The Bikini Booty Matchup - Candice Swanepoel vs Sophie Turner

January 30, 2013 Moe 38 comments

Candice, Sophie, Candice, Sophie…blah, blah, blah! There can only be one, damn it!

As part of our MoeJackson After Hours offerings for tonight we’re shinning the spotlight on everyone’s favorite body part, the bikini booty. Even though we have a feeling where this matchup will go, we’re still going to run with the poll simply to listen to each side defend their booty of choice. Remember, we’re taking into account only the booty for this matchup, so don’t slim-shady your way up to the face since that will give one of the girls an unfair advantage.

Anyway, without further do-do, choose your favorite booty:

Check the full posts:
ST. BARTS: Candice Swanepoel Workin’ Her Booty During VS Bikini Shoot
Queen Booty Sophie Turner Works Her Bikini Body in Sydney!

tagged with Bastardly Matchups, Candice Swanepoel, Sophie Turner

RoxyGilmour

So Sophie’s ass is pretty much perfect, round and perky and smooth, but I still prefer Candice overall.
skilligan

booty to me it isn’t even close Sophie wins EASY, overall is different but booty is a blowout
MundoLopez1

Hard to choose…depends on what the mood is….if you’re craving sex…Sophie…if you just want to make out, Candice..either way, I wouldn’t mind either one, or both..
- MoeJackson
  
  MundoLopez1
  haha. I like how you’ve thought through all the possibilities.
bryanzee

Candice looks nicer to me even though Sophie does have an amazing ass.

Match up Sophie with Biel if were talking about nice big booties here. Make this the cut off though, anything bigger is just disgusting.
- IamLegend_2000
  
  bryanzee when they get too big it just looks more like a fat granny ass to me….urk
lenilovesfeet

Candice has better face, Sophie has nicer ass. Both are tall, both have amazing figures. Hmm, I’ll go with Sophie’s, she has a nice thickness to her without being too bulky or too athletic.
Bozz

Sophie’s back is arched like centaur’s back.
- Bozz
  
  I guess that’s a compliment?
curvefan

I cast a write-in vote for Jessica Biel.
curvefan

Sophie has the better ass but Candice would age a lot better. I could get away with taking Candice home to my parents but not Sophie.
- petro
  
  cowbulls I think actually Sophie’s personality is a lot better than Candices. I follow them both on twitter and Sophie is smart and pretty funny. Candice can probably only talk about her modelly her model life is being a model.
  - curvefan
    
    @petro cowbulls
    Imagine what people
    would think if you walked in to a reunion with Candice on your arm. I think I
    could pull that off. But walk into the same reunion with Sophie on my arm and
    I’m thinking people would think she was a working woman. Again I’d rather do Sophie
    but she’s just too extreme to go main stream.
    - MoeJackson
      
      cowbulls I think people would think I brought a prostitute
    - craig ferguson
      
      cowbulls @petro Call me old fashioned but if its true that Sophie is a lawyer then I guarantee Sophie would have more to offer at your reunion than a girl who wears underwear for a living. One would immediately seem cute and bimbo, the other would seem sexy and smart.
Nobodysfaultbutmine

Sophie, because her ass looks great in anything. A bikini, jeans, or a tight fitting dress. Candice has a nice ass, too, but I like Sophie’s more.
McP

The results are absurd, Candice looks great, but clearly a lot of people have voted on personality, or face, or something other than ass. Sophie should have every vote.
- MoeJackson
  
  McP Maybe we should’ve just cropped out the asses to avoid confusion.
  
  NEXT TIME!
- MoeJackson
  
  McP Maybe we should’ve just cropped out the asses to avoid confusion.
  
  NEXT TIME!
- MoeJackson
  
  McP Maybe we should’ve just cropped out the asses to avoid confusion.
  
  NEXT TIME!
GrgeCdnBastard

I am going to send Moe a DVD for bringing FoxyRoxy back.
- MoeJackson
  
  GrgeCdnBastard
  Now we just need to bring the turkish bombshell d55 back… ha. I think she hates us though.
  - GrgeCdnBastard
    
    @MoeJackson GrgeCdnBastard That would mean postings with three hundred comments again.
  - Bozz
    
    MoeJackson We also need to bring back Goliano… lol jk no.
- RoxyGilmour
  
  GrgeCdnBastard LOL! No! Send ME a DVD 😛
- RoxyGilmour
  
  GrgeCdnBastard LOL! No! Send ME a DVD 😛
IamLegend_2000

whiole I did vote for Candice, being honest I woulden’t toss either outta bed for eating crackers in it.
- IamLegend_2000
  
  oops I ment to say “WHILE I did vote” sorry….*puts cone of shame on*
  - MoeJackson
    
    IamLegend_2000 don’t forget about the “edit” button!
    - IamLegend_2000
      
      MoeJackson IamLegend_2000 “EDIT BUTTON”??? where????
    - MoeJackson
      
      IamLegend_2000
      Wait a minute, so when you hover over your own comment, you don’t see an edit button? Hmm…
    - IamLegend_2000
      
      MoeJackson IamLegend_2000 Not the one you said. I see share, flag & delete…..tho sometimes I only see two of them????? Thought it was the same for everyone. so it’s just me huh? yea last year os so has kinda been like that, oh well at least it’s consistent.
    - MoeJackson
      
      IamLegend_2000
      Wait a minute, so when you hover over your own comment, you don’t see an edit button? Hmm…
nybiggs

I can’t jekyll and hyde body parts.. candice all day…
JPRIchardson

Sophie is a living sex doll of ideal proportions, but my guess is that Candice’s small butt is more natural than Sophie’s. My vote goes for Candice for having a natural body. I would like to see Candice with a couple of extra pounds, though.
- ImOnABoat
  
  @JPRIchardson I do not think there is anything ‘unnatural’ about Sophie’s butt, other than it is unnaturally awesome.
  - JPRichardson
    
    @ImOnABoat - Well, you’re wrong: http://famousplastic.net/2011/04/12/sophie-turner-is-turning-into-coco/
Haley

From the main pic Sophie has a tinier waist too.