Posts from July 2014

Bikini Pics! Selena Gomez & Justin Bieber Went Paragliding!

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Justin Bieber & girlfriend Selena Gomez continued their Hawaiian vacation yesterday as the couple enjoyed some jet-skiing and paragliding.

I’m kind of surprised Usher & company would risk Justin doing any type of water sports considering how there’s potential for the child star to get severely injured to the point where he can’t continue making money for all the people invested him. Then again, just like J.Lo & Kim K have huge insurance policies on their huge asses, I’m sure Usher is forking over a ton of cash to insurance companies to cover him if anything happens to Justin. Those good ole Insurance companies!! What would we do without them, right? Anyway, enjoy the pics!!
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Victoria Justice Signed Autographs After “Victorious” Concert in L.A.

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With the Selena Gomez & Justin Bieber post earlier, I feel we’re running some teenie bopper site, but sadly we’re just pathetic people when it comes down to it.

These were sapped yesterday as Victoria Justice was all smiles following a live concert for her hit Nickelodeon TV show “Victorious” at the Avalon Theatre in Los Angeles.

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Red Carpet Action @ Last Night’s 2011 American Idol Finale

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Pictured above: Jennifer Lopez, Scotty McCreery, Lauren Alaina & Haley Reinhart.

Don’t know how many of you bastards caught last night’s finale, but it was a lil’ too much country me. Obviously, “American Idol” is definitely not a true representation of music in America, so I really hope new shows like “The Voice” & the upcoming “X Factor” break new ground (very doubtful) in filling the giant hole.

Anyway, for those of you who actually give a shit, 17-year old country phenom Scotty McCreery took home the top prize last night, defeating Lauren Alaina, who’s another country act (if you couldn’t tell by her two first names).

While he doesn’t exactly fit the manwhore persona, Scotty’s still a horny high school kid who’ll be getting countless country chicks in short-shorts throwing themselves on him wherever he goes, so I hope he surrounds himself with good people. Scotty, please don’t fall in love w/ some chick & get her knocked-up!! Learn from role models like Justin Timberlake, Alex Rodriguez, Hugh Hefner, and others who’ve used their fame & fortune to sample women like you would sample food at a tapas bar! Hey, very few people are blessed with power over women, so why not abuse it?
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Kate Upton Discusses Kanye; Loves SoHo, Dancing & Body Paint!!

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One of our people caught up w/ 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue’s “Rookie of the Year” Kate Upton at the SoBe event yesterday afternoon for a few Qs. Judging by the brief clip, I gotta admit, she has quite a bubbly personality! All you bastards out there: How can you possibly hate on that smile! I’m happy to see a non-Brazilian model making waves in the fashion industry! We’re pullin’ for you, Kate!! OW!

And, if you ever wondered how Kate shakes it on the dance floor, check this:

Alessandra Ambrosio @ 2011 FiFi Awards at Lincoln Center in NYC

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Since I know Ale gets a lot of love (and sadly also some hate), we figured we’d post these missed pics from the red carpet of the FiFi Awards held earlier this week at the Lincoln Center in NYC. Just in ase you bastards missed it, Halle Berry also blessed the event with her attendance, so yeah, basically there a lot of really good looking & deliciously scented women present.

And as we mentioned yesterday, the annual award show attempts to reward the best fragrance each year, so here’s this year’s winners, including links to Sephora for quick purchases:

The Best Feminine Perfume - Belle d’Opium (YSL)
The Best Masculine Perfume - Bleu de Chanel
The Best Feminine Flacon (i.e. bottle) - Balenciaga Paris
The Best Masculine Flacon - Voyage d’Hermès

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AAW! Alessandra Ambrosio Plays w/ Pink Tutu-Wearing Anja Louise!

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How absolutely cute is that?

Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio was out in her neighborhood earlier this morning in Beverly Hills. Anja Louise, wearing a pink tutu, was seen riding first in a 3-wheeled scooter and then a tricycle. As per the papz on location, supposedly some lil’ kid was checking out Anja & her hot mom while they played around on the sidewalk.

On that note, how fucking sweet would it be to have Alessandra Ambrosio running around in short-shorts in front of your house? God daaayum!

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