Monthly Archives: May 2011

Scott Disick Birthday Party at Chateau Nightclub in Las Vegas

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Chateau Nightclub in the Paris Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas was at it again over the weekend, paying to host Scott Disick’s birthday celebration along with Kourtney Kardashian. Rather than getting either of her sisters to attend, Kourtney could only get Jenna Jameson and Malika Haqq (who?) to show up on the red carpet. Also of note, Khloe’s hushand Lamar Odom made $8.2 million this past season, while Kim’s fiance Kris Humphries made $3.2 million in a contract year where he played hard so he’ll be getting a sizeable pay raise, and Kourtney’s Scott Disick???

Emma Watson Reads “Chicken Soup for the Soul” & Rocks Asics During Workout!

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“Harry Potter” star Emma Watson is currently in Pittsburgh filming her latest project “The Perks of Being a Wallflower,” which is being produced by John Malkovich & directed by Stephen Chbosky (“Jericho”). Not much is known about the film besides this brief synopsis on the film’s Wiki: “Charlie is a 15-year-old outsider who copes with his mental illness, his best friend’s suicide, and a first love as he tries to find a group of people to belong to.”

Yesterday afternoon, Emma was spotted heading to the gym carrying a copy of “Chicken Soup for the Soul,” so look for sales of that book to skyrocket over the next couple days. So, how does Emma rank when you compare her to our other workout queens, Sarah Shahi & Nina Dobrev?

BREAKING! Jamie Mazur & Alessandra Ambrosio Hit Malibu Beach!!

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Damn, throwing a kid up that high seems a little dangerous, but we’ll assume Jamie Mazur knows what he’s doing!

Like a lot of other people in SoCal, Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio & her lucky bastard fiance Jamie Mazur enjoyed the long weekend by hitting the beach with their cute lil’ daughter Anja Louise. Alessandra showed off her ultra-thin figure in a bikini top and denim short-shorts. Not that we’re complaining or anything, but does this woman own any normal length shorts?!

And, on that note…DAAAMNNNNNNN YOUUUUUUUUU, JAMIE MAAAAAAZURRRRRRRR!!

Rosanna Davison Brings The Morning Links!

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Former Miss World Rosanna Davison, daughter of Chris “Lady in Red” de Burgh

- 25 Party Monkeys in Honor of the Hangover 2 [Holytaco]
- Charlie Sheen’s Finally Getting His Porn House [The Superficial]
- Kim Kardashians 15yo sister is on birth control [WWTDD]
- Tony Romo Beat Jessica Simpson To The Altar [Dlisted]
- Sam Faiers is Another Brit [Uncoached]
- The Ass-entials of Yoga Pants [COED Magazine]
- Lyssa Lee [GorillaMask]

- January Jones Lingerie Photos from X-Men [GCeleb]
- Melanie Iglesias [Caveman Circus]
- Diana Kruger Upskirt Moment [DJMICK]
- Jessica-Jane Clement puts on another sexy peep show [Guyism]
- Look At This Dog-Paddling Dog of the Day [The Daily What]

- Bradley Cooper’s big weekend in French [Lainey Gossip]
- Lady Friend: Tasha Collins [NextRound]
- 25 Cute Girls Wearing Baseball Jerseys [Regretful Morning]
- The Ladies of Memorial Day [Gunaxin]

- World’s First BMX Triple Backflip [Heavy]
- Guy and his girl get jumped [TC Magazine]
- A Gallery of Patriotic Pets [EgoTV]
- Sexy Girls & Camera Phones [The Smoking Jacket]

- Michael Fassbender & Zoe Kravitz were pap’d together, they’re still dating [Celebitchy]
- Tara Reid is Scary Skinny [Celebrity Smack]
- Wet Bananarama [CityRag]
- Avril Lavigne’s Tampa Bay Tirade [Bumpshack]
- Whitney Port Shows Off Her Sexy Side [Derek Hail]

- Jadakiss – Hold You Down [MoeFresh]
- Sushi Cat [Cat Games]
- I bet he wished he’d taken that advice! [Monkey Review]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

BREAKING!! Blake Lively & Leonardo DiCaprio in Saint Paul de Vence, France!!!

