Monthly Archives: May 2012

High School: Film Review

I’m happy to report that High School, the latest in the seemingly endless string of Hollywood stoner comedies set in the late teens of American maledom, is not just another stoner comedy. It actually has a plot and a point (or two) to all its pro-Marijuana jokes and plotlines. It’s kind of like Dazed and Confused meets Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, all presented with a tidy bow and gift card that reads: “Sometimes, drugs are good.”

Let’s be frank: it’s kinda shocking to see Adrien Brody in a comedy, much less a stoner comedy where’s he’s all tatooed and shirtless. I’m still not sure that I liked him in the film, though he played his part convincingly and without sticking out (too much). He may just be too good an actor to appear in B-grade stoner films, but we may take solace in the fact that he plays the most serious part in the film (a drug dealer named Psycho Ed).

The movie tells the story of an uber smart and soon-to-be valedictorian named Henry (played by Matt Bush) who indulges his predilections for recreational drug use for the first time. Of course, the following day, his school’s principal mandates that all students be tested for traces of ‘the drug’ in their system. Henry, being a smarty pants, has a college scholarship lined up which will surely be in jeopardy if any drugs are found in his system. So what does he do? Why, enlist the help of a stoner buddy named Breaux (Sean Marquette) to help him con the system. It’s all about beating The Man, bro. And dude. Dude Bro.

What’s their plan? To hold a bake sale at the school and to pilfer the entire student body with laced brownies so that everyone is stoned. Yeah, it sounds kinda trite (and to be fair, it is) but you’ll be surprised at how funny it can get. Michael Chiklis, playing the school’s principal, is especially hilarious in his turn as an austere authoritarian who refuses to budge - which, in a high school stoner movie, can mean only one thing: reefer madness!

Monaco: Fashionable Attendees @ 2012 Amber Lounge Fashion Show

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Pictured: Jennifer Lawrence, Princess Charlene and Prince Albert II of Monaco, Petra & Tamara Ecclestone & Zahia Dehar

Sure these are a little old (from this weekend), but we figure they were a worthy addition to our archives (8 years strong, baby!!).

These were snapped over the weekend as rich & famous trickled out of Cannes & turned their attention to the 70th Monaco Grand Prix located in the ultra-luxurious city-state nestled between France & Italy on the Mediterranean. I know I’ve already said this a million times, but if there was ever a playground for millionaires & billionaires, Monte Carlo is that place. Heavenly views, fast cars, huge yachts, beautiful women, obscenely expensive real estate—you name it! 1% all the way, baby!

These latest photos were snapped last Friday at the Amber Lounge Fashion Show ahead of the annual Grand Prix event on Sunday. Zahia Dehar, whom we’ve featured a few times over the years, was among the attendees who caught a few sugar daddy eyes. We should note that contrary to all the news floating around, 20-year-old Zahia is no longer an escort, but rather a lingerie designer & “French media personality,” according to her Wiki page. Don’t hate!!

Along with Vanessa Hudgens, whom we posted over the weekend, “Hunger Games” star Jennifer Lawrence was at the event with her temporary boyfriend, English actor Nicholas Hoult.
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Nicole Trunfio Brings The Morning Links!

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Pictured: Nicole Trunfio at HSN Universal reception for Snow White & The Huntsman

- Dear LA Drivers, Amanda Bynes Will Hit-And-Run All Of You Shortly [The Superficial]
- Katie Price Has A Pretty Fiance [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- 20 Hottest Photos Of Rocio Guirao Diaz [Heavy]
- Shirley Manson Will Not Have You Beating On Women At Garbage Shows [Dlisted]
- Elyse Taylor Bikini Photos for O’Neill Swimwear [GCeleb]
- Anastasia Ashley Hot Surfer Ass in a Bikini Covered in Sand of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Greatest TV Characters of all time [Ranker]

- Colin Farrell Total Recall opens against Bourne Legacy [Lainey Gossip]
- Paris Hilton is seething with jealousy over Kim Kardashian’s fabulous life [Celebitchy]
- Hot Cleavage Girl [Caveman Circus]
- Sara Jean Underwood Is A Goddess [Diry Rotten Whore, NSFW]
- China’s Sleeping Beauties [TC Magazine]
- Beyonce: “I had to lose 60 pounds. I ate lettuce!” [Skinny VS Curvy]

- Kristen Stewart & Charlize Theron Cover Interview Magazine [Socialite Life]
- Sara Sampaio Is So Right! [Uncoached]
- 91 Celebrity Sex Positions [COED Magazine]
- Ice Girls of the 2012 Stanley Cup Finals [Gunaxin]
- Claire Danes Pictures in Disguise [CityRag]
- 13 Pictures To Help You Restore Your Faith In Humanity [Ned Hardy]

- Fug the Fab: Eurovision 2012 [Go Fug Yourself]
- Isabeli Fontana makes me weak at the knees [Brosome]
- Kanye West Proposes to Kim All the Time [Celebrity Smack]
- Geri Halliwell’s pussy [Upskt Celebs]
- The Largest Spread Legs You’ve Ever Swam Between [Regretful Morning]
- Iceberg Town [EgoTV]

- Karolina Kurkova in Lingerie for Vogue Mexico of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Hottest Street Fighter Cosplay Photos [Heavy]
- How to Make a Modern Horror Movie [Holytaco]
- Larisa Fraser is a lingerie modeling MVP [Guyism]
- Another 44 Pictures Of Gorgeous Girls Look Pretty In Pink [DJMICK]
- Sexy Photo: She Plays The Stripper [Mankind Unplugged]
- Archers Oath [Ragdoll Games]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
$35 FANDANGO GIFT CARDS FOR ALL LEGIT PARTICIPANTS (*if* you get picked)!!

