Monthly Archives: September 2012

Won’t Back Down: Film Review


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Won’t Back Down is an unfortunate movie: it’s the kind of movie with a good heart and a good message with equally good intentions . . . but which is horribly, terribly handled and ends up being little more than the average movie of the week circa 1992. We have the main character of Jamie Fitzpatrick (Maggie Gyllenhaal) who is a single mom working two jobs too busy to give much attention to her dyslexic grade-school aged daughter. Eventually, things become so intolerable for her child in school that she is compelled to join forces with a teacher named Nona (Viola Davis) to break the school from the clutches of an uncaring and indifferent bureaucracy that puts profits and teacher union rights ahead of children and their education. How noble.

It is noble. Really. But the movie is played with such “I-Believe-The-Chidlren-Are-Our-Future” cheesy earnestness that you begin to roll your eyes every time Ms. Gyllenhaal happens upon the scene to give yet another soap box speech about mothers and daughters or tell off another smarmy teacher who tries to dismiss her child as “challenged”. Gyllenhaal gives such an over-the-top and loud performance you can’t help but wonder what her aim was: perhaps she thought that if she yelled at the camera enough times she might get an Oscar nod? Meryl Streep was certainly loud and chewed up the scenery in Doubt. The difference is that character was supposed to be a virago. This one is caring mother whose decibels outweigh any real life attempt at negotiating the well-being of a child. Sorry, Maggie, this won’t be your Erin Brockovich.

Viola Davis is mercifully more restrained and gives a solid, dependable performance. The rest of the cast (which includes Holly Hunter and Rosie Perez) does its best with the material their given, though it doesn’t add up to as much as they would perhaps hope. If only director Daniel Barnz spent more time fleshing out all the characters instead of giving Maggie Gyllenhaal the lion’s share of scream time to roar.

Wow. Kanye West Is Hanging W/ Jonathan Cheeban Now?! WTF?!

Kanye West and Jonathan Cheeban leave Kim Kardashian's hotel in MiamiPhoto Credit: Pacific Coast News

Kanye’s relationship with Kim Kardashian has reached a new low. The dude was spotted getting into Jonathan Cheeban’s Bentley yesterday afternoon as they both left Kim’s Miami hotel for a few minutes so that both Kanye & Kim could take a breather from making raunchy sex tapes. We should note that Jonathan Cheeban is one of Kim’s best friends.

So, what’s next for Kanye? Dinner with fucking Satan Kardashian? Jay-Z needs to step in before it’s too late…

BREAKING!! Hilary Duff Rocks New Balance Kicks To The Gym! OW!

HIlary Duff in New Balance; Holding Chanel Shoulder bagPhoto Credit: Pacific Coast News

It’s also nice to see that Hilary uses her Chanel shoulder bag as a casual gym bag—very stylish! I’m also diggin’ how she’s adding a lot of color to her workouts, but it does seem like Hilary has a steep (really steep) climb back to her pre-pregnancy look. I’m happy she’s taking a natural approach as opposed to what most celebrities normally do (i.e. hire overpriced trainers & go under the knife). Too help make things easier, Hilz might need to pay for some consulting time w/ Jessica Alba or one of the Victoria’s Secret models to learn some workout tips. Let’s not forget that supermodel mommy Miranda Kerr wrote a book on personal wellness!

These were snapped yesterday afternoon Hilary did her best to keep a low-profile while catwalking her way to the gym. She was wearing purple tights, a grey tank & very fresh-looking New Balance workout kicks (Model: WR1400NY).

Sofia Vergara Brings The Morning Links!

Sofia Vergara Works It GoodPhoto Credit: Hollywood Tuna; Pictured: Sofia Vergara Works It Good

- Katie Holmes Is Calling Up Old Boyfriends Now, But Mostly Just Joshua Jackson [The Superficial]
- Katy Perry’s Ex-Boyfriend Killed A Lady, Then Fell Off A Roof And Died [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Girls with Snakes [Heavy]
- Genesis Rodriguez Makes Me Miss My Sega [GCeleb]
- Sarah Harding’s Awesome Upskirt of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Open Post: Hosted By A Pro-Gay PSA From Honey Boo Boo Chile [Dlisted]

- Salma Hayek: ‘Love gives me the vanity to continue caring about my weight’ [Celebitchy]
- Kate Hughes Deserves Your Full, Undivided Attention [Caveman Circus]
- Lily Carter Will Surely Make Your Day [Diry Rotten Whore, NSFW]
- College Football 2012 Week 5 Preview: Cheerleader Edition [COED Magazine]
- Katarina Ivanovska’s sexiness is on display once again [Brosome]
- Raquel Dantas is a Bundle of Joy! [Uncoached]

