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LONDON: Justin Bieber’s Wild 19th Birthday Night; Return To Hotel Shirtless & Wasted

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Justin Bieber, Ella-Paige Roberts Clark & Justin's Clubbing Bitches

Pictured: Justin Bieber, Ella-Paige Roberts Clark & Justin’s Clubbing Bitches

Believe it or not, the shirtless photo was snapped BEFORE Justin kicked off celebrations for his 19th birthday party. The dude returned shirtless to his hotel following his final gig as an 18-year-old in Birmingham on Thursday night. Apparently it was freezing in London last night, but judging by the expression on his face, you can tell he feels just fine thanks the alcohol & drugs.

When most kids turn 19, they get trashed in the privacy of their own dorm rooms or a house party thrown by older classmates, but when you’re Justin Bieber, you fly yourself to a country where you can legally drink at 18 & more importantly, the age of consent is 16. Justin’s new rumored girl, model & aspiring singer Ella-Paige Roberts Clarke (definitely needs to shorten up that name), is only 17 & was once again spotted out with him as J-Beebs hit up clubs with his ladies & even grabbed kebabs at the Lebanese joint Shishawi (gotta hit this place up next time in London!). Justin’s 19th birthday celebration started with a large number of girls & then as the night went on & it was tine to return to his hotel room at around 6AM, the group kept getting smaller & smalle, ultimately leaving Ella-Paige to sneak her way into Justin’s hotel room.

I wonder what’s going through Selena’s head when she looks at these pics (and yes, she’s definitely looking at them!)? Is she laughing it up or missing the good times? I gotta admit, all the partying does seem like a lot fun, but when you’re in a relationship, you don’t normally return to your hotel shirtless or have the opportunity party countless girls—ultimately to take a few back to the hotel for some private partying in the nude. Don’t forget that, Justin. I finally think Justin’s using his fame & fortune the right way, except he should tone things down just a little because what’s the point of having the Unlimited Lifetime Booty Pass if you die young of a drug overdose or remain unconscious most of the time because you’re an alcoholic?

Since we brought up Selena, let’s do one of our stupid matchups:

Selena Gomez vs Ella-Paige Roberts Clark

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Trailer Watch: “Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2”

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You might be shocked to know that the summer movie season is upon us. Yes, it is March, and in 2013 the summer movies are opening in April (i.e. next month). So get ready for a slew of animated sequels in 2013, including the sequel to the popular Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

Featuring the voices of Bill Hader, Will Forte, Anna Faris, Neil Patrick Harris, and Andy Samberg, the movie follows Lockwood’s return to his homeland where new dangers (and deliciousness) are afoot. The film releases September 27.

Harry Styles: Villain of the Year???

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“The floppy-haired singer took it all in stride. He ‘thanked’ NME for the honors, tweeting from the band’s Glasgow, Scotland, tour stop.”[HuffPo]

Why is it that whenever a satire-based establishment wants to name someone or something “The Worst Of” they always end up picking a teenager? Or someone pretending to be a teenager (we’re looking at you Robert Pattinson)?

Case in point: the NME Awards have named Harry Styles “Villain of the Year” and One Direction has also been christened the “Worst Band”. Yeowch.

We’re not sure why Styles was singled out to be the living embodiment of all that is vile and cruel, but perhaps Taylor Swift was on the judging panel? According to those in the know, he beat out such formidable competition as Prime Minister David Cameron, “Gangnam Style” artist PSY, producer Skrillex, rapper Azealia Banks and indie rocker Fred Macpherson.

To Styles we have but one reassurance: someone else is dumping Taylor Swift as we speak.

21 And Over: Film Review

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It’s a little hard to believe that Hollywood has never really ventured so explicitly into the realm of underage drinking with more abandon than it has in the new fratboy comedy 21 and Over. Is there a more surefire way to attract gazillions of teenage boys and their expendable allowances into cinemas than to show their screen idols upchucking between jaeger bombs? Methinks not.

Well, better late than never, and this movie is admittedly – almost shockingly – watchable. Yes, before you jump the gun I will admit that there are one too many drinking games. Actually four or five too many. But this isn’t a movie about drinking or even the allure of adult hedonism. It’s about being a grown up and how much the condition known as adulthood can S-U-C-K.

Prepping for adulthood is Jeff Chang, a young and studious man who has always been the straight A student and good boy his father has demanded that he be. The night the story begins Jeff is prepping for an interview with a medical school where he hopes he will be accepted and become a doctor like his father.

His best friends Casey and Miller (there’s always a “Casey” in these stories) want him to have one last (or first) hurrah and so they plan to buy him a beer. Emphasis: a beer.

Of course, this first beer turns into a keg, which soon turns into a few six packs, which in turn becomes a night of such drinking that you’d think Jeff was having one last go before checking into rehab in the morning. Will he make the interview? And even if he does, will he be sober? Or even coherent?

The movie works well enough because its leads are perfectly cast and all get a chance to shine by the surprisingly smart script. It isn’t a teen classic like Breakfast Club or even Harry Potter, but it is still quite enjoyable and everyone over 18 will be able to relate.

Bella Thorne Brings The Morning Links!

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Photo Credit: Hollywood Tuna; Bella Thorne Working It Is Trouble

- Miss Delaware Teen USA Got A $250K Porn Offer [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Emilia Clarke Gets Violated By A Pussy [Hollywood Tuna]
- Lisa-Marie Schneider Topless in FHM (South Africa) [GCeleb]
- Edita Vilkeviciute in Lingerie for Etam of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- Nicki Minaj Claims That Her Face Is All-Natural And Organic [Dlisted]
- Jennifer Lawrence gets fired up and then chills out in Hawaii [Lainey Gossip]
- Marc Anthony, 44, takes new 21 year-old girlfriend to Disneyland: gross? [Celebitchy]
- Pretty Girls Making Ugly Faces [Caveman Circus]

- Ela Is A Goddess On Earth [Diry Rotten Whore, NSFW]
- Lauren Budd in sexy little outfits? Yes, please! [Brosome]
- Analu Campos Doesn’t Hold Back [Uncoached]
- Lindsay Lohan Blows Plea Deal Thinking That Meant Something Else Entirely [The Superficial]

- 33 Sexiest Texans for Texas Independence Day 2013 [COED Magazine]
- Jennifer Lawrence Pot Pictures [CityRag]
- Serena Teaches Fellow Player to Twerk It [Gunaxin]
- Sophia Mononoke Lily Is Someone We Need To Meet [Regretful Morning]
- Scarlett Johansson crosses her legs [Upskt Celebs]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Jacqui Ainsley [Heavy]
- 25 Photos of Babies with iPads [EgoTV]
- Holly Madison is Going to Eat Her Baby’s Placenta [Celebrity Smack]
- Beyoncé Knowles, Salma Hayek and Frida Giannini Featured In New Gucci “Chime For Change” Campaign [Mankind Unplugged]

- Bomb It [Bomb It]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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