Posts from July 2014

Quentin Tarantino Eyeing Johnny Depp and Meryl Streep For Future Project

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 0

quentin-tarantino-johnny-depp-work-together-one-day

“We’re obviously fans of each other. It just needs to be the right character.”[HP]

With Django Unchained rocking both the box-office and most film critics’ Best of 2012 lists, Quentin Tarantino is eying his next blood-soaked magnum opus, and if he gets his way, it could star Johnny Depp and Meryl Streep.

Tarantino and Johnny Depp have apparently been trying to work together on a film now for ages, and it looks like the writer-director is working on coming up with just the right project. He says of Depp, “We would love to work together. We’ve talked about it for years. Not that we get together and talk about it for years, but from time to time. We’re obviously fans of each other. It just needs to be the right character. I just need to write the right character that I think Johnny would be the right guy to do it with. And if he agrees, then we’ll do it. And then it’ll be magical. I haven’t written the perfect character for Johnny Depp as of yet. Maybe someday I will, maybe someday I won’t. We’ll see.”

Tarantino is also looking to cast The Great One, a.k.a Meryl Streep, in one of his upcoming features. “I actually think we’d get along like a house on fire, even though I don’t really know her,” he confesses.

We all feel that way, Quent. We all do.

View All Photos ›

SYDNEY: Jonah Hill Hangs w/ Leonardo DiCaprio; Definitely Had New Year’s Eve Sex

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 0
Leonardo DiCaprio & Jonah Hill

Photo Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

View All Photos ›

As we write this post, it’s already 3:30 AM on January 1st, 2013, so we’re pretty sure Leonardo DiCaprio is just finishing up with third supermodel while Jonah Hill is probably getting started w/ his second hottie of the New Year (one of Leo’s rejects, of couse).

Aside from filming “Moneyball” with Brad Pitt, Jonah Hill’s lunch with Leonardo DiCaprio yesterday afternoon at Iceburgs in Sydney, Australia ranks at least in the top three of all his career achievements. The two actors are co-stars in director Quentin Tarantino’s latest flick “Django Unchained,” which is currently out in theaters. They’re probably in the city to do some promotional work for their new film.

View All Photos ›

Jessica Biel: “I want to ACT!”

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 3

JessicaBiel_0015

“I was looking for something violent, I was looking for something dark, and scary, and sexy. My ego was huge.”[THR]

Oh to bear the burden of world-renowned beauty. At least that’s what Jessica Biel claims she has had to contend with as she fought her way from supporting TV series regular to big screen bombshell . . . ultimately realizing that she’d rather be Meryl Streep than Farrah Fawcett. She wants to act, y’all.

Check out this insightful interview in which she reveals the process she went through to win the role of Vera Miles in the new film Hitchcock. She’s proved she’s got the talent to match her ambition, now she only needs to find the right opportunities. And not let those cheekbones and the Maybelline get in the way.

View All Photos ›

Kim Kardashian Pregnancy Announced by Her Baby Daddy (In Mid-Concert)

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 4

Further proof this holiday season that there is no god (at least not a kind and benevolent one), Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are expecting . . . a child.

Yes, you read right: the first sign of the apocalypse has been realized. The third generation of reality television starring Kardashians is now confirmed. Kimmy K’s baby daddy Kanye West announced in the middle of an Atlanta concert that he was going to be a father, and Kim Kardashian is in fact the mother of his child.

They also then took the marriment to Twitter where mother-to-be filled techspace with messages like, “”KIMYE!!!!! Keeping secrets is hard with so many family members! Especially when you are so freaking excited!!!!! LOVE is everything!!!!”

Look for further such declamatory statements and overuse of exclamation points in the next nine months. Followed by Baby Kimye’s own line of designer baby wear and a reality show on Bravo, E!, or both. (Yup, this is happening).

View All Photos ›

MoeJackson 2012: Russell Simmons Named King Sugar Daddy of the Year

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 3
Russell Simmons & his ladies

Photo Credit: FameFlynet Pictures, Splash News Online, Pacific Coast News, WENN

View All Photos ›

We gotta run with Russell Simmons on this one, but our shortlist of King Sugar Daddies included Simon Cowell, Eddie Murphy, A-Rod, George Clooney & the mighty Leonardo DiCaprio. We’ll do a poll w/ all five just for the hell of it, but I think it’s safe to say that Russell Simmons is well deserving of the King Sugar Daddy of the Year honor. The guy keeps numerous supermodels smiling, regardless of whether he’s taking them shopping in luxury off-Broadway stores in SoHo or if he’s busy doing his various Yoga exercises on beautiful beaches of Miami or St. Barts!

We don’t know whether it’s Buddhism or what, but the guy is always smiling & looks like he’s having the time of his life. That might be because he has $350 million stashed away in various liquid investments & presumably steps out in front of cameras right after having sex w/ a woman who’s 30 years younger (Russ is 55), but hey, at least he’s happy, right? I feel like Russell Simmons learned his lesson about shitty marriages following his experience w/ Kimora Lee, so now he just enjoys life by cutting all the relationship drama & sleeping w/ beautiful women for the simple pleasure of sleeping with them. If they get overly dramatic or want something long-term, Russell’s relationship team cuts them loose. You see, it makes the process much easier when all parties understand their roles—Russell knows he has to cover all the expenses while the chick knows she’s there for the sole purpose of pleasuring Russell, in & out of the bedroom. With that in hand, many congrats to Russell! Cheers to a hottie-packed 2013! OW!

View All Photos ›

Victoria Silvstedt Reading “Fifty Shades of Grey” on Miami Beach

  by 1
Victoria Silvstedt reading Fifty Shades of Grey

Photo Credit: WENN

View All Photos ›

Taking time out of her busy schedule, Victoria Silvstedt was spotted on Miami Beach reading “Fifty Shades of Grey”. As a marketing ploy for potential customers she wanted to remind potential suitors that she indeed is able to read. Along with that, Victoria decided that rather than just one designer handbag, she had to bring two to the beach, a Louis Vuitton and a Hermes. Well, assuming that she didn’t pay for either of those handbags herself, they can serve her well as beach bags. Anyway, we’re sure Victoria’s going rate for New Year’s Eve jumps like a hotel room in Manhattan so guesses our out on the fee for paid to have Victoria ring in the new year, may that poor schmuck get his money’s worth.

View All Photos ›

“Made in Chelsea” Rosie Fortescue Enjoys The Sun On Miami Beach

  by 0

Photo Credit: WENN

View All Photos ›

Having been outdone by her hotter sister, Lily Fortescue, we had to show some love to Made in Chelsea star Rosie Fortescue. You can file Rosie under the “Who The Hell Is This?” category too since all we can really report (after visiting the MiC Wiki page) is that she’s a fashion blogger and has appeared on the show since season one. Yeah, that’s about it. How about heading back over to look at Lily in her bikini instead.

View All Photos ›

Nicole Minetti Enjoys A Bootylicious Bikini Day On Miami Beach

  by 2
Nicole Minetti - Bikini Pics in Miami

Photo Credit: WENN

View All Photos ›

Nicole Minetti, the Italian showgirl caught up in the Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi sex scandal enjoyed a day on Miami Beach. Earlier this year we caught Nicole as she hit up the beaches in Malibu and really aside from that we really don’t know who the hell she is or how old she is. Either way, it’s really just all about that booty, how does it stack up to fellow Italian-hottie Claudia Romani?

View All Photos ›
1234567...Last »