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Starring The Office star Craig Robinson, Peeples is the latest comedy from mega-prolific producer Tyler Perry. The movie stars Robinson as a husband-to-be who does his best to impress the parents of his fiancé, played by Kerry Washington. The film releases May 10 and also features Ana Gasteyer and S. Epatha Merkerson.
Stoker is one of the better films you’ll see all year if no other reason than that it tries to do something genuinely different in the horror genre and ends up succeeding. Kind of. Mostly.
The story is about a young girl named India (Mia Wasikowska) whose father dies suddenly in a car accident. The girl’s mother, Evelyn (played by Nicole Kidman), is a testament to the icy cold maternal monster the stuff child abuse legends are made of. She isn’t violent, but abusive in the sense that she has almost no ability to ascertain her daughter’s needs. Mother’s needs come first and last; she is a maternal sociopath.
One day, India’s Uncle Charlie shows up. As her deceased father’s brother, you would suspect that he arrives to fill the role of father in her half orphaned life; actually, he comes to wreak havoc on her life in ways that are almost too creepy to name. She has never met him before, yet she has heard a few things about him. None of it, of course, is true. This becomes especially apparent when a sexual relationship erupts between Charlie and Evelyn.
The film is memorable for being a hybrid of horror-thriller-melodrama. It is an homage to Hitchcock in that it is obviously inspired by Norman Bates. Wasikowska and Kidman play their parts effortlessly (Kidman seems to be the go-to gal for icy mothers these days), but Matthew Goode carries the picture with his chilling portrayal of Uncle Charlie. An underutilized and under-recognized actor, this should boost his career prospects far beyond what they have been to date.
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Top Row: Behati Prinsloo, Cameron Russell, Candice Swanepoel, Erin Heatherton
Bottom Row: Lais Ribeiro, Lily Aldridge, Miranda Kerr, Toni Garrn
It’s time for another round of Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Catalogue photos! Honestly we’re not sure if we’ve posted a lot of duplicates from other VS Catalogue posts featuring the beauties in lingerie but who cares? We can always find a reason to have a poll! And no, we’re not assuming Candice will easily take this round; Miranda is a choice and as usual, this is multiple choice.
What a surpise, yes, there are models to post in actual clothing rather than all the lingerie we’ve been flooding the site but we’re assuming there’s no complaints, right? Anyway, introducing to you, the beautiful Spanish model Alejandra Alonso. She’s modeled for Armani Exchange and Victoria’s Secret back in 2011 along with Chanel. Looks like she’s slowly building up her portfolio and hopefully the next time we see Alejandra it’ll be in atleast 80% less clothing.
What happened to all the old-school ways of getting into the Guinness Book of World Records like being freakishly tall & growing your fingers nails out really long? believe it or not, but big-boobied-fashionista Amy Childs attempted to break the Guinness World Record for most people being sptray tanned at the same time. So, what the fuck was the previous record?! Oh wait, I don’t give a shit.
These were snapped on Monday (Feb. 25) at a professional beauty trade event held at the ExCel Centre in London.
We’re a little late on this one, but have to get this bad-boy into our archives since it’s a mugshot for the ages. Oakland Raiders defensive tackle Desmond Bryant, who’s coincidentally entering the unrestricted free agent marketing a few weeks, attended Harvard on an academic scholarship after scoring a 1230 on his SAT & holding up a 4.2 GPA in high school, so who the hell says Ivy leaguers can’t party?!
The poor guy was arrested on Sunday in Miami and charged with a misdemeanor count of criminal mischief. With NFL players killing girlfriends & committing suicide, getting arrested for drinking too much is seriously a minor infraction. Let’s just hope Desmond gets some professional help before he ends up hurting himself or somebody else.
With a crazy cast that includes the likes of 7’2″ Kareem Abdul-Jabbar to morbidly obese comedian Louie Anderson to Chelsea Handler’s dwarf assistant Chuy Bravo (wait, he’s a dwarf, right?!), the show looks like it’ll be really funny when it premieres March 19. We’ve included some recent photos of the show’s celebrity contestants as they continue their training on the diving board.