NYC: Drama Queen Alec Baldwin Takes His Daughter Ireland To Breakfast

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Before I address all the Alec Baldwin bullshit, I gotta make two points w/ regards to Alec’s 16-year-old daughter Ireland, who’s a lovechild from his first marriage to actress Kim Basinger:

1. Why do NYC 16-year-olds look like they’re 23? I know that’s a really creepy & fucked up thing to say, but it’s the truth, damn it.

2. Why’s Ireland wearing boots in 90-degree weather?! It’s supposed to be frickin’ 100 in the city today, so you’d think she’d have better sense of style, especially considering she’s a 16-year-old living in NYC’s Soho neighborhood, of all places. If she was a banker’s daughter living in the Upper East Side, then we could let it slide, but obviously that’s not the case.

Is Alec Baldwin a cranky, old douche bag yet or what? First he attacks a photographer right after getting his marriage license & then the following day, he runs around NYC covered in a white bed sheet in protest of his treatment by the papz. It’s the classic story about an attention-whoring, selfish celebrity who now has all the fame & fortune everyone fantasizes about, but doesn’t like it when photogs crawl into his personal space.

What the fuck?

Doesn’t he understand that without the fame, there’s no fortune? If you don’t want to be photographed, simply move out of your luxurious SoHo digs in NYC to some obscure town in the upstate or, better yet, somewhere in Montana or Oregon.

And, to all you Alec Baldwin fans: Just because an actor is a cranky, old douche bag doesn’t mean you can’t like his work. I still love it when Alec uses his witty sense of humor to defend his crazy actions the following day on some morning TV show or on the next episode of SNL, so let’s see what he has in store this time around.

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27 comments
spangly
spangly

you say "tiny skirt for pervs to beat off to" like its a bad thing...!

spangly
spangly

She is damn hot. I don't get the boots in the heat either but so glad he brought her out.

The Devil
The Devil

That's the rude vile pig?

Damn, between her and Eminem's daughter, there's gonna some famous dads fighting dudes in the streets real soon.....

I might have to be one of 'em.

*devil horns*

Bolt Uprite
Bolt Uprite

You can tell by her body language that she is absolutely thrilled to be there and you can also tell those legs are long enough to wrap around your face.

McPerv
McPerv

Some of that is shoes, sidewalk slant, and posture. Still, I'd guess she is an even 6 feet.

Agent666
Agent666

Pretty gal. Of course, her mother is lovely, and the dad used to be handsome...a few dozen pounds ago.

Super Secret
Super Secret

Thats a tall chick Alec Baldwin is 5'11 and his daughter has few inches on him.

1st_Class_Sgt
1st_Class_Sgt

I like his ,"No, not in the runway" commercial. I like his daughter, too. She's cute.

ObeyYourGod
ObeyYourGod

No comment that I could make about Ireland would be appropriate; so, I will make no comment. Wait, was that a comment?

McPerv
McPerv

I agree, I'd rip it right off of her. . .

jimbo
jimbo

Wow shes everybit as hot as her mum used to be

Tapper
Tapper

If that 16 y.o. girl worked at a Starbuck's and claimed to be a 21 y.o. who wanted to fuck me, I would be in jail right now. No way I would have ever guessed her to be under age.

dillan
dillan

I wouldn't let my 16 year old daughter leave the house looking like that.

McPerv
McPerv

Alec Baldwin chose to be an actor, and he's a darn good one. Paris Hilton and Kim K have chosen to be "celebrities." There's a difference. Yes having the paparazzi follow you around is a small price to pay for being rich and famous, and there are plenty of famous people who deal with it better. But it's harassment, and when they get someone like Alec Baldwin and Sean Penn, who are known to sometimes lose their tempers, I suspect the paparazzi intentionally try to be extra annoying. They get better pics and maybe even a lawsuit out of it.

And look how good he's being here, it can't be easy to do nothing as they take pics of your 16 year old, 6-foot tall daughter in a tiny skirt for pervs to beat off to. Damn if she didn't get an extra dose of some Kim Basinger genes.

skilligan
skilligan

the pap go too far, u can avoid them but why should u have to? not everyone is Kim K or Paris Hilton looking for them, there should be a balance

Moe
Moe

totally agree.

mud hen
mud hen

Damn, never would have guessed this girl is 16. Not gonna lie, if I suspected she might be on the younger side I wouldn't ask.

Noah
Noah

the papz can be avoided if they really want to be. look at Brangelina. but yeh, if you really want your morning run to the 7-11 for coffee, then don't become a celebrity. i think Alec is a doucher, at least one good reason being his idiotic political views. but his daughter is cute; let the countdown begin.

Noah
Noah

the papz can be avoided if they really want to be. look at Brangelina. but yeh, if you really want your morning run to the 7-11 for coffee, then don't become a celebrity. i think Alec is a doucher, at least one good reason being his idiotic political views. but his daughter is cute; let the countdown begin.

McPerv
McPerv

BTW, he says the paparazzi shoved the camera into his face. Some of them get way too aggressive and deserve a good shove. Now one claims Baldwin ran over his foot with a mountain bike. How the hell does that happen if you didn't stick your foot out so you can cry "victim"?

I'm on Team Alec. Fuck the paparazzi. (Yes, I see the irony in how much I enjoy paparazzi pics.)