Elsa Pataky Definitely Needs To Reassess The Whole Nanny Thing…

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

[This post assumes that chick in the Elsa Pataky pics is her nanny (doubtful, but definitely possible!).]

If you take Arnold Schwarzenegger’s shady situation into consideration, it doesn’t really matter if you choose a nanny who’s really hot or ugly b/c apparently that dude would sleep with anyone, just as long as it was convenient, but on average, I think it’s safe to assume that a hotter nanny will increase the risk of getting screwed in the infidelity department.

Now, Chris Hemsworth is a great guy and all, but let’s face it, every dude gets weak from time to time & if the stars align perfectly (i.e. Chris & Elsa have a fight, the nanny is a supermodel trying to make ends meet, Chris comes home from a long shitty day & Elsa’s out shopping…blah, blah, blah).

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6 comments
dinodan
dinodan

even if she isn't busy I would have a nanny just for changing diapers.

skilligan
skilligan

is elsa busy enough for a nanny?

My Cock Is Throbbing
My Cock Is Throbbing

Yeah, I figured it was common sense for a mom not to hire an attractive nanny, let alone one who is more attractive than you, which is the case with Elsa's nanny.

McPerv
McPerv

Plus Gwen got an ugly one so her husband won't bang her. Smart.

OOZIE
OOZIE

Wtf for pants is Gwen wearing...ugh

Noah
Noah

The hottie nanny even has the ripped sweater look going. Didn't anyone see the motion picture classic, "The Hand That Rocked The Cradle" ?? I think that movies provides all you need to know about hot nannies.