Monthly Archives: March 2013

Peta Murgatroyd @ McDonald’s Premium McWrap Launch Party

Peta Murgatroyd took time away from Dancing With The Stars rehearsal to attend the McDonald’s Premium McWrap Launch Party at Paramount Pictures Studios in Hollywood. McDonalds upped their talent budget by inviting the likes of Khloe Kardashian, Lisa Rinna, and a bunch of Real Housewives to the event. As for the McWrap, it’s McDonald’s attempt to boost sales and directly compete with Subway. Hopefully the Chicken McWrap will do better for than the company the those Fishy McBites.

Eva Mendes @ "The Place Beyond the Pines" NYC Premiere

Eva Mendes stars as Romina in the new film The Place Beyond the Pines which held its New York premiere last night at Landmark Sunshine Cinema. This crime drama stars Ryan Gosling, Bradley Cooper, Rose Byrne, and Ray Liotta. After having premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival last year, the film is now in theaters. Check out The Place Beyond the Pines official website for showtimes and more informatiom.

A mysterious and mythical motorcycle racer, Luke (Ryan Gosling), drives out of a traveling carnival globe of death and whizzes through the backstreets of Schenectady, New York, desperately trying to connect with a former lover, Romina (Eva Mendes), who recently and secretly gave birth to the stunt rider’s son. In an attempt to provide for his new family, Luke quits the carnival life and commits a series of bank robberies aided by his superior riding ability. [Wiki]

Eva Mendes @ “The Place Beyond the Pines” NYC Premiere

Eva Mendes stars as Romina in the new film The Place Beyond the Pines which held its New York premiere last night at Landmark Sunshine Cinema. This crime drama stars Ryan Gosling, Bradley Cooper, Rose Byrne, and Ray Liotta. After having premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival last year, the film is now in theaters. Check out The Place Beyond the Pines official website for showtimes and more informatiom.

A mysterious and mythical motorcycle racer, Luke (Ryan Gosling), drives out of a traveling carnival globe of death and whizzes through the backstreets of Schenectady, New York, desperately trying to connect with a former lover, Romina (Eva Mendes), who recently and secretly gave birth to the stunt rider’s son. In an attempt to provide for his new family, Luke quits the carnival life and commits a series of bank robberies aided by his superior riding ability. [Wiki]

'G.I. Joe: Retaliation' L.A. Premiere: Adrianne Palicki Showed Off Implants

Following a number of premieres at various cities across the globe, co-stars Adrianne Palicki, Bruce Willis, & Dwayne Johnson enjoyed one final red carpet premiere for their latest film “G.I. Joe: Retaliation,” which hits theaters today. As we said earlier, if you want to be visually raped by CGI special effects, don’t miss this one.

Adrianne Palicki once again wore a plunging dress to showcase her bolt-ons. I know most of you bastards don’t really give a shit, but the large space between those things makes them look very weird. We’re gonna assume she saved cash and didn’t go with a reputable Beverly Hills plastic surgeon.

Here’s more about the film:

After the G.I. Joes are framed as traitors by Zartan, who is still impersonating the President of the United States, the Cobra Commander now has all the world leaders under Cobra’s control, with their advanced warheads aimed at innocent populaces around the world. Outnumbered and out gunned, the Joes form a plan with the original G.I. Joe General Joseph Colton to overthrow the Cobra Commander and his allies Zartan, Storm Shadow and Firefly.[Source]

Trailer:

Here are others who were also in attenandace:

Pictured: Dwayne Johnson, Lauren Hashian, Emma Heming, Bruce Willis & Rumer Willis

Pictured: Pictured: Rebecca Da Costa, Elena Samodanova, Lisa Leslie & Elodie Yung

‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ L.A. Premiere: Adrianne Palicki Showed Off Implants

G.I. Joe: Retaliation LA premiere

Following a number of premieres at various cities across the globe, co-stars Adrianne Palicki, Bruce Willis, & Dwayne Johnson enjoyed one final red carpet premiere for their latest film “G.I. Joe: Retaliation,” which hits theaters today. As we said earlier, if you want to be visually raped by CGI special effects, don’t miss this one.

Adrianne Palicki once again wore a plunging dress to showcase her bolt-ons. I know most of you bastards don’t really give a shit, but the large space between those things makes them look very weird. We’re gonna assume she saved cash and didn’t go with a reputable Beverly Hills plastic surgeon.

Here’s more about the film:

After the G.I. Joes are framed as traitors by Zartan, who is still impersonating the President of the United States, the Cobra Commander now has all the world leaders under Cobra’s control, with their advanced warheads aimed at innocent populaces around the world. Outnumbered and out gunned, the Joes form a plan with the original G.I. Joe General Joseph Colton to overthrow the Cobra Commander and his allies Zartan, Storm Shadow and Firefly.[Source]

Trailer:

Here are others who were also in attenandace:

Dwayne Johnson, Lauren Hashian,  Emma Heming, Bruce Willis & Rumer Willis

Pictured: Dwayne Johnson, Lauren Hashian, Emma Heming, Bruce Willis & Rumer Willis

Rebecca Da Costa, Elena Samodanova, Lisa Leslie & Elodie Yung Where: Los Angeles, C

Pictured: Pictured: Rebecca Da Costa, Elena Samodanova, Lisa Leslie & Elodie Yung

March Madness Hotties Bracket – Sweet 16 – REST OF THE WORLD

In this latest round we’re including five hand-picked images for each remaining chick (thanks, Google Images!), so make sure you bastards carefully analyze each photo before placing your vote. You never know, there might be an image in the gallery that might just change your vote in favor of the other person. Remember to place your vote in the other regions: West, Europe, & East.

