Posts from July 2014

NYC: Red Carpet Ladies - “Jason Wu for Target” Launch

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Jason Wu for Target had its launch party last night at Skylight Soho in NYC last night. We highly doubt that you’ll ever catch Blake Lively or any of the rest of the attendees wearing something off the rack from Target but atleast they showed up to act as if they would and that they cared. Rather a Jason Wu handbag what retails on average up to $1995.00 is probably what the ladies are more accustomed to. You can check out some of the collection right now at Target.com with a full launch both in-store and online set for February 5th.

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Red Carpet Ladies: McDonald’s Chicken McBites Launch Party

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McDonalds launched their version of Popcorn Chicken with the introduction of the Chicken McBites. Naturally we’re going to assume that all these ladies who attended are not regulars at McDonalds and will probably not eat another McBite following this event. In fact our guess would be that these ladies were recommended by their personal trainers to puke it out after leaving the event. In case you were wondering, a 20 piece serving contains 420 calories with 16 grams of fat but I guess the 14 grams of protein makes it all better; and don’t forget about the 830 mg of sodium.

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Inside the Tube: “30 Rock” Edition - “Idiots Are People Three” & “The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell” (Season 6, Episodes 3 & 4)

You can imagine my giddy delight to hear that Banks attended Northwestern (my alma mater) where he majored in . . . Confidence. When I was a befuddled, bespectacled English major at NU, I don’t recall my counselor ever telling me I could major in Confidence! Oh, what could have been!

But Banks, who is trying to get his triplet “gaybies” into an exclusive preschool called St. Matthews, has very little confidence in his ability to do so. So he recruits his arch nemesis/object of his loin’s affections, Jack Donaghy, to help him. Donaghy relents because Banks has been leaking footage of Tracy Jordan’s hateful stand up in an attempt to drive away viewers from TGS (and thus NBC). Oh, and to boot, Donaghy has been trying to drive a wedge between Lemon and her new boyfriend, Chris. Sorry, I meant Criss.

Because this was a two parter, both episodes put different strengths of the show on display: Idiots Are People Three displayed the show’s joy at playing farce. It’s kind of hard not to appreciate Tracy apologizing for his rants by speaking for a group called the National Association of Zero Intolerance . . . or NAZI. Especially when he’s standing next to the bastion of human rights advocacy and intellectual authority named Denise Richards. Point, 30 Rock.

Less effective was its parody of the movie New Year’s Eve, which in the Land of Lemon is entitled MLK for Martin Luther King Day. It stars Jenna opposite Nick Cannon in a swirl of movie stars unlikely to ever appear together in any forum. Sir Ian McKellan . . . . and Matthew McConaughey? Zoinks.

As it is a showcase for Jenna based on the idea of celebrating the birth of the nation’s foremost advocate of racial equality, she naturally stars as a white supremacist who is won over by Nick Cannon. I know, it just screams Oscar. Actually, it just screams.

The second episode, entitled The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell was less funny but perhaps more clever in terms of dialogue and storyline. It was basically about the rifts between best friends: Jenna and Liz, Tracy and DotCom/Grizz, and Jack and, well, Kenneth. Jack goes so far as to abolish the NBC Paige Program. How will Kenneth respond? By offering the other cheek? Not exactly.

Liz spends her time looking for a new best friend since it turns out that Jenna is too self-absorbed and obtuse to appreciate Liz for the good friend that she is. Liz ends up searching for a new bestie, which has decidedly mixed results. Extra brownie points to Liz for crashing a Sex and the City quartet in a bar enjoying martinis. When she asks how they all ended up together, they confess it was at karaoke. As they relive the magical musical moment in which their friendship was born, Liz shuts them down by telling them how awful their singing is. Did she just Lemon herself? She did.

Two solidly funny episodes that I hope are an indication of what’s to come this season. It’s also a bonus that because the season started in January, we will get more double doses of 30 Rock on Thursdays. Even Lemon couldn’t mess that up.

Rebecca Mir Brings The Morning Links!

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- 25 Completely Inexplicable Statues [Holytaco]
- Vanessa Hudgens Won’t Stop Wearing Bikinis [The Superficial]
- Everybody Is High All The Time [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Brad Pitt Is A LIIIIIAAAAAR! [Dlisted]
- Britt Robertson Bikini Photos [GCeleb]

- Taylor Swift is “haunted” by her 3-month relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal [Celebitchy]
- Pamela Anderson parties with Mitch Berger in Vancouver [Lainey Gossip]
- Star: “Angelina Jolie Is 98 Pounds” [Skinny VS Curvy]
- Hooters Girls Dressed as Schoolgirls [Uncoached]

- Dreaded ‘Glee Project’ Winner Samuel Larson Joins Mark Salling & Chord Overstreet On ‘Glee’ Set [Socialite Life]
- Scene and emo girls I found down at the local zoo [The Chive]
- Her name is Kate Hughes and she is a Playboy cover girl [Caveman Circus]
- Girl + Toilet Paper [TC Magazine]
- Meanwhile, In Lawrence of the Day [The Daily What]