- Tom Cruise denies he’s dating Cameron Diaz [Lainey Gossip]
- Julia Crown will turn your frown upside down [Regretful Morning]
- Kaley Cuoco’s Twitter Pictures [CityRag]
- Layla Rose Will Hynotize You With Her Huge Breasts [NSFW] [DJMICK]
- 25 Photos of Celebrities with Crazy Eyes [EgoTV]
- CFA Ring Girl 2013 Calendar Preview [Gunaxin]

- ‘Happy Days’ Star Erin Moran Living Hard-Partying, Vagrant Lifestyle [Celebrity Smack]
- Won’t Back Fug (Maggie Gyllenhaal) [Go Fug Yourself]
- An 87 Year Old College Student Named Rose [Ned Hardy]
- Sofia Vergara: “I’m very proud of my body and the way I look” [Skinny VS Curvy]
- Kourtney Kardashian Works Out With Speedo Clad Friend [Socialite Life]
- The Wolverine [TC Magazine]

- Lacey Banghard’s Topless Bikini Photoshoot of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Creeping Emily Ratajkowski’s Twitter Account [Hollywood Tuna]
- The 20 Awesomest Beer Labels [Heavy]
- Pippa Middleton’s jeans ass [Upskt Celebs]
- Sexy Photo: All Black Lingerie. All Black Everything. [Mankind Unplugged]
- 666 Violent Games 666 violent games
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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She’s Back! Kesha Films “Die Young” Music Video Wearing A Leather One Piece

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Kesha, who’s notoriously infamous for having the worst taste when it comes to swimwear, rocked a revealing leather one piece for her new music video for “Die Young” in Los Angeles yesterday afternoon. This was one of the many outfits for the music video which will probably release before her new album “Warrior” drops on December 14. Everyone ready for really annoying music again?

The release date is curiously only a week or so before the world is supposed to end (as per the Mayan calendar), so it’ll be really sad if this is what we gotta listen to as everything blows up around us. God have mercy.

And just for fun, here’s Kesha rockin’ the grandma swimsuit in Sydney earlier this spring (for those of you who’ve already forgotten)…
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LINKS: Katharine McPhee Rocks Asics Kicks; Finds Another Use For The iPad!

Katherine McPheePhoto Credit: Pacific Coast News; Katherine McPhee makes her way around the set of NBC’s “Smash” and totes around her dogs in NYC.

- Sophia Bush In Sexy Daisy Dukes [HollywoodTuna]
- Tom Cruise Is Auditioning, Mind-Beaming, Courting, Whatever You Want To Call It, Cameron Diaz Now [The Superficial]
- GOOP 40 with Nicole Richie [Lainey’s Gossip]
- Lindsay Lohan interviewed for ‘Liz & Dick’ featurette: sad, bloated & funny? [Celebitchy]
- Demi Moore Wasn’t Legally Married To Ashton Kutcher [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
- Fabiana Semprebom Unleashes A Super Bomb Of Bikini Sexiness [Popoholic]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Odette Annable [Heavy]
- CAMERON DIAZ PANTSLESS IN A PHOTOSHOOT OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- ‘FOOL’S GIRLS’ WRECKS OUR PRODUCTIVITY [MassAppeal]

- Cameron Diaz Looks Pretty Good Here [The Blemish]
- Redneck Bikini Contest [Viralosity.tv]
- Sofia Vergara Talks Fashion, Wardrobe Malfunction And Life With Katie Couric [Socialite Life]
- Grant Bowler Must Really Hate Elizabeth Taylor [Dlisted]
- Demi Lovato’s Had Body Dysmorphia Since Age 3 [Evil Beet]
- The 50 Hottest Funny Girls of All Time [Complex]
- ALICIA KEYS STAYS BUSY IN LONDON [I’m Not Obsessed]
- JWoww is engaged [Celebslam]

- KELLY BROOK IN FHM FRANCE OCTOBER OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- 50 Cent Is Tired Of These Motherf*ckin’ Masturbaters On This Motherf*ckin’ Internet! [The Superficial]
- “Ben and Kate,” “The Mindy Project” Review: It’s Never Too Late to Grow Up [Pajiba]
- Natalie Portman Gets A Facial On The Bathroom Floor [Celeb Jihad]
- Emily Ratajkowski’s 15 Hottest Photos on Twitter and Instagram [BroBible]
- More Pictures From The Set Of “Kick-Ass 2” [Caught On Set]

