Posts from July 2014

BREAKING!! Kris Humphries & Kim Kardashian Hit Izakaya Last Night!

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Photo Credit: Splash News Online

I swear, I never wanna wish ill on a newly wed couple, but I just can’t see this working. The fact that Kris Humphries would make the big decision to marry a chick like Kim Kardashian automatically says a lot about his personality & lack of judgement, but I guess that’s the reason divorce was created, right? It’s just a matter of time until the dude gets tired of all her bullshit and hits the eject button. I give them until next summer—that’s assuming Kris can make it through the Kardashian Holidays.

On a much lighter note, Kim & her man-pup Kris hit Izakaya restaurant last night for dinner in West Hollywood. The restaurant is part of the Katsuya group, the same joint Kim & family love hitting over & over again.

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‘Star Trek’ Captain Patrick Stewart’s Doc Visit Sponsored By New Balance!

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Photo Credit: FAME Pictures

Since we like to show everybody love on these pages, we figured we’d former “Star Trek” captain Patrick Stewart deserved a shout-out. The one-time sci-fi star who now makes his living as a stage actor was seen hitting up a doctor’s appointment in Beverly Hills yesterday afternoon.

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Renee Bargh Brings The Morning Links!

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Photo Credit: WENN

- The Strippers in Williston, North Dakota Make A Lot More Money Than You Do [Holytaco]
- Isla Fisher on the set of The Great Gatsby in Sydney [The Superficial]
- Bruce Willis Is Spawning Again…. [Dlisted]
- Lucy Liu Is Racist [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Kim Kardashian is prepared to leave “cruel jerk” Kris Humphries [Celebitchy]
- The fight for Grace [Lainey Gossip]

- Meet Julia Lescova, Kate Upton’s replacement for Guess (21 Photos) [The Chive]
- Sagia Castaneda Is Officially on My List [Uncoached]
- Catalina Otalvaro 4 Besame Lingerie [TC Magazine]
- Jacinta Rokich Topless in FHM [GCeleb]
- Elisandra Tomacheski Flashes Granny Panties For Bare Necessities [22 PHOTOS] [COED Magazine]
- So This (Didn’t) Happen of the Day [The Daily What]

- Amy Markham [Caveman Circus]
- Yasmin Jordao Sexy Swimwear Spectacular [DJMICK]
- The Many Deaths Of Steve Buscemi [NextRound]
- Erica Campbell has “dat look” [Regretful Morning]
- Top Ten Classic Sexy Halloween Costumes [Gunaxin]

- Armie [GorillaMask]
- 25 Video Game Halloween Costumes [EgoTV]
- Ana Claudia Michels is Brazilian, therefore she models bikinis [Guyism]
- Krystle Lina, Eva Marie & Sydney Barlette: 3 Girls, 1 Lens [The Smoking Jacket]

- The Ultimate Stop-Motion Zelda Megamix [Heavy]
- LeRoy Bell Performs “Nobody Knows” On X Factor (VIDEO) [Bumpshack]
- The Kiss Army Recruitment Drive [CityRag]
- No More Family Movies For Eddie Murphy [Celebrity Smack]

- Trailer: Chronicle [MoeFresh]
- Mario Egg Catch [Mario Games]
- Andy Kaufman: “I Trusted You” [Monkey Review]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Bikini Pics!! Lara Bingle & Jennifer Nicole Bring The Links!

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Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News (Lara Bingle); Splash News Online (Jennifer Nicole)
Lara Bingle: Australian beauty spotted a couple days ago on Harbour Beach in Sydney.
Jennifer Nicole: Earlier today, Jennifer Nicole Lee, who’s famous in Planet D-List for miraculously shedding over 70lbs to go from chubby mom to fitness guru and author, was seen playing some football on Miami Beach.

