Posts from July 2014

Natalie Portman Looking Very Unhappy While Out & About in NYC!

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Rocking a pair of very fresh Ray-Ban Wayfarers, Natalie Portman was spotted battling some chilly spring weather as she stepped out of her Manhattan pimp-pad (March 28). As you guys know, Natalie & fiance Benjamin Millepied recently did an interview with the L.A. Times that’s causing a lil’ drama.

It’s possible Nat’s didn’t smile much for the cameras b/c her backup dancer in “The Black Swan,” Sarah Lane, is running around telling people that Natalie only did 5% of the dancing in the film. Kinda fucked up, but hey, the woman wants credit, so I don’t blame her. Then again, did Natalie really win the Oscar for the dancing?! Hmmmmm.

Also, all this drama could simply be a shrewd marketing ploy by some very smart people to help peddle the film’s DVD & Blu-ray which hits stores TODAY!! Ingenious, right?

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Kaley Cuoco Brings The Morning Links!

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Kaley Cuoco at the premiere of “Hop”

- Mel B [Holytaco]
- Brooklyn Decker [The Superficial]
- Charlie Sheen [Dlisted]
- Jacqueline Turyna [COED Magazine]
- Rosie Roff [Uncoached]
- Jade Barns [GorillaMask]
- The 20 Hottest Girls In Men’s Shirts [Heavy]

- Vanessa Paradis [Guyism]
- Online Dating Does Not Work [Made Man]
- 40 Photos Of Girls In Sexy Socks [DJMICK]
- Damn Hot Pictures [Caveman Circus]
- Stiletto heels and booze don’t mix [TC Magazine]
- Thumbtack Twofer of the Day [The Daily What]

- Chloe Moretz [Lainey Gossip]
- Doutzen Kroes [GCeleb]
- 20 Facts You Probably Didn’t Know About Robots [EgoTV]
- Heather Vaughn Morris [The Smoking Jacket]
- Alyson Michalka [NextRound]
- Caitlinn Hixx [Regretful Morning]

- James McAvoy [Celebitchy]
- Ukulele Songs – Eddie Vedder [Celebrity Smack]
- Julia Stiles [CityRag]
- Keira Knightley [Bumpshack]
- Amy Winehouse [Derek Hail]

- Toootem Fight [Fun Games To Play Online]
- Go Sports Team [Monkey Review]
- Zo! ft. Phonte - Greater Than The Sun [MoeFresh]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Miral: Film Review

Miral, based on Rula Jabreal’s autobiographical novel of the same name, details the struggle, the suffering and the hope of the Palestinian people. Some who see the film will see little but anti-Israeli propaganda, a curious accusation when the film is directed Julian Schnabel. Or perhaps the accusation is not so curious precisely because the film is directed by Julian Schnabel. It is worth mentioning that Jabreal also happens to be Schnabel’s girlfriend in real life.

The protagonist Miral begins the film by saying that her story begins much earlier with the birth of the Israeli state and the personal crusade endured by Hind Husseini (a superb Hiam Abbas) who began Dar El Tifl, a school for abandoned Palestinian girls whose only recourse is to wither away without the aid of heroines like Hind. There is Miral’s mother Nadia, an abused young woman who flees the horrors of being sodomized daily and becomes a belly dancer who lands in prison for slapping an Israeli woman. There she meets Fatima, a former nurse sentenced to three life sentences for attempting to blow up a movie theater as an act of rebellion against the Israeli occupation. Finally, Miral Shahin is born, but her mother cannot bear the pain of living and she drowns herself, leaving Miral to her doting father who raises her with the help of Hind and Dar El Tifl. Miral, we soon discover, is not like the other girls. And then, at the same time, she is too much like the other girls.

The tagline of the movie has doe-eyed Freida Pinto (Slumdog Millionaire’s Latika) dressed up in a school girl’s uniform sitting on a bench and asking, pointedly, Is This the Face of a Terrorist? The answer, we all know, is an impossible one to conjure, no matter what your position on the existence of a Palestinian state may be. Like so many other recent films about those who commit acts of violence in the name of a political cause or religion (like Paradise Now, Santosh Sivan’s The Terrorist, and Mani Ratnam’s 1998 surreal masterpiece Dil Se), the filmmakers know that such stories make us uncomfortable because they force us to think (or at least attempt to think) from the perspective of another human being whose humanity has been denied by the global collective (remember that “Philistine” is still synonymous with “barbarian” and “offensive”). Once we do that, we begin to wonder what drives people to blow themselves up for their forsaken communities or outside abortion clinics. We may wonder, does this mean George Washington was a “terrorist”? Can anyone who ever lifted a weapon in the face of oppression be defined as a terrorist?

Schnabel isn’t interested in answering the questions his movie poses. Rather, it just wants to ask the questions, throw them out into the world, and maybe perhaps have some semblance of peaceful introspection returned in hand. Is Miral a terrorist? Is she a patriot? Is she both? Is she something else altogether? Or, perhaps, she is a casualty, like millions of others born in strife, routinely degraded and dehumanized, whose only wish is to be validated, to be seen as whole, to be looked upon in the fullness of their humanity, and to be included with the rest of the human race.

