Which other website on the net can feature a chick like Claudia Romani wearing an ass-hugging mini dress in one post & then follow that with a matchup featuring world-famous dwarf, Verne Troyer? If you’re ever thinking, “God, what the fuck am I doing on this piece of shit site that changes every fucking day?,” then always remember one thing: while most gossip sites feature somewhat predictable content, we on the other hand, can pull anything out of ass at any given time. Sure that works against us 98% of the time, but fuck it!
Anyway, here’s Verne Troyer getting in some quality exercise on a scooter in Malibu. The dude is so cool that he stopped off to chat w/ fans and even got his face licked by a random-ass dog! Fucking awesome. I don’t think I can remember any other celebrity in the past eight years showing this much love. Major props to Verne.
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Still can't believe how tiny he is.
"The tiny one can't take a hint, hahahaha. He doesn't understand he is small".
This post is my favorite post on Bastardly.
This and that one time when Nookies promised to suck everybody's dick if Glimmer promised to post his selfie.
@Bozz What? When did that happen? LOL!
@RoxyGilmour @Bozz yeah but only his body not his face though... and after that he left the website, never to be seen again.
@Bozz @RoxyGilmour Oh wow! So wait, Glimmer actually posted his picture? And I missed it?
@RoxyGilmour Nookies made a promise to suck everybody's dick if Glimmer dare to post his photo and Glimmer did and apparently Nookies isn't a man of his word. hahahahaha.
never cared for him after the surreal life performance, urinating everywhere on that scooter