Jessica Alba Looking Very Stylish While Out & About NYC

exactly!

Seriously. You see someone smiling as they walk down the street you'd think they were crazy.

just because shes wearing a fucking scarf and a trendy (4 years ago) hat does not make her 'stylish'. sorry i really cant agree with you guys on this one; i think j alba has always had about the worst style of any woman in hollywood. cant stand her

Then it would take an even angrier man if that's possible to satisfy her.

She only gets angry in the bedroom.

I don't think she is a cunt or looks miserable just because she doesn't smile in paparazzi pictures. I don't smile when I'm walking down the street by myself and I definitely wouldn't smile if there was someone taking my pictures.

so, are you saying that she's not a bitch or what?

she's looking about as well put together as someone can here.. would love to be there when she was getting out of it

fucken BOOM!! love it

Now that is a hotass fantasy! I think you should write more. Loved it. Perfect.

I'm sorry. :-(

How do you know how much she smiles? All we see are stalkerazzi pics, she's supposed to say "cheese" every time a stalkerazzi takes her pic?

Super cute

In every twit pic she posts with friends/family she has the biggest smile on her face. Even the pictures taken of her by her friends shes smiling.

Fucking idiots that assume shes a cunt simply because she does not smile for the paps that harass and stalk her all day long. If any other person out there walked around smiling 24/7 people would think he/she is "off". Which is literally the only reason why people idiotically concluded shes a bitch. Simply for not smiling. She has never done or said anything that would warrant a "zomg what a cunt".

Don't you find it a bit odd for someones thats supposedly a huge cunt/bitch angry person theres never been a single claim by anyone? EH? EH? EH?

She does not have to smile to please you.

She does not have to smile to please stalkers (photogs).

Did you know simply by taking good pics of said celeb smiling you can tack on extra money for the shots?

TLDR: LEAVE MY JESSICA ALONE

No she would rather be living with me. Hence the sadness.

You know what, many don't concur, but I actualy saw pix of Lea Michele where she is hotter looking than Jess. I know! It boggles the mind. lolol

She is so friggin pretty. One of the hottest mums.

tldr

Wow, General Delacroix.

I obviously don’t know here personally, but she seems to be the cuntiest person in the whole wide world. It’s hard trying to imagine her being more displeased with life in general. I honestly believe she must hate everything and everyone. Even Margaret Thatcher back in the days seemed to be a more joyful person than Miss Alba.

With that being said, I think it’s time for me to confess and tell you about a fantasy I have been having for the past few weeks every time the lovely Jessica pops up on Moejackson.

The same scene plays out in my head when I think about it, and it’s each time a little more enjoyable.

I usually picture myself as Jessica Alba’s assistant who, for some fucked up reason that only makes sense in an equally fucked up fantasy, is in charge of relieving her from the stress she experiences from having to deal with incompetent people all day long by having furious sex with her. Of course, being a cold, heartless woman, she never expresses any feelings at all, just the occasional moaning similar to when you apply a bag of ice on a bad bruise. Somehow, it makes it even hotter in my head. She would have sex with someone else but because she has no feelings and doesn’t want to engage in any kind of relationship with anyone ( in my fantasy, Cash happens to be gay and only used for his money ), I’m the one who has to do it.

So this is how it always plays out in my head :

I enter the hotel suite as Jessica Alba is talking angrily on her cell phone to someone. She’s wearing one of her hot business woman suit with classy high heels shoes. She’s leaning against the bathroom’s countertop, holding her phone in the left hand. Her back is arched in a way that lets her amazing ass almost call for me.

Her *talking on the phone, obviously angry* : Well isn’t it your job to take care of that ?

Me : I’m sorry. Is this a bad time ?

Her *barely making eye contact* : That’s fine, just fuck me while I’m on the phone.

Me *rather unsettled* : Are you sure ?

Her *whispering, slightly annoyed* : Yes !

I pull down her pants, leaving her shoes on. She’s not really into tender gestures so I get right to the point and start fucking her from behind, holding her ass in my hands. There is no visible expression on her face as she simply carries on with her conversation.

Her : God why are you so useless ? Do I have to do everything by myself ?

Her *to me, covering the phone’s speaker with her right hand* : Harder.

She rolls her eyes a few times and although I can’t clearly hear the response, the person she’s talking to is apologizing profusely. I try to do my best going harder without disrupting her argument when she finally heaves a sigh.

Her *to me* : Yeah, that’s it. Keep going.

She hangs up, keeps her phone in her hand while pushing against me to make me finish. When I’m done, she simply tells me to go down to the reception office and schedule an acupuncture session for her. I catch my breath, pull my pants back up and leave the room quietly.

Anyway, my psychiatrist says I’m fine, I’m just a little tired.

She is sooo pretty, looks good no matter what. Jealous.

One of the most beautiful women on the planet.

The correct term is: cockiness.

She would rather be living in Paris than living with kids, I would guess.

I'm a fan as long as she remains hot.

She's been consistent since day 1. No complains here.

she kinda does...good pull!

Totally agree. WTF is with her general cuntiness?! I was the biggest Jessica Alba fan for many years but I am definitely not now. I am fed up with her permascowl. Having said that I happen to like her in the hat.

She hardly ever smiles. She has minimal acting talent yet still makes millions because she's beautiful, and she continues to have a permanent cunt face.

how does she look miserable? cause she's not smiling?

she looks like madeline khan in high anxiety

glorious looking

The fact that she of all people consistently looks miserable really rubs me the wrong way.

fucking perfect

hate the shoes and hate the fedora, but the girl is hot regardless.

lovely