Jessica Chastain Wows 'Em At Cannes
Sunday, May 20th, 2012 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by abba

Jessica Chastain was in high gear on the steps of the 65th Cannes Film Festival this weekend where she dazzlingly recalled the era of Old Hollywood Glamour. Joined briefly by "I guess I have to be here so here I am" Shia LeBouf, Chastain looked radiant in a white gown accented by her bright red hair and lipstick, which helped offset those deep blue eyes. No offense to LeBouf who clearly didn't even try, but next time you're in the presence of such an ethereal beauty, try to do more than pop a tic tac and roll on deodorant, Shia. We're all wondering why she agreed to pose with you.
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She's very pretty and always looks fresh.
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I hear she has a nude scene in Lawless. I hope it doesn't disappoint.
*fingers crossed*
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gorgeous white woman
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she is absolutely gorgeous
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Beautiful
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She's like a prettier more feminine lana del rey.
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FUCKING PERFECT.
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FUCKING PERFECT.
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Can I say it again?
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Why not? You won't be able to on MJ 2.0.
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Just an average white woman donned in old Hollywood style makeup and hair. That's her niche and she plays up to it. She has a nose like a banana and is old like a 15 year old teenagers mum.
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Jealousy much?
If you think her nose is like a banana i shudder to think what you have to say about Jewish/Arab noses (massive hooked) or Black (flat and broad) noses for that matter....
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Yes, jealous of an overrated middle-aged woman. FYI: I don't really find Jewish or Arab women attractive (there are exceptions of course i.e. Bar Rafeali and Natalie Portman).
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Meh. I'm with LaLa.
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she look good, not amazing, but good
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i am a fan but not her best pictures
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