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These were snapped earlier today. More info about Saint Paul de Vence, France here.

There’s no better way to follow-up a somewhat lonely Bar Refaeli post than with some juice about Blake Lively & Leonardo DiCaprio. We don’t see these two out in public much, but let’s admit it, if you just started dating someone like Blake Lively, how often would you leave the hotel room? We have the entire weekend to ponder that Q…

Anyway, with the release of Blake new flick “Green Lantern,” I’m very curious whether Leo will accompany his new woman on the red carpet for at least a few of the 15 premieres around the globe?

And, this goes without saying, but the biggest fucking loser in all this Blake-Leo-Bar love triangle is someone who’s not even in the triangle: Ryan Reynolds. How the fuck did he let a chick like Blake fly away so easily?! They were literally joined at the hip for a few months, so let’s hope he at least got a sample.

Fergie & Josh Douchamel Bring The Afternoon Links!

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These were snapped earlier today as the couple arrived back in LAX from NYC.

- Christina Hendricks Massive Natural Cleavage [HollywoodTuna]
- Lindsay’s House Arrest Sounds Draconian, And She Made a Bikini Movie [The Superficial]
- Kim Kardashians 15yo sister is on birth control [WWTDD]
- Unreal Game Review: Dead Space 2 [Unreality Mag]
- This Week’s Hottie Index Is Well-Endowed [BroBible]
- LeAnn Rimes Drops Some Groovy Bikini Cleavage [Popoholic]

- CoCo Is The Most Talented Woman In The World [Dlisted]
- Interview: Jessica White Talks Entrepreneurship And Being More Than Sean Penn’s Ex [Complex]
- Jane Seymour Apologizes For Speaking Out On Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Love Child(ren) [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Candice Swanepoel says she used to be ugly [Celebslam]
- 500 Sexy Pit Babe Photos For Indy 500 Weekend 2011 [COED Magazine]

- Tara Reid is the Perfect Party Favor of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Arnold Schwarzenegger Sex Tape Video [Celeb Jihad]
- The 20 Funniest Moments In Michael Scott History [Super Booyah]
- Atlanta Falcons Cheerleaders Dirty Bird Bikini Shoot In Bermuda [Busted Coverage]

- Mila [Flabber]
- Matthew Vaughn Denies He’s January Jones’ Baby Daddy [Yeeeah!]
- Jude Law’s Head Has a Soul Patch [The Blemish]
- Amy Childs’ Sweet Little Bikini Booty [The Grumpiest]
- Sophie Marceau is Paris pretty [Caught On Set]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Kung Fu Panda 2: Film Review

Having been presented with that weekly conundrum unique to film critics (which new release do I actually want to see and write about?), I opted for the more buoyant choice in going to see DreamWorks Animation’s follow up to its 2008 smash, Kung Fu Panda (as opposed to Hangover 2, which I will catch during the weekend). If the many legions of Shrek admirers will forgive me for my insolence, I believe there is a rather compelling argument to be made that DreamWorks’s finest animated film to date is not Shrek or any of its middling sequels, but Kung Fu Panda. (Aside: How To Train Your Dragon was also pretty kick ass, and I will definitely see the sequel when it releases in 2014, right around the time Michelle Obama decides to run for President).

But back to Kung Fu Panda. The original film perhaps benefited from lowered expectations audiences and critics had going in: it was, after all, DreamWorks’s follow up to the imminently forgetful Shrek the Third and Bee Movie, only to be followed by the heinous disaster that was Monsters Vs. Aliens. Though the studio has intermittent successes, they certainly do not have the flawless track record of the Disney-Pixar repertoire, which is literally lined with a complete set of consecutive masterpieces. (Thank you, John Lasseter!)

Kung Fu Panda 2 picks up where the original left off, wherein kung fu neophyte master Po (Jack Black) finds himself taken with the story of his origins. He is, after all, a panda who was raised by a goose. Po is subject to flashes of his clouded past whenever he is confronted by the sign of the evil lord Shen, a deviant peacock voiced by Gary Oldman in a performance so deliciously evil I think it deserves an Oscar nomination (more on that later).

