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I don’t know about you bastards, but all this seems somewhat scripted now that Ashton has successfully replaced Charlie Sheen on “Two and a Half Men.” Ashton plays the role of a recently divorced internet tycoon on the show.
As most of you know by now, 33-year old Ashton Kutcher finally pulled the trigger on his longtime-impending divorce with 48-year old Demi Moore. Not exactly shocking news b/c who the fuck didn’t know that was around the corner? Obviously, it lasted way longer than anybody expected, but when you have an (don’t-ask-don’t-tell) open relationship & get to make-out with countless on-screen lovers while filming a long list of shitty movies, I guess that can help in delaying your inevitable divorce.
Ashton’s rumored mistress is 23-year old Sara Leal. Was this chick worthy of ruining your life & potentially your career and finally get a taste of freedom from a dead marriage? HELL YES! It’s rumored that this chick hired a lawyer and has gone in hiding. I guess she’s scared of Demi Moore sending a hit on her ass. I’d be scared to b/c Demi Moore knows a shit load of people in L.A., so don’t be surprised if this chick’s body turns up somewhere in Malibu Hills.
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awesome, dirty sex is on the cards for them tonight! lol
big awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwws!!! mine aren't ... lol
He is fuckn sexy.
Nobody.
lol cash??? his attractive as fuck!
Cash or no cash he could get most chicks regardless.
That's sweet :)
I wish! I've been lusting after him since the first episode of That 70's Show.
Is Sara Leal the cover story so you can get freaky with Ashton?
Mine are too
like 30+ years
rofl cutting boz!
yay!!
Hi2u QT3.14
Mine too. Actually, today was their anniversary!
:)
Maybe they're not the most perfect parents around, but they're my parents and I love them.
Awwww.
yea she's always had the voice of a pack a day camel smoker. Not sexy. I am not too upset about this whole breakup. Who the fuck didn't see it ending this way when they hooked up a few years ago?!
Maybe he just wants a baby?
My parents are still together. lol.
Tell me about it. I turned 24 in July and I already feel so much older than her. All this makes me feel so old. Ah.
Taylor Swift?
Brutally honest!
i dont know how i feel about this yet, being a cougar myself
we thought we your a kitten... ;)
this site is brutal...
SMH For Him Leaving Demi. Surprised It Wasn't His Step Daughter Scout!
Ditto, Give me someone fresh, able to make babies and inexperienced anytime over the hottest cougar in the wold
Nookies is 24.
not surprised it was just a matter of time.
i dont know how i feel about this yet, being a cougar myself
OK but it's still a 50 year old mouth and finger. I'd instead take a 23 year old hottie who just lies there.
I'm disgusted at myself for thinking that, but it's honest.
It's great how they get excellent press to help pump the ratings up.
Demi looks good for her age but her voice alone makes her 1/10, I'd strangle her if I she was talking to me for 2 minutes.
This blonde is cute and Ashton is hot.
On the bright side if we were all vampires he would be the strongest one!
But she likes em young.
Dudes 25 years too old lol
Ok, but Demi is experienced enough to squeeze your balls and stick a finger up your rectum during fellatio.
d55 insists he is 49. He would be perfect for Demi.
Dudes like 60 though lol
His MILF obsession went on too long. Give Demi to Goliano.
Well it's really no surprise...see it day in day out...celebs change partners...like changing newer model cars, when the old clunkers lose their lustre....
There may be one or two that still believe in overhauls..but not too many...
It's crazy how no one stays together these days.
Ashton looks so sexy on those pics.
Please guys. Stop with the age thing. It's making me feel really old and I'm not much older than her. Society obsessed with age. I'm moving to Africa.
she is hotter and she still has her period... I bet you she will be surprised when a few years from now she will be replaced by another 23 year old
Don't they have an open marriage? So I guess this doesn't change anything.
agreed....i say he has enough cash to upgrade to a 23 year old every 5 years.
how long was he gonna date his mom?
Upgraded.
Well she's hotter.
But lets see her look like Demi when she's 50.
did anybody actually think his marriage was going to last?