Queens [Complex]
- The Kardashians Work 25 Hours A Day [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Model at Midnight: Diana Meszaros [Celebslam]
- A Machete Firing Crossbow [Double Viking]

- 100 Stupid-Hot Suicide Girl Photos [COED Magazine]
- Some Naked Bitches in some UK Miniseries [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Emma Watson Has Turned Into Real Witch [Celeb Jihad]
- The 40 Sexiest Celebrity First Pitches In Baseball History [Super Booyah]
- Sarah Harding Bikini Photos [Busted Coverage]

- Meisje in bikini in achtbaan [Flabber]
- Kathy Griffin Topless [Yeeeah!]
- Vanessa Hudgens Needed a Pregnancy Test [The Blemish]
- Courtney Cox Is Back In Her Bikini [The Grumpiest]
- Leelee Sobieski in full uniform [Caught On Set]

- Trailer: Pros and Ex-Cons [MoeFresh]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Adrianne Palicki Films “Wonder Woman” on Hollywood Blvd

 after a late four martini lunch by 54

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The cast & crew were on Hollywood Blvd late last night filming the TV pilot for the upcoming NBC TV series “Wonder Woman.” From the looks of these pics, she’s pulling it off flawlessly, so let’s hope NBC’s shitty luck finally ends & they kill it w/ this series. Here’s more about the series:

Elizabeth Hurley will guest star in the pilot as the villain, Veronica Cale, potentially recurring, and Tracie Thoms will be a series regular as Diana’s personal assistant, Etta Candy.[22] Pedro Pascal was cast as Ed Indelicato, Wonder Woman’s liaison to the police department and Cary Elwes’s Henry Detmer will run the day-to-day operations of Diana’s company.[23][24] Actor Justin Bruening has been cast to play Steve Trevor.[21] Jeffrey Reiner will direct the pilot.[25] At Emerald City ComiCon, DC Editor-in-Chief Bob Harras stated that he had seen concept sketches of the Wonder Woman costume being used in the TV series, and that the creators intend on keeping it similar to how it is portrayed in the comics. [Source]

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