BREAKING!! Simon Cowell Smokes While Jet Skiing in Barbados!

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“X Factor” judge & TV mogul Simon Cowell was seen wooing the ladies with his hairy man-boobies while jet skiing in Barbados over the Christmas weekend. Doesn’t this guy own a palatial mansion in the Caribbean country, as well?

Anyway, for those of you who missed it, last week Simon crowned contestant Melanie Amaro as the first winner of his $5 million singing competition show “X-Factor” (US version). $5 million bones! God daaayuumm! Don’t know about you guys, but the cheap bastard inside me would probably invest $3 million in safe investments (assuming that’s even possible these days) and then relocate to some coastal third-world country.
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jennyla
jennyla

who are the 2 black dudes with simon???

dinodan
dinodan

Agreed about the girl in the black bikini.....my eyes went straight to her ass & legs.

mooty
mooty

hahaha killing it! I'm with leni the body in the purple and black bikini is super hot

McPerv
McPerv

Yeah and he can just put stacks of hundred dollar bills in his shoes for a little extra lift.

Leni
Leni

Possibly! It's the golddigger in me, lol.

But honestly, I have always had a thing for Simon, I'd fuck the arrogant attitude out of him....I hate it when he wears high heeled shoes though, looks ridiculous and he's not THAT short, it's unnecessary.

McPerv
McPerv

Is your judgment clouded by his billions of dollars? ;-)

Leni
Leni

*bikini*

Leni
Leni

I like Simon, not exactly the best looking man on Earth but something about him is sexy.

The girl in black/purple bikin has a very nice body.

FallenRawToast
FallenRawToast

..cause wearing a lifejacket as a style piece as opposed to a safety device brings all the ladies to the yard.

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