Why Are Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries Divorcing After Only 72 Days?!

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Real shocker, right?

Last Thursday we were speculating the couple probably won’t make it until summer, 2012-assuming they could fight past the holidays into the new year, of course. Long story short, TMZ is reporting that Kim Kardashian is seeking a divorce on the grounds of ‘irreconcilable differences’ and the date date of separation is listed as today (October 31). On Planet Kim, “irreconcilable differences” means “I wanted to go out dinner with my entire family & he wanted it to be just us two for once” or of course, “He keeps missing his bi-weekly mani/pedi appointments and that proves he’s not committed to the marriage.”

To get things moving in her favor, Kim has even hired top celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who has dealt with the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver & Angelina Jolie. If Kim can make money getting married, there’s no reason she can’t cash in with the divorce! Look for the whole thing to be televised, complete with a star-studded divorce party!

So, what caused these two to call things off so quickly? Was the wedding just a scheme for the Kardashian family to earn more money and fame or was it all the pressure from the media? One thing is for sure, though, Kim’s evil mom Kris Jenner probably had a major hand in the breakup.

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  • RDouble365

    And in other shocking news, scientists confirm that night follows day…………

    🙂

  • AWESOMENESS

    they lasted 72 days? wow. Isn’t that a new record in reality-star-money-hungry-fame-whore world

  • Nookies

    Why can’t she die in a final destination type manner 🙁

  • Nookies

    The sad part is this skank used that marriage to make millions and extend her 15 minutes. Now mags are going to be dumb enough to offer her several more for a tell all interview, maybe even an E! special..sigh

  • Bolt Uprite

    My guess is his contract for the show is up, just like what happened to Reggie Bush. If he thought the marriage was for real, shame on him, because everybody has known for years that she is a gold-digging, damaged goods, publicity whore.

  • The Devil

    Really?

    Can’t we just find away to get rid of that family of grifters?

  • major_got_banned

    yall knew that mexican chick didn’t like white dudes going in.
    she is a fame troll.

  • major_got_banned

    you mad bro?

  • Boz

    Jesus Christ, her sex tape last longer than her marriage.

  • HarryHooray

  • HarryHooray

    Her herpes outbreaks last longer than her marriage.

  • azezeal

    OW!

  • Cutiie Patootiie

    See? I called it. I do believe I said they were def. gonna get a divorce. 10 million dollars for a wedding that lasted only 72 days….

  • dillan

    Thank God she didn’t get pregnant.

  • Evelina

    Ha! Ok- I will admit that I do watch their show- I know- forgive me for my sins… anyways- I honestly think that they r getting divorced cuz Humphries was the only guy in this family who actually stood up for himself and didn’t let those bitchez run his life! Good for u Humphries!!! And shit- I don’t want to sound like a wise man- but marriage is hard and brutal work- so if u r not up for it- don’t fucking do it! I’ve been with my man for 11 yrs- and I admit that I fantasized on multiple ocassions about all the horrific ways that I would like to kill him- but at the end of the day love prevailed ;P- ok- Ill better shut up now…

  • Dr. Smooth

    Wow Even Khloe’s Marriage Lasted Longer & You Know How Soon Everybody Wrote That Off.

  • Cutiie Patootiie

    Lindsay Lohans line of coke was longer than her marriage.

  • Casey Stoner46 MotoGP fan

    So shock, only 72 fucking days? You’re gonna be kidding me, jesus fucking christ sakes.

  • salma

    Hoax

  • George the Canadian Bastard

    Swindle.