Pictured: Justin Bieber, Ella-Paige Roberts Clark & Justin’s Clubbing Bitches
Believe it or not, the shirtless photo was snapped BEFORE Justin kicked off celebrations for his 19th birthday party. The dude returned shirtless to his hotel following his final gig as an 18-year-old in Birmingham on Thursday night. Apparently it was freezing in London last night, but judging by the expression on his face, you can tell he feels just fine thanks the alcohol & drugs.
When most kids turn 19, they get trashed in the privacy of their own dorm rooms or a house party thrown by older classmates, but when you’re Justin Bieber, you fly yourself to a country where you can legally drink at 18 & more importantly, the age of consent is 16. Justin’s new rumored girl, model & aspiring singer Ella-Paige Roberts Clarke (definitely needs to shorten up that name), is only 17 & was once again spotted out with him as J-Beebs hit up clubs with his ladies & even grabbed kebabs at the Lebanese joint Shishawi (gotta hit this place up next time in London!). Justin’s 19th birthday celebration started with a large number of girls & then as the night went on & it was tine to return to his hotel room at around 6AM, the group kept getting smaller & smalle, ultimately leaving Ella-Paige to sneak her way into Justin’s hotel room.
I wonder what’s going through Selena’s head when she looks at these pics (and yes, she’s definitely looking at them!)? Is she laughing it up or missing the good times? I gotta admit, all the partying does seem like a lot fun, but when you’re in a relationship, you don’t normally return to your hotel shirtless or have the opportunity party countless girls—ultimately to take a few back to the hotel for some private partying in the nude. Don’t forget that, Justin. I finally think Justin’s using his fame & fortune the right way, except he should tone things down just a little because what’s the point of having the Unlimited Lifetime Booty Pass if you die young of a drug overdose or remain unconscious most of the time because you’re an alcoholic?
Since we brought up Selena, let’s do one of our stupid matchups:
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Tool with the most absurd style.
He's 19 now? wtf yesterday he was still 13. fuck.
That beaver-toothed schmuck is scoring that tail?! His inadequate showing that leaves them soon to forget, they need some action that they'd never dreamed of , never saw in their wildest dreams.
Ripped bods come pretty easily at that age, but if he keeps bulking & cutting up at the speed he has been lately, I wouldn't be surprised if his regimen included more than just a daily vitamin.
both his girls are on the same level, stupid for dating a moron like him