Monthly Archives: July 2011

Why Does Melissa Satta Even Bother With The Hot Pants?

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Photo Credit: Splash News Online

As we noted in yesterday’s Alessandra Ambrosio post, short-shorts can only be short until they’re deemed irrelevant and therefore should be removed from the equation altogether. These Melissa Satta pics prove the point wonderfully.

These were snapped a couple days back as she continues her luxuriously exotic vacation in Formentera, Spain! If you missed her earlier bikini pics, check them here!!
Photo Credit: Splash News Online

BOOTY UPDATE!!!: We updated the post with a few juicier pics. Stars on Page 3!

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Bikini Pics! Alessandro Matri Definitely Has Fun With Federica Nargi!

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Photo Credit: Splash News Online

These were snapped earlier in the week as Italian soccer player Alessandro Matri was spotted enjoying sex-fueled holiday in Formentera, Spain with his girlfriend Federica Nargi (she just turned 21). Judging by the first pic, Federica obviously knows how to save the day seeing how a topless great white whale accidently swam into the same shot. Although you gotta admit, Federica’s shear hotness makes the pale-colored school bus to the side almost unnoticeable.

Also, another bastardly thought that just creeped into our horndogg subconscious: Where’s a fucking sex tape when you need one?! These two are begging for a scandal of some sort, so hook it up Alessandro!!
Photo Credit: Splash News Online

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Miss July 2011 “Playboy” Playmate Jessa Lynn Hinton Hits Chippendales!

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Photo Credit: Fame Pictures

As some of you ladies might remember, that white dude in the middle is former 98 Degrees boy-bander Jeff Timmons. It’s nice to see he opted for a different type of solo career. As with most dudes who work at the Chippendales Theater at the Rio Hotel in Vegas, we’re pretty sure he gets his share of the ladies after he gets off work. Anybody know what kind of cash these dudes pull in, by chance?

Anyway, Miss July 2011 Jessa Lynn Hinton is officially open for business, so all you sugar daddies who have a lil’ extra cash to throw around, make sure you hit up her agent to arrange a shopping, dinner & sex date at your earliest convenience!

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BREAKING!! Emma Stone Grabbed Frozen Yogurt in W. Hollywood!!

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Photo Credit: Fame Pictures

Assuming that dude in the pic isn’t a friend, but rather a bodyguard who has the pleasure of accompanying Emma everywhere she goes, I gotta admit, that short of gig is definitely tastier than dishing out bullshit on a D-List celebrity blog.

Aside from the free frozen yogurt, I’m sure other perks of the job include going to the beach with Emma, making sure Emma doesn’t drown while at the beach, precautionary/accidental CPR sessions at the beach, being mistaken for Emma’s older boyfriend at public engagements, helping Emma into her skinny jeans, etc, etc.

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Tracey Edmonds Brings The Morning Links!!

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Tracey Edmonds was spotting hitting BOA Steakhouse for dinner last night!

- Five Ways Justin Timberlake Can Save MySpace [Holytaco]
- Selena Gomez is Cheating on Justin Bieber With Shia LaBeouf [The Superficial]
- Montage of Nicolas Cage freaking out is comedy gold (Video) [The Chive]
- Welcome To Canada And Shit [Dlisted]
- It’s Been a While Since the Sexy Car Wash Days [Uncoached]
- Sexy Butts on a Boat [56 PHOTOS] [COED Magazine]
- Hailey’s Hideaway [GorillaMask]

- Sara Paxton Bikini Photos from Shark Night 3D [GCeleb]
- You Could Use Some Hot Pictures Of A Hot Miami Mami In Your Life [Caveman Circus]
- Jung Se On Is All Legs In A Little Red Number [DJMICK]
-Holly Madison always looks her best in magazines [Guyism]
- Diehard Women’s Football Fan of the Day [The Daily What]

- The Jolie and the children go bowling [Lainey Gossip]
- Every Michael Bay Movie In Under A Minute [NextRound]
- Kristin Gorano has like zero body fat [Regretful Morning]
- Ten Life-Lessons Learned from Cartoons [Gunaxin]

- Brett Rogers Faces Third-Degree Assault Charges [Heavy]
- The World’s Best Piano Player [TC Magazine]
- Louis CK Explains Why Farts are Funny [EgoTV]
- Kelly Marie Gets Sexy In Silly Bandz [The Smoking Jacket]

- Jennifer Love Hewitt [Celebitchy]
- The Snookie Could Really Use a Tan [Celebrity Smack]
- Anna Paquin Retrosextive [CityRag]
- ‘Australian Idol’ Judge Jay Dee Springbett Found Dead [Bumpshack]
- Stacy Keibler Does Katsuya [Derek Hail]

- Trailer: Flypaper [MoeFresh]
- Ninja Dogs [Dog Games]
- Oh sweet child of mine! [Monkey Review]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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