MIAMI: Doutzen Kroes Hits WMC 2012 in a Bikini Top & Short-Shorts!
Friday, March 23rd, 2012 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: FameFlynet Pictures
We were going to save these for tomorrow, but since we punished you guys with two Nicole Richie posts today, we figured we might make mends with a double dose of Doutzen Kroes. Earlier today we saw the Victoria's Secret mommy chilling in her bikini with baby & baby daddy. These were snapped as Doutzen was cruising around the 2012 World Music Conference going down in Miami with a few friends. Considering she's wearing pretty much nothing & happens to be 8 feet tall & extremely hot, I'm shocked that she's confused over the attention the papz are showing her. Doutz, if you wanna keep a lower-profile, you gotta start by putting on more clothes!
We were going to save these for tomorrow, but since we punished you guys with two Nicole Richie posts today, we figured we might make mends with a double dose of Doutzen Kroes. Earlier today we saw the Victoria's Secret mommy chilling in her bikini with baby & baby daddy. These were snapped as Doutzen was cruising around the 2012 World Music Conference going down in Miami with a few friends. Considering she's wearing pretty much nothing & happens to be 8 feet tall & extremely hot, I'm shocked that she's confused over the attention the papz are showing her. Doutz, if you wanna keep a lower-profile, you gotta start by putting on more clothes!
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- Doutzen Kroes Chills Poolside & Hangs w/ Baby-Daddy!
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Damn, she's ripped. I feel like she could kick my ass, and I would totally let her do it.
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Victoria Secret used to have the best models... Did the models get less attractive, or am I having that "It was never that great" nostalgia people get with the 90s.
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it always feels like yesterday was better, but it was all the same (except for maybe music & drugs).
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There are 2-3 men in there.
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You think so? Who?
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From left, #s 2 and 3. One could argue for Naomi Campbell or even Christy Turlington (who I think is super hot, but every now and then there's a tranny who pulls off "super hot").
# 3 is definitely a dude.
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Ahhh nice memories of watching that George Michael Freedom music video...
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I just realized that back then models didn't have kids. Models today pop 'em out no problems because society has accepted milfs as sexy... half the victoria secret models today should give a big thank you to american pie...
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They were more feminine.
Nowadays, most of the models look like dudes.
And let's not forget how you got these bitches that's built like 12 year old boys runnin' around there all bony and shit.
Nobody ever accused Tyra Banks, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell of looking like 12 year olds.
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so what am i missing when I get the "this image or video has been moved or deleted" graphic?
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it was the last pic for me if anyone was wondering
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oh and Doutzen looks hot as fuck
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I love her, she's so pretty.
But that's a bad sunburn, she should be more careful with her skin.
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she has gotten into excellent shape
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She has a cute face, but muscles really do nothing for me. Looks bad here.
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Don't get the hype.
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I love her!
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Way too skinny.
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Pregnancy did her good. Before she did not have a waist, but now she does. And if she were to get any more ripped it would not look good, but she looks hot as hell right now.
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actually i just looked through the pics. My above comment was based off of the front page pic. She has lost her hips. Even though she has a waist it is attached to man hips.
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She's hot and I'm jealous of her abs at the same time.
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Hot, hot, super frigging HOT!!!
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She must workout...
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I always suspected it, but now I finally realize... This site bumps up posts. Why is that?
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Moe tries to move up the more popular posts.
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She's hot.
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I see nothing wrong here....
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sexy and she knows it ..
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i wish her boobs were bigger
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