Shen was the heir to the dynasty that ruled over China, but when his emperor parents realized his malignant designs to bend China (and the world) to his will, he was banished from the kingdom forever. A soothsayer (voiced by Michelle Yeoh) prophesizes that Shen will be destroyed by a panda, his plans for domination inevitably thwarted by the innate power of kung fu. So what does Shen do after he is exiled? Well, he sort of subjects China’s Panda population to what can only be deemed genocide (yes, genocide) which forces Po’s desperate parents to abandon him with the hope that he might survive as the rest of the pandas are being hunted and killed, one by one. This part of the film recalled the genocidal capture of the unicorns in Rankin & Bass’s 1982 adaptation of Peter S. Beagle’s masterpiece The Last Unicorn, which in my opinion is quite possibly the greatest animated film ever made. But that’s another discussion…

All of this sounds very heavy handed (and it is), but rest assured that Kung Fu Panda 2 isn’t an allegory about the Holocaust. It is, rather, a very boisterous, amusing and awkwardly funny film that is almost as good as the original. I say ‘almost’ because the film seems to rely too heavily on its action sequences and not on the strength of the story telling which could have been obviously richer and deeper had the filmmakers had the courage to really go for the proverbial gold. Alas, they settled for a gold-tinted silver, wherein the lion’s share of the film’s most memorable moments belong almost exclusively to the brilliantly realized villain, Shen.

I’m not the first to say this and I certainly won’t be the last: Shen is the kind of villain who relishes his evil so much and with such elegant aplomb that you almost want him to win. If you’re especially into novelty, you will want him to win, so exquisite is his characterization. He is very much an avian cousin to The Lion King‘s Scar, arguably the most dastardly and distinguished villain in the entire Disney cannon whose deep seated bloodlust made Simba’s story so memorable and meaningful. Like Scar, Shen is erudite, sophisticated, elegant, introspective, refined, and above all, unapologetically evil — all with an impeccable British accent. It also helps that he is gifted with an aerodynamic design that allows him to move and maneuver like the wind, something that comes in handy in his many battle scenes against Po (and there are so many of them that he actually asks at one point, “How many times must I kill the same panda!” I lost track after a point, but it’s probably around seven.)

The film also manages to come up with some decidedly moving moments and montages, notably those involving Po’s back story and the last time he saw his mother. This series of sequences is especially remarkable because the design allows for a beautiful hybrid of computer and traditional 2-D animation (which, for animation buffs like myself, is a whole new thrill). The flashback sequences detailing the origin stories of both Po and Shen are reminiscent of the superbly animated Three Brothers sequence in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows — the figures emerge as shadow puppets, disjointed from the perfected finesse of the computer animation, lending these moments a decidedly high brow accent that the remainder of the film lacks. Sure, it’s all fun and fantastical, but these are moments of real art. As for the supporting cast, only Tigress (voiced by Angelina Jolie) has any real impact on the plot, relegating the rest of the supporting kung fu masters to glorified extra status.

In the end, I came out wanting to like the film more than I actually did. I liked it. A lot. But I didn’t love it as a whole, though there are some amazing moments of visual beauty and emotional power sprinkled throughout. But not to worry. I won’t give away the ending of the film, but rest assured, there will be a third Kung Fu Panda. As the ending indicates in none too subtle terms, Po’s story is not yet done.

BREAKING!! Bar Refaeli Rocks Ray-Ban Aviators @ French Open!

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Anybody know who she’s sexting?

Let’s face it it, Israeli model Bar Refaeli is famous for two particular achievements: #1, She hit the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue & secondly, she had the pleasure of topping Leo DiCaprio’s booty-call list for a couple years. Besides that, Bar’s currently on a worldwide search for a Revenge Lover to counter Leonardo’s new girlfriend Blake Lively. Anybody you deep-pocked bastards interested in taking up the gig, by chance?

Anyway, these were snapped earlier today as Bar was soaking in some world class tennis at the French Open going down in Paris right now. I’m pretty sure she hit the the Djokovic & Del Potro match earlier today.
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