- The Call from Dad [Lainey’s Gossip]
- Annalynne McCord Is A Sexy Baller [HollywoodTuna]
- So Half-Sack From ‘Sons Of Anarchy’ Murdered An 81-Year-Old Woman Then Died Falling Off A Roof [The Superficial]
- Sophia Bush In Shorty Shorts Just Made My Day [Popoholic]

- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Move Back In Together [Yeeeah!]
- Awesome Shark Tea Infuser [The Grumpiest]
- Reese Witherspoon Must Be An Arrested Development (The Hip Hop Group, Not The TV Show) Fan [Dlisted]

- WANT TO EARN $150?! If so, become a Bastardly Lady Of The Day!! (Only Hot People Should Apply) [The Bastardly]

Katherine McPheePhoto Credit: Pacific Coast News

Sugar Daddy Romain Zago Needs To Get Joanna Krupa A Better Ride

Joanna Krupa & Her Chevy SSR TruckPhoto Credit: INF Photo

The beautiful Joanna Krupa was spotted grabbing a quick lunch at Pink Taco in Los Angeles. She cruised over to the popular taco joint in her new red Cheverlot SSR convertible truck.

It’s possible the Polish-flavored model scored a product placement deal w/ Chevy where she gets a free ride & some cash to drive around Los Angeles. Definitely not a bad marketing idea, but couldn’t she have gotten a better looking ride?! It’s also possible that her sugar daddy Romain Zago’s Ferrari is still in transit from Miami, so this Chevy might just be a rental?! For Joanna’s sake, we’re hoping it’s the latter.
Joanna Krupa & Her Chevy SSR TruckPhoto Credit: INF Photo

Kristin Cavallari Less Than Two Months Following Giving Birth

Kristin CavallariPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

Kristin Cavallari, remember her?, makes her return to the site as she was spotted in L.A. showing us her post-pregnancy figure after having given birth to her son, Camden Jack, on August 8th, less than two months ago. So to remind you all, she’s engaged to Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler (for the second time) and this is their first child. Though she has practically no acting credentials we gotta give her some credit for bouncing back quickly… Jessica Simpson, please take note.

Looper: Film Review


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Bruce Willis in another movie? Yup, believe it or not, this is his sixth release of 2012. Luckily, this is one of the better ones, thanks to the performances by Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Emily Blunt who bring a freshness and (let’s just say it) youth that is usually missing from the standard Bruce Willis action flick. For an overt example of this, please watch The Expendables. (Actually, don’t: just take my word for it, it’s really bad).

This one is about an assassin named Joe (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) who works for “The Boss” (Jeff Daniels) who employs professional killers known as Loopers. Loopers are, in short, time traveling assassins who kill with a weapon known as the blunderbuss. The Looper travels through time with the victim, shoots the target, and then steps back into the future. No body to be found because it’s 30 years in the past. Brilliant, right? Sure, except when the targeted victim is the Looper himself. Ah ha!

That’s what happens when Joe encounters his future, older self (played by Bruce Willis) who has been sent into the past by a mob boss known only as “The Rainmaker” so that he can be executed by his younger self. It sounds confusing, and it kind of is, but it all quickly turns into a cat-and-mouse game when the two Joes team up and start running from the Mob. Needless to say, they don’t exactly like each other or think alike, even though they are the same person. And hat’s off to Gordon-Leviit for getting all of Willis’s trademark facial ticks and expressions down to a science.

Emily Blunt shows up halfway through as a Kansas mom who had a relationship with Joe. Did they have kids? I’m not entirely sure, because the movie offers a lot of parallel storylines that may or may not be true. In the end, it only adds to the confusion. But then, that’s part of the excitement. Looper isn’t the smartest action thriller you’ve seen, but it is definitely the most fun you’ll have at one this season. It also happens to be the best Bruce Willis movie to emerge since Moonrise Kingdom in which he also had a supporting part. I think his days as a leading man are officially over.

NYC: Olivia Wilde arrives at “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart”

Photo Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

Olivia Wilde looked her usual beautiful self as she visit The Daily Show last night. Olivia’s appeared in a bunch of films this year most recently in The Words along with People Like Us and it doesn’t stop there. Up next for her are Butter (also starring Jennifer Garner, Ashley Greene, Alicia Silvestone, and Ty Burrell), Deadfall (also starring Eric Bana, Kate Mara, Kris Kristofferson, and Sissy Spacek), and The Longest Week, the upcoming romantic comedy also starring Jason Bateman and Billy Crudup. Here’s some plot info:

Affluent and aimless, Conrad Valmont (Bateman) lives a life of leisure in his parent’s prestigious Manhattan Hotel. In the span of one week, he finds himself evicted, disinherited, and… in love. [IMDb]

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