BERLIN: Micaela Schaefer Stole The Show @ 'Men In Black 3' Premiere! OWW!!
Tuesday, May 15th, 2012 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Moe

For those of you bastards who've been Micaela Schaefer's longtime followers, fans & haters, you'll know that she never disappoints when the cameras are pointed in her direction. That was exactly the case when she hit the red carpet for the German premiere of "Men In Black 3" held at the O2 World Arena in Berlin earlier this evening. GOD DAAAYUMM! We couldn't post all the body shots (for obvious reasons), so make sure you flip through the subsequent pages to get a complete sampling.
From the looks of the "dress," it appears to be from made from the film found in VCR cassette tapes, so it's nice to see that Micaela & her team of stylists are always thinking outside the box.
Related in a Scandalous way:
- London: Lauren Pope Redefining Red Carpet Skankiness @ "Twlight" Premiere
- Germany: Micaela Schaefer DJs in Bra & Panties @ Nightrooms Club
- Georgina Chapman @ "The September Issue" NY Premiere
- Mallika Sherawat in her "I'll Sleep With You" Dress @ "Basterds" Premiere
- Rihanna's Stage Act Leaves Very Little To The Imagination
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damn she is consistently slutty
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Why is it that only the ones with fake horrible tits attention whore it up and show them off constantly.
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Well, it's like how people who grew up with money don't usually show it off, but like dudes who got rich yesterday go out and get a Lamborghini with platinum rims and get all their teeth replaced with diamonds.
Same concept.
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Well technically rich people that were born into it show off too. Hence why they wear Armani, have to have the best, newest, highest tech shit there is. Elitist douche bags.
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I hate women like this. Nice garbage bag.
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I guess it was windy that day.
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hahahaha... Jesus, George.
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Is it wrong that whataggravates me the most about this is THAT hair?
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*what aggravates
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There is more silicon than breast milk in those.
The implants leak silicone compounds into human milk
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She knows what she is and is exploiting it as much as she can. She might not be so dumb.
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It's trannysaurus-rex!
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She knows how to rock a sliced up Hefty bag!
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I don't even know where to begin to comment. Or what to comment on. Too many crazy ideas running thru my head on this one.
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This is the most I've ever seen her dressed.
Crazy !
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This is the most I've ever seen her dressed.
Crazy !
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Well at least she is recycling all those old VHS tapes no one uses anymore. She may have wanted to add a few more though...
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