LINKS: Selena Gomez All Smiles During Memorial Day Malibu Outing!

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These were snapped yesterday afternoon as Selena Gomez was seen rocking smiley-face summer dress while arriving to a Memorial Day party in Malibu. Unlike the other day when J.Beebs chauffeured her around in his customized Mercedes-Benz van, Selena chose to drive herself to yesterday’s party.

- CoCo Austin’s Cleavage Is Insanity [HollywoodTuna]
- Lindsay Lohan Was On Drugs While Filming SNL, Says Michael Lohan As If No One Could’ve Guessed [The Superficial]
- Let’s Hear It For The Girl [Lainey’s Gossip]
- Prince William missed his mum on his wedding day: ‘She would’ve loved the day’ [Celebitchy]
- Again, Spring Breakers Looks Like A Good Movie [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
- Halle Berry Busting Out In A Tiny Tanktop [Popoholic]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Rocío Guirao Díaz [Heavy]
- The 15 Hottest Mexican Women Under 40 [Ranker]
- Gigi Alonso Feshold, Scheana Marie and Tiffany Tynes Get Naked in Femmes Fetale of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- This Is the Guy Justin Bieber Beat Up [The Blemish]
- EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: Jacqueline Emerson From ‘The Hunger Games’ By Michael Freeby [Socialite Life]
- Clint Eastwood’s Daughter Is Getting Death Threats For Killing A Birkin Bag [Dlisted]
- Let’s Love on Claire Danes for a Minute, OK? [Evil Beet]
- Let’s Love on Claire Danes for a Minute, OK? [Complex]
- CHARLIZE THERON VISITED THE ‘TODAY’ SHOW [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Keira Knightley is engaged [Celebslam]

- Janice Dickinson’s Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Kim Kardashian Accuses British Airways of Stealing ‘Special Items,’ So Assume That Means Sex Tape [The Superficial]
- Bruce Willis Is the Most Versatile Actor in Hollywood Right Now
[Pajiba]
- Victoria Justice Star Wars Dildo [Celeb Jihad]
- Alison Brie Talks to Conan About Her Naked College Coed Days [BroBible]

- Is this Johanna Mason? [Lainey’s Gossip]
- Olivia Munn Tasty Twitter Bikini Pictures [HollywoodTuna]
- Justin Bieber Can Physically Dominate A Grown Man Is What You’re Supposed To Believe Now [The Superficial]
- Ashley Tisdale Struts Her Ultra Fit And Sexy Little Body [Popoholic]

- Ali Larter Bikini Pics [Yeeeah!]
- LeAnn Rimes Bikini Top Pictures… Sort Of [The Grumpiest]
- Kim Kartrashian Accuses British Airways Of Stealing “Sentimental” Crap From Her Luggage [Dlisted]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

ITALY: Mark Zuckerberg & Priscilla Chan Enjoy Their Honeymoon in Capri

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While his company shaves off billions in its market capital (shares currently down 9%), newly minted billionaire CEO Mark Zuckerberg seems to be completely relaxed as he spends his romantic honeymoon with wife Priscilla Chan. The couple tied the knot last week following Facebook’s controversial IPO on May 18. The couple were spotted walking around the beautiful town of Capri and then later boarded a speedboat to cruise around the island.
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Beautiful Irina Shayk Leaving Hotel Martinez in Cannes

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After winning in Cannes for beautifying the red carpet at events including The De Grisogono Party and AmfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS Gala, with the exception of the Replay party, Irina Shayk has left Cannes but not without a few candid photos (including a little side boob) during last week’s trip leaving the Hotel Martinez. No word if she found a Billionaire Sugar Daddy during her stay but we’ll be on the lookout for wherever she turns up next, hopefully in something short showing-off her sexy legs.

Paris: Eva Longoria @ “Global Gift Gala” Hosted by Sheeva

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Held at Paris’ Hotel George V, Eva Longoria attended the Global Gift Gala hosted by jewel designer Sheeva. Eva serves as an Honorary Chair of the fundraising initiative (in collaboration with The Eva Longoria Foundation), which aims to support children and empower women. Eva isn’t stopping since Desperate Housewives is done having made her round at the Cannes Film Festival and is gearing up for the release of her new film The Baytown Disco, which Eva says is completely different from Desperate Housewives and also commented about her interest in producing.

“This isn’t really one for the girls. This is real boys’ stuff. It’s very violent. There’s a lot of blood and guts and shooting and guns.”

“The reason I love to produce is I have a very strong business mind so I like putting the pieces together. I like the creative process.

“As an actor, you don’t control anything but the performance. You don’t edit, you don’t direct, you don’t build sets, you don’t write it and you really have no control over the outcome.

“As a producer you have a lot of control so I’m kind of a control freak. I’m really bossy and I really enjoy being behind the camera and I definitely will be doing more of it.” [Source]

Madonna Changes Her Tune on Lady GaGa: Literally!

Well, I suppose we all knew it had to happen eventually: after lambasting Lady GaGa in years past as having been “obviously” influenced by her special brand of ’80s pop and even going so far as to refer to her music as “reductive”, Madonna has done a complete 180 and started to cover Lady GaGa! Yup, Madge fans and Monsters alike, you read right: Madonna covered a Lady GaGa song, specifically “Born This Way”. She was recorded in rehearsal in Tel Aviv for an upcoming concert when she suddenly burst into GaGa’s hit song from last year.

What say you? Whose version do you prefer? Is Madge being a hypocrite? Or is she submitting to the Awesomeness that is GaGa?

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