ST. BARTS TRAVEL ALERT!! Candice Swanepoel On Location!!

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Get your last minute tickets to St. Barts because fresh off the presses is Candice Swanepoel's latest bikini photoshoot while on location for Victoria's Secret. Our assumption is that this is for her next VS Swim catalogue but does that really matter? Candice is on location in St. Barts flaunting her sexy bod on the beach so therefore we should have some good material in the coming days. Okay, we'll shut up now and let you proceed with the photos, if you even lasted reading this long.

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OMFG

Tuesday, May 1st, 2012 @ 7:51pm
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i need a one-way plane ticket to st. barts

Tuesday, May 1st, 2012 @ 7:52pm
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Normally I would be all about Candice's pics... but that Anubis girl's body is even more insane than Candice's.

For the record Candice is still smoking hot... but that Anubis girl's body is unreal.

Tuesday, May 1st, 2012 @ 8:16pm
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Even if that were true Candace has a much better face.

Tuesday, May 1st, 2012 @ 8:46pm
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Oh no doubt... I made sure to stick to the body cause the face isn't even close lol

Tuesday, May 1st, 2012 @ 11:39pm
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She should be the actual definition of "Perfection"

Tuesday, May 1st, 2012 @ 8:18pm
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She looks so much better in these pics of her being photographed than the actual Photoshopped catalog pics.

and her body is perfect!

Tuesday, May 1st, 2012 @ 8:20pm
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What would I even say to her? I don't think I'd be able to speak, or if I were able to, I'd come across as a major creeper.

Tuesday, May 1st, 2012 @ 8:50pm
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she is unreal

Tuesday, May 1st, 2012 @ 9:43pm
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attention all you dumbass miley-lovers: this is what a good body looks like

Tuesday, May 1st, 2012 @ 9:53pm
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Such a lucky girl, she has this perfect body and a pretty face to match.

Tuesday, May 1st, 2012 @ 11:18pm
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eehhh face is not bad but could be better (more feminine). Her body is feminine though.
For a model she an anomaly.

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012 @ 1:30am
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if Candice's face is only 'not bad' then I don't what to call my face.

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012 @ 1:34am
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Her face is not very feminine...if it was she would be perfect.
Well if you are Indonesian then there is no comparison between you can Candice....even the most beautiful will fall flat.

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012 @ 9:34am
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well us Indonesian maybe ugly but we have great personality

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012 @ 10:54am
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I am sorry but i didn't make the rules....put any "Indonesian" model versus Candice and they will all fall flat on their face (non pun intended....get it? Indonesians have flat faces)
Also keeping in mind 99.9% of your "models" are mixed race (mostly half whites) and the rest are surgically enhanced to look more white.

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012 @ 6:01pm
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So now we have a white supremacist on the board?! Oh fucking great. Candice is a beautiful white girl but an Indonesian man might fancy someone that looks a little more like the girls he grew up with. To just state that she is the most beautiful of all because she is white is the height of racial bigotry. Personally I have always fantasized that BOZ is exotic and the hottest woman on the planet!

Thursday, May 3rd, 2012 @ 12:22am
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white supremacy and sexism is my job. I feel replaced now

Thursday, May 3rd, 2012 @ 1:53am
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thanks, spangly. Here's a picture of ugly Indonesian woman for you:

Thursday, May 3rd, 2012 @ 3:10am
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Gorgeous!

Thursday, May 3rd, 2012 @ 10:05am
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Is she a descendant of Chinese moving south? I am sorry but she is not pretty...not ugly either.

Friday, May 4th, 2012 @ 8:30pm
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She very pretty and I bet she is prettier than you. Show your picture to compare.

Saturday, May 5th, 2012 @ 3:27am
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Are you a white male? if so you must be the Ugly/nerdy/socially awkward type to find Asian females attractive.

Friday, May 4th, 2012 @ 8:29pm
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Go anywhere in the U.S. and you will see most white women don't look like this. I see plenty of asian women in California who look better than your average white chick. You sound jealous of exotic looking people or just racist. Everyone has their own taste anyway. So your comment is not based on facts.

Thursday, May 3rd, 2012 @ 2:03am
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Not sure what your race is but should i call you racist for calling Serena Williams the ugliest celebrity? Couldn't you pick a white women to call the ugliest? Why a Black woman? Also one that looks close to the "REAL" Black women. You would never call a half white like Halle Berry ugly for a "black" woman.

Anyways this "exotic" terms is ridiculous and totally misused. How on earth are Asians exotic when there are more than a billion of them on the planet???? exotic to who?

Friday, May 4th, 2012 @ 8:24pm
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not to you, I'm sure.

Friday, May 4th, 2012 @ 11:06pm
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I chose her because she is very manly and buff. I don't like muscles. She chooses to look that way. It has nothing to do with her being black.

Marilyn Manson looks like an ugly lady. Courtney Love is pretty ugly too. So what is your point? Either way I would be racist to you since I'm not black or white. I'm only allowed to criticize people of my own race.

Saturday, May 5th, 2012 @ 3:16am
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Really?
Black women have the highest rate of testosterone, big bones and easy muscle growth, retention than other race women. So what about that? You must hate black women then? racist pig ;p

Saturday, May 5th, 2012 @ 11:00am
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Haha. Thanks for the kind opinion, audreym. Now I feel really bad about not being a white woman.

Thursday, May 3rd, 2012 @ 3:06am
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Thats ok hunny. There are lots of skin bleaching products out there...You are Indonesian you would know ;p
Skin bleaching is a start....

Friday, May 4th, 2012 @ 8:26pm
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I'm already white so I don't need skin bleacher but thanks for the advice, honey boo boo. You're the sweetest.

Friday, May 4th, 2012 @ 10:59pm
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I would take Adriana Lima any day of the week even if she is older than Candince. Adriana will always be more beautiful than Candice. Even she feels insecure standing next to Lima.

Thursday, May 3rd, 2012 @ 2:10am
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In your dreams is Adriana that old, retarded looking, boyish hag more attractive than Adriana.

Friday, May 4th, 2012 @ 8:26pm
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* whoops i meant Candice

Friday, May 4th, 2012 @ 8:27pm
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I know, I can't even imagine what it would feel like to be as naturally stunning as she is.

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012 @ 11:18am
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First thing to do when I retire is rent a beach place on St. Barts for a year or so.

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012 @ 2:03am
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One of the prettiest blondes I've seen. Sooo sexy.

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012 @ 3:50am
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she makes me so happy that I've got access to the internet

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012 @ 8:16am
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Why do all of these Candice bikini shoots look the same? I swear I can't differentiate one from the next, they need some variety. She is gorgeous though.

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012 @ 11:15am
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er - nice body, luv

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012 @ 3:59pm
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perfect from head to toe!!

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012 @ 7:22pm
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perfect from head to toe!!

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012 @ 7:24pm
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