Some reviewers have remarked that the strangest moment in the film comes when Miral and her revolutionary lover Hani are reunited and – in the midst of an intense makeout session – begin to espouse hope for the future of their nations and the possibility of co-existence with Israel. Yes, it is a bit jarring, but when one steps back and looks at the totality of their reality, it actually makes sense: the establishment of a Palestinian state is the overriding sentiment of their lives – greater even than that of all-important Love – and around this central idea do all the other moments and movements in Life occur. As such, the moment of reunion between Miral and Hani makes perfect sense – it isn’t romantic and it isn’t a magical movie kiss a la Lady & the Tramp, but in the context of Miral’s struggle, it is entirely plausible.

In the end, the film is really about Love: Love for one’s country, for a cause greater than oneself, for one’s family and cherished ones, and for all of humanity. Such all-encompassing and idealized humanism may sound trite and even overly sentimental, but Schnabel is able to lift much beauty out of the barrenness of the Israeli-Palestinian landscape and its undying conundrum, both literally and figuratively. As Palestinian Miral asks Lisa, her cousin’s Israeli girlfriend, “How can you love an Arab man?” Lisa’s plaintive reply? “How can I not?”

Indeed.

Karina Smirnoff & Daniel LaRusso Bring The Afternoon Links!

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Karina Smirnoff and Daniel LaRusso hit up the Lakers game

- Britney Spears Hotness Tour Continues [HollywoodTuna]
- Reese Witherspoon Got Married [The Superficial]
- Real Life Disney Princesses [Unreality Mag]
- Kate Upton is a Victoria Secret Model [BroBible]
- Natalie Portman Medieval Hotness! [Popoholic]

- Katy Perry’s Mom Does Not Approve Of This [Dlisted]
- 25 Hot Pictures of Lady Gaga [Complex]
- Mariah Carey Hospitalized With Contractions [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Model at Midnight: Zita Galgociova [Celebslam]
- Thumbtack Russian Roulette [Double Viking]

- Hot Girls Eating Corn Dogs [COED Magazine]
- Taylor Momsen’s Crotch Shot [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Kelly Clarkson’s Fat American Ass In A Swimsuit Pics [Celeb Jihad]
- The 20 Funniest Moments In KFC History [Super Booyah]
- VCU Cheerleaders Abby & Sarah Show [Busted Coverage]

- Jorgie Porter, Adele Silva & Jessica Jane Clement [Flabber]
- Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola Naked Photo Leaked [Yeeeah!]
- Christina Aguilera Makes Out in a Car [The Blemish]
- Lindsay Ellingson’s Sexy Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- John Stamos rocking a new mustache [Caught On Set]

-Feature Trailer: Wrecked (2010) [MoeFresh]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Ex-Pussycat Doll Jessica Sutta Rocked A White Bikini in Miami!

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I know this is catering to a very niche market, but you gotta admit, this is definitely an improvement over those Ke$ha bikini pics from a couple weeks back. These were snapped yesterday afternoon as Jessica Sutta was soaking in some South Beach rays while showin’ off her bikini bod. For those of you bastards who don’t know, Jessica’s trying to build a solo career following her gig as a background singer & dancer for the Pussycat Dolls (a.k.a. Nicole Scherzinger & her bitches). She performed last night at the Ultra Music Festival, which went down in Miami over the weekend.

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YouTube Sensation Rebecca Black Drinks Starbucks & Sings!

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What else can we say about this chick that hasn’t been said since the release of her her epic debut single “Friday.” Since it’s Monday, we’ll do our best to brighten your day by posting the song, which as of right now has 61 million plays on YouTube!

Congrats to Rebecca & family for scoring the lucrative deal w/ Ryan Seacrest, who obviously has a goal of building a portfolio of really shitty & talentless entertainers in order to make countless millions!! THAT BASTARD!!

These pics were snapped over the weekend as Rebecca Black spent the day with her family @ her poor lil’ bro’s little league game. That kid must be getting so much bullshit from his friends, but I guess all the cash that’s rolling into the family makes up for the constant bullying…
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Taylor Momsen’s Latest Performance at VIP Room in Paris

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Taylor Momsen opened her mouth again and is trying to convince the public that we should focus on her music and not her fashion choices. As you know, with Taylor you never know what to expect from a live show. She could pull up a bunch of other underage chicks and get half-naked together just for the hell of it. As we’ve said before, if you happen to be a “Pretty Reckless” fan, don’t forget to email us your crazy pics!

“[My demeanour] does take over my music but that’s also tabloids. That’s their response to who I am. I don’t have control over what people are going to write and it’s always going to be part of it. But fashion, music… it all comes together. Tabloids are going to focus on my shoes and not my music, that’s just what they do.”

“I think music needs danger, it needs risk.” [Source]

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