Also, gotta thank Gabbo for the idea to do the March Madness Hotties Tournament. All analysis comes from him, as well.

1 Candice Swanepoel vs 5 Adriana Lima

Quick Analysis: Battle of 2 titans. You know them, you love them.

2 Miranda vs 6 Nina Dobrev

Quick Analysis: Canada’s #1 temporarily stopped the VS train. Was taking out Irina Shyak the biggest upset so far? Can she win another?

VOTE IN OTHER REGIONS: West, Europe, & East

March Madness Hotties Bracket – Sweet 16 – EUROPE

In this latest round we’re including five hand-picked images for each remaining chick (thanks, Google Images!), so make sure you bastards carefully analyze each photo before placing your vote. You never know, there might be an image in the gallery that might just change your vote in favor of the other person. Remember to place your vote in the other regions: East, West, & Rest of the World.

Also, gotta thank Gabbo for the idea to do the March Madness Hotties Tournament. All analysis comes from him, as well.

1 Kate Beckinsale vs 5 Diane Kruger

Quick Analysis: I know there were some really dedicated individuals clicking away in an ebay like snipe bid, but Diane has prevailed. Moe thanks you for the extra clicks.

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7 Kelly Brook vs 3 Nina Agdal

Quick Analysis: It’s a opposites battle with 2 polarizing individuals. Will Kelly’s experience prove the deciding factor?

VOTE IN OTHER REGIONS: East, West, & Rest of the World.

March Madness Hotties Bracket – Sweet 16 – WEST

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In this latest round we’re including five hand-picked images for each remaining chick (thanks, Google Images!), so make sure you bastards carefully analyze each photo before placing your vote. You never know, there might be an image in the gallery that might just change your vote in favor of the other person. Remember to place your vote in the other regions: East, Europe, & Rest of the World.

Also, gotta thank Gabbo for the idea to do the March Madness Hotties Tournament. All analysis comes from him, as well.

1 Jennifer Lawrence vs 5 Mila Kunis

Quick Analysis: After both having won close matches, the 2 It women of the moment on movie screens do battle against each other.

15 Amber Heard vs 3 Maria Menounos

Quick Analysis: With all the gay rights talk/movement happening currently in real life, Amber winning the whole thing would be pretty progressive. Moe ahead of the curve, imagine that.

VOTE IN OTHER REGIONS: East, Europe, & Rest of the World

March Madness Hotties Bracket – Sweet 16 – EAST

In this latest round we’re including five hand-picked images for each remaining chick (thanks, Google Images!), so make sure you bastards carefully analyze each photo before placing your vote. You never know, there might be an image in the gallery that might just change your vote in favor of the other person. Remember to place your vote in the other regions: West, Europe, & Rest of the World.

Also, gotta thank Gabbo for the idea to do the March Madness Hotties Tournament. All analysis comes from him, as well.

1 Olivia Wilde vs 4 Jessica Alba

Quick Analysis: Olivia is trouncing the field so far as a #1 should. Alba/Biel should have more than just headshots though, right?

7 Scarlett Johansson vs 6 Kate Upton

Quick Analysis: Much to the dismay of the board commenters, Kate Upton rolled up another win. How will she do against Scar Jo whose been on even more magazine covers?

VOTE IN OTHER REGIONS: West, Europe, & Rest of the World.

Temptation: Film Review


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If you had the foolish inkling that Tyler Perry’s Temptation would be anything other than a voyeuristic sojourn into the bed of a sexy woman and her male cohorts, well, you are emphatically, resoundingly wrong. Perry has, for the most part, made comedic films up to this point. As hard as is it is for me to say this, after seeing his first “provocative” drama, I hope he dons the Madea drag again and starts wailing “Hallelujer!”

The story revolved around a marriage counselor named Judith who looks like a supermodel. Why anyone with those cheekbones would deign to pursue a career in anything other than professional modeling would seem to be a mystery. She is used to counseling couples through the rough patches of their relationships. And then when she meets the right guy, she seems to forget her professional obligations and decides that they should hit the sheets, do the nasty, and then do the nasty a lot more times.

Perry purports in the prerelease press that the film is about “restlessness” and the ability to be “tempted”. Frankly, I thought it was about how often you have to change the sheets with so many different men’s wet spots on your sheets. It also probably doesn’t help that the supporting cast comprises one Ms. Kim Kardashian, cast as a lady friend named Ava, who offers more relationship advice than Dr. Phil.

Now if that ain’t acting, I don’t know what is.

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