- Kate Upton does wonderful things on Twitter [Diry Rotten Whore, NSFW]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt’s “Client List” Is RoBUST [COED Magazine]
- Michelle Bass can fill out a dress [Regretful Morning]
- Kim Cloutier lingerie pics never disappoint [Guyism]

- Longboard Girls Crew Destroy Spain [Heavy]
- 25 Funny Siri Conversations [EgoTV]
- Pat Sajak Was Drunk On ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ [Celebrity Smack]
- Knuckle Tattoos Wheel of Fortune [CityRag]
- Five Lessons About How To Treat People [Ned Hardy]

- Waka Flocka Swanson: The Ron Swanson Rap Song [NextRound]
- Lauren Bennett: X-Factor Reject [Gunaxin]
- Happy Australia Day from Miranda Kerr, Angela White, and Friends [The Smoking Jacket]
- Mike Tyson as Herman Cain in Funny or Die Presidential Campaign Commercial [Bumpshack]

- Jordan Carver [GorillaMask]
- Caption This: Signs Of Great Sex [Mankind Unplugged]
- Feature Trailer: Project X [MoeFresh]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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LINKS: Jessica Alba Promotes New Baby Products Line on “Extra”

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Jessica Alba makes an appearance on “Extra” with Mario Lopez earlier today at the Grove Shopping Center in Los Angeles. She was on the show pimping her new eco-friendly baby products line, The Honest Company.

- Stacy Keibler Is Slumming It [HollywoodTuna]
- Ashton Kutcher Seems Really Concerned About Demi Moore [The Superficial]
- Found: Pâmela Gonçalves Monteiro (10 Photos) [The Chive]
- UPDATE: ‘Regulate Marijuana’ Issue Likely to Appear on Colorado Ballot [BroBible]
- Olivia Wilde’s Uber Busty Appearance Gets Tarnished By Jason Sudeikis [Popoholic]
- Bow To Your Wax Statue God
[IDonLikeYouInThatWay]

- Lindsay Lohan Sued For Banging A Nanny [Dlisted]
- A Glorious Moment in Battlefield 3 [Unreality Mag]
- A History of Actresses Turned Music Video Directors [Complex]
- Naomi Watts And Liev Schreiber Celebrate Australia Day With Their Boys [I'm Not Obsessed]
- The guy from ‘Good Day New York’ might have raped a chick [Celebslam]

- 14 Sexiest Female Celebrities From The Great Lakes State [PHOTOS] [COED Magazine]
- Helena Christnesen in her Lingerie for a Campaign of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Selena Gomez Bounces Her Cleavage Vid [Celeb Jihad]
- Santana Moss’ $5.2MM House Now On Market For $2.3MM; Near Foreclosure? [PHOTOS] [Busted Coverage]

- Redhead Kami [Flabber]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt Thinks She’s Sexy [Yeeeah!]
- Rihanna Forgot Something [The Blemish]
- Vanessa Hudgens Is Still In Her Little Bikini [The Grumpiest]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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London: Georgia Salpa @ National Television Awards (NTA’s) After-Party

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Georgia Salpa wasn’t photographed (atleast through our sources) on the red carpet of the 2012 NTA’s; however, having been the 3rd roommate evicted from Celebrity Big Brother, Georgia finds herself having to get out there and draw some attention to herself. By the way, the Kristina and Karissa Shannon count as one contestant and have yet to be evicted from the house, just thought I’d throw that in.

View more from the 2012 GTA’s:

- NTAs in London: Chloe Sims, Amy Childs & Tulisa Contostavlos
- Red Carpet Ladies: National Television Awards (NTA’s) in London
- London: Fatima Whitbread Tries HER Best To Shine @ National Television Awards

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L.A. Film Set: Amanda Seyfried Channels Hippie Porn Star Linda Lovelace

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Risque roles for Hollywood leading ladies always opens doors for industry accolades, so I’m assuming Amanda Seyfried was thinking Best Actress Academy Award when she signed her name to “Lovelace.” The biopic which puts Amanda in the lead as the former porn star-turned anti-porn activist Linda Susan Boreman, a.k.a. Linda Lovelace. Needless to say, this looks very promising.

Here’s more about the film from IMDb: “Story of Linda Lovelace, who is used and abused by the porn industry at the behest of her coercive husband, before taking control of her life.” She struck fame in 1972 with her film “Deep Throat.” Her Wiki page has more juice:

In 1972, Boreman (Lovelace) starred in Deep Throat, which achieved surprising and unprecedented popularity among mainstream audiences, and even a review in The New York Times.[4] In Deep Throat she famously performed the film’s eponymous act; additionally, all of her pubic hair was shaved off and she engaged in anal sex. None of these were common in pornographic films of the early 1970s.

[More about the actress:]

Linda Susan Boreman (January 10, 1949 – April 22, 2002), better known by her stage name Linda Lovelace, was an American pornographic actress who was famous for her performance of deep throat fellatio in the enormously successful 1972 hardcore porn film Deep Throat. She later denounced her pornography career, claiming that she had been forced into it by her first husband, and for a while became a spokeswoman for the anti-pornography movement. [Source]

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