- Lucy Pinder’s Breasts Are NUTS! [HollywoodTuna]
- Lindsay Lohan Went Full Frontal For Playboy Shoot [The Superficial]
- Caution: Hump Ahead (50 photos) [The Chive]
- Kerry Morgan Sexy in Lingerie [BroBible]
- Pregnant Hilary Duff Trying To Hide Her Bumps [Popoholic]
- “You’ll Never See Me In A Nude Scene” - Lindsay Lohan, 2005
[IDonLikeYouInThatWay]

- Two Very Good Reasons For Hating The Superman Make-Up Artist [Dlisted]
- The Live Action Voltron Short That Should be a Movie [Unreality Mag]
- The 25 Hottest Muses of All Time [Complex]
- Fact Or Fiction: Is The Honeymoon Over For Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- This is so hot [Celebslam]

- Miss COED: Jessica CheNelle [18 PHOTOS] [COED Magazine]
- Pippa Middleton Practicing her Slut Strut of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Dave Chappelle Dead At 44 [Celeb Jihad]
- Mike Napoli & Implants: From Nobody To Texas World Series Hero? [PHOTOS] [Busted Coverage]

- Joanna Krupa [Flabber]
- Chaz Bono Booted from Dancing with the Stars [Yeeeah!]
- Cameron Diaz and Diddy? [The Blemish]
- Some Retro Heather Locklear Bikini Hotness [The Grumpiest]
- “The Finder” stars get soaked on set [Caught On Set]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Fashionista Katherine Heigl Continues Catwalking Around L.A.

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Photo Credit: FAME Pictures

Whether you bastards like it or not, at the end of the day, Katherine Heigl is one of those Hollywood celebrities who needs to constantly fan her ego in a desperate attempt to convince herself that she’s rich & famous. Then again, at least this isn’t as bad as last week when the “Knocked-Up” star was seen wearing designer cape at an L.A. gas station. Compare these latest pics to last week:
Photo Credit: FAME Pictures; See more…

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“Like Crazy” L.A. Premiere: Jennifer Love Hewitt: Hot. Keeley Hazell: Not.

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Photo Credit: WENN

Wow, what the fuck happens to Keeley Hazell’s sense of style when she hits the red carpet? Let’s just say it’s somewhat confusing (ok, ok VERY CONFUSING) when you compare her ultra-conservative red carpet appearances to all the delicious photo shoots that have made her famous. There has to be consistency, damn it! Long story short, Keeley needs to show the rack on the red carpet!

As for Jennifer Love Hewitt, she’s working what she has left, so good for her! So, is that dude her new man or what? Dude, J.Love needs to find her some deeply networked Hollywood big dogg (preferably a Jewish-flavored one) & call it a career. Why bother jumping from tugboat to tugboat, when you can be cruising the French Riviera on a luxury yacht? Chop-Chop, J.Love!

And finally, here’s more about the film “Like Crazy,” which stars Anton Yelchin, Felicity Jones and Jennifer Lawrence and hits theaters this Friday (October 28):

Yelchin and Jones play Jacob and Anna, college students in Los Angeles who become a couple. Anna is a British exchange student who overstays her visa after it expires on graduation. She returns home to London, and when she flies back to Los Angeles she is turned away by customs officials, throwing the couple into a long-distance relationship. [Source]


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NYC: Amber Heard & Johnny Depp @ “The Rum Diary” Premiere

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Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News; WENN

Following various other premieres Johnny Depp & his hot, lesbian-flavored co-star Amber Heard were the MoMA in NYC last night for a Playboy-sponsored premiere for their for latest film. I’m pretty sure some marketing peeps at Playboy are somewhat bitter that they still have to host the party even though Amber’s NBC show “The Playboy Club” only lasted three episodes. The network decided to axe the show due to shitty ratings.

Anyway, as we’ve been drilling into you bastards, Amber Heard stars alongside Johnny Depp in The Rum Diary, a film based on the novel by Hunter S. Thompson. Naturally, most women would kill for the opportunity to share love scenes with Johnny Depp, but taking into consideration Amber’s lesbian status (not that there’s anything wrong with that), I’m sure it involves a lot of painful acting. It’s rumored that in order to successfully pull off such steamy scenes, Amber psyched herself into thinking that she’s wrapped around Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox as opposed to Johnny Depp.

Look for the film in theaters on this Friday (October 28t). For more info, visit The Rum Diary official website.

Paul Kemp (Johnny Depp) is an itinerant journalist who grows tired of New York and America under the Eisenhower administration and travels to Puerto Rico to write for the San Juan Star. Kemp begins the habit of drinking rum and becomes obsessed with a woman named Chenault (Amber Heard). [Wiki]


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