Jake Gyllenhaal Dating S.I. Swimsuit Issue Rookie Emily DiDonato! That Bastard!
DAAAAAMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN YYYOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKEEEE!!!
As we mentioned in earlier posts, Emily DiDonato was our choice for S.I. Swimsuit Rookie of the Year, but sadly the 22-year-old model from New York didn’t get any love in the votes department (she came in last). Don’t feel too sorry for Emily because apparently she’s been dating sugar daddy Jake Gyllenhaal since the couple met in a spin class at SoulCycle in Manhattan a couple months back. A source tells Us magazine that Jake hits up the studio every once in a while when he’s in the city & let’s the girls take notice, upon when he probably chooses one of them to take back to his pimp pad. That bastard!
As some of you might remember, Jake’s other high profile relationship was back in late 2011 when he spent a few months unsuccessfully trying to get Taylor Swift to open her legs. He dumped her ass real quick & even earned himself a song on her latest album “Red” (song: ‘All Too Well’). I don’t think Jake goes a week without sex, so another famous chick he dated was Minka Kelly last summer & then upgraded to Emily later in the fall. Definitely not a bad streak, especially considering Minka & Emily aren’t virgins like Taylor!