Kate’s Sister Pippa Middleton: Is Prince Harry Gonna Hit Her Up?

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I know it’s only hours since the wedding, but I figure we’d start things off on the right foot w/ regards to royal gossip.

With that in hand, isn’t it some sort of British Royal tradition where the best man gets to sample the maid of honor? Judging by his wild past, I’m sure the thought of getting a piece of 27 year old Pippa Middleton has at least crossed Harry’s mind and I’m sure with a lil’ bit of alcohol to fan those desires, Pippa would be down for her own royal fling.

Anyway, what’s everyone’s take on Pippa, anyway?
Photo Credit: WENN
Photo Credit: WENN

UPDATE: Here’s Pippa leaving for the dinner reception earlier. Anybody know what she’s doing right now, by chance?
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

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  • salma

    Oh Harry!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Nookies

    Her face looks as if someone hit her with a flat shovel then proceeded to melt her face from the nose up.

  • David_Hot

    I’d hit that

  • skilligan

    yeah i would knock it down

  • Melzie

    Weird face, she looks much older than 27.

  • FoxyRoxy

    I do not find her pretty at all, she looks very goofy.
    Harry can do much better.

  • McLady

    I kind of like this bitch.

  • crackrocks

    Harry need to get it in, real talk. none of that wining-and-dining bullshit, just a quick toot n boot, ya dig?

  • Philr Crackin

    Prince Harry should give her a Royal Fucking

  • Mundo

    What a bunch of Royal Horndogs…

  • FoyFoy

    Pippa looked very pretty, but she does have a busted face

    however my seven year old crush was revived today


    (LOL bald spot)

  • FoxyRoxy

    `Ha!
    Harry’s so lucky he has a thick head of hair.

  • FoyFoy

    he is, I feel almost bad for William, almost

  • Boz

    Kate’s prettier.

  • FoxyRoxy

    But Will could totally get plugs, I wonder why he has not.
    If I was a guy and started balding before my 30’s you can bet your ass I’d try to take care of it before it got any worse.

  • vanessaxoxx

    i was suprised to hear that Pippa is younger, Kate looks way younger & prettier- they do look alike though.

    It would be awesome if Harry and Pippa hooked up, can’t be worse than that Ugly blonde Chelsy girl. ew.

    she actually looks like an ape.

  • FoxyRoxy

    OMG, she is rank! What an ugly face! He could get soooo much better.

  • The Devil

    Lucky?

    That’s called having a different sperm donor

    Think about it.

  • The Devil

    Eh, I’d phuck Pippa.

    She got connections.

  • FoxyRoxy

    I wouldn’t doubt that possibility.

  • dims

    She is o.k.

  • JackJack

    he shouldn’t hook up with either of them. both are so and so in the face and body. plus, they seem to be a lil too tan to be natural looking. he can do wayyyyy better since he’s an attractive, rich ginger.

    call me harry! 😛

  • salma

    I thought so too but the I realize William has the same problem as his uncle, Charles brother, he’s bold too and Harry maybe has more genes of his mother on the hair department. But yes, he looks like Hewitt a lot.

  • AlinaMaria

    Doubtful. Harry is a dead ringer for Prince Philip. I presume you are referring to James Hewitt just because he is ginger but looks nothing like him.

  • Larry Sanders

    She’s got great legs, and has a slutty posh girl vibe.

    Both of these things make up for the fact she isn’t very attractive.

  • face84

    Nay he is not.. its better to be more attractive then to have more hair.. Harry got the shit end if anything.

  • face84

    This chick is feral as they come, she was so messed up at the ceremony to lol

  • FoxyRoxy

    I disagree, I think Harry is infinitely more attractive than Will, hair or not.

  • Just a girl in a bar

    Why is she wearing white? There is a tacit rule that no one but the bride wears white at a wedding, that’s different in England?

  • AlinaMaria

    Yeah, loads of bridesmaids wear white. And Pippa is supposedly Kate’s lady in waiting.

  • d55

    If he wasn’t a prince or prince’s brother (i don’t know all the “royal” rankings” because the whole thing is a joke), girls would say, “ewww, he’s so ugly!”

  • nell

    her and her sister are skinny but have manly bodies, no hips at all