Elton John & David Furnish Took Son Zachary Georgia Aquarium!

Lets get this Film Green-lighted like right now!

Lol.

Wow! Now they need to make a movie where farm animals decide to take over.

Oh wait, they already did, it's called Animal Farm! Yay!

Excuse me, I mean the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings.

Can we get a fucking edit button please???!!!

Yeah, it's hard for me to feel sorry for the kid when you weigh the options.

No technical mother figure against Elton John's bank account.

Yeah, I'll take the latter.

Hey, if I was a dolphin, I'd rather be in an aquarium than out in the sea being hunted down by the Japs.

Pearl Harbor wasn't the doing of the dolphins!

i feel sorry for this kid; but then again, if he can somehow just make it out of his childhood OK he will make bank.

I think Paula Labaredas would be down for this project!

Victoria Silvstedt & Shauna Sand could be hotties who would drown in the opening scene!

moe, this film could be huge think summer release/inflated 3-d prices ticket wise. actors that can't act worth a darn but are 'hot'

and roxy, could play the role of the scientist that cares about the environment and is trying to save humanity from this fate...

i better have a roll in this... :)

moe, you can get funding by helping a celeb 'leak' a sex tape...

well that's not as bad as living with a couple pretzels, like this kid...

Lol yeah, I took my 2 year old to the zoo and the only thing she was interested in were pretzels.

Oh hell ya! Here's the premise of our upcoming/unfunded blockbuster...

The Day The Dolphins Took Over

2063...All available land on Earth is under water due to a combination of meteor showers, massive earthquakes & global warming and dolphins have risen to power.

That's all we have right now.

The Dolphin is just waiting for its time of domination!

Very cute kid, unfortunately he's too young to go see a dolphin.

baby looks unsure

Haha, genius caption.

lol

Poor dolphin, forced to do silly tricks for silly people.