Jessica Alba’s Post-Pregnancy Workout Sponsored By Reebok ZigTech!

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Ladies, don’t be fazed by the speed at which Jessica Alba rebounds from her pregnancy weight to her hottie-weight. Let’s not forget that Jessica’s full-time job is to look hot and since nobody gives a shit about a fat Jessica Alba, it’s in her best interests to get back in shape ASAP. Apparently her daily workouts total to around 4-5 hours a day, so it’s not like most normal people have that kind of time on their hands when they’re trying to scrape together a living—assuming they have a job, of course!

Then again, maybe it’s the shoes?!?!
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25 comments
annak
annak

still a major cunt. i don't care how pretty she is or how many kids she shits out.

Boz
Boz

She's fucking hot.

Boz
Boz

but not yours.

Evelina
Evelina

Hahaha - then grateful and lucky I shall feel :P

Nookies
Nookies

But but what girl wouldn't want to enjoy me..Myself and Alba are a package deal..You should feel lucky and grateful that I'm deciding to share :p

Evelina
Evelina

Ok... I really didn't have that particular thing in mind... how about "rock paper scissors" instead??? that sounds less complicated :)

Nookies
Nookies

A 3 some is the only logical decision.

Evelina
Evelina

Nookies - I've had it with u !!! She is MY bitch!!!! When will u get it??? or at least tell me how could we resolve that problem... cuz we can't cut her in half - that would make no sense whatsoever...

Glimmer
Glimmer

i'll never catch on.thanks for inside info...

Nookies
Nookies

BB = baby

QT = Cutie

3.14 = pie

Hi QT3.14 ^_^ theres your interweb lingo learning for today

Glimmer
Glimmer

Theres my BB girl!

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Nookies
Nookies

Theres my BB girl! I've noticed, that this time around the recovery process of her getting back into shape is a lot slower than the first kid.

McPerv
McPerv

She had the baby already? Is her gestation period 5 months or something?

Cat46
Cat46

She was so hot on Dark Angel...and she still is.

spangly
spangly

That write up is so true. Her only asset is her looks and therefore it is her job to be at the gym with a personal trainer for as long as it takes.

dims
dims

Yes, she Is.

Noah
Noah

its hard to imagine not hating her!

Glimmer
Glimmer

nookies/and eve's dream females....

skilligan
skilligan

its hard to imagine her not being amazing