Monthly Archives: April 2013

“Pineapple Express 2” Trailer Released (As April Fool’s Joke)

Did you guys know there was a sequel to stoner comedy Pineapple Express in the making? Naw, never heard of it? Well, watch the trailer and get high/excited!

Just kidding…this was this year’s most elaborate April Fool’s joke courtesy Seth Rogen, James Franco, and Danny McBride, who used the clever ruse to promote their new film, This is the End.

Tis a pity it ain’t real. We laughed.

Aubrey O’Day Brings The Morning Links!

Photo Credit: Hollywood Tuna; Aubrey O’Day Works It Good

- Princess Diana Went To A Gay Bar With Freddie Mercury Dressed Like A Dude [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Rocio Guirao Diaz Lingerie Pictures [Hollywood Tuna]
- John Mayer Releases Sex Tape With Katy Perry! [GCeleb]
- Khloe Kardahian in a Filthy Fucking Panty Flash of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Ryan Gosling Will Beat Down Any Trick Who Calls Eva Mendes “Baby” [Dlisted]

- Macaulay Culkin? Is That Actually You? [Socialite Life]
- Lady Gaga premieres her Louis Vuitton wheelchair: tacky or fabulous? [Celebitchy]
- Sydney Barlette Is Too Hot For Words [Diry Rotten Whore, NSFW]
- Jenn Sterger [Caveman Circus]

- Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard name daughter Lincoln Bell [Lainey Gossip]
- 24 Things You Didn’t Know About Beer [Gunaxin]
- Natasha Barnard Is Our Kind of Girl [Uncoached]
- Jim Carrey Responds To FOX News Criticism Of ‘Cold Dead Hand,’ Probably Shouldn’t Have [The Superficial]

- Top 10 Reasons To Make Gay Marriage Illegal [NedHardy]
- Sexy New York Yankees-Fans [COED Magazine]
- 11 High School Senior Prank Fail Videos [EgoTV]
- Kate Upton Makes A Sexy Bunny [Regretful Morning]

- Hermès $91,500 Crocodile Skin T-Shirt [Mankind Unplugged]
- Rosie Huntington Whitely’s spandex crotch [Upskt Celebs]
- Bomb It [Bomb It]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
$35 FANDANGO GIFT CARDS FOR ALL LEGIT PARTICIPANTS (*if* you get picked)!!

Katy Perry Brings The Afternoon Links!

March Madness: on to the Final Four

Now it’s on to Atlanta and for four schools, it’s the opportunity to be part of college basketball history. Louisville was a #1 seed and despite being in the toughest region of the tournament, they looked every bit like a top seed the entire way, finishing their journey towards the Final Four by beating Duke. Everyone around the country unfortunately had to witness (if you were watching live) one of the most gruesome injuries that has ever occurred in sports, ever. Louisville player Kevin Ware suffered a compound fracture to his right tibia on what appeared to a routine leap to block a shot but it was just a freak accident, something that no one ever wants to happen to anyone on the court. Fortunately for Ware, he did undergo successful surgery yesterday so we’re all hoping for a speedy recovery and that he returns to playing basketball ever better than before. Louisville’s opponent will be Wichita State, who took their mascot name to the court and shocked the nation as they took down Ohio St to reach the Final Four for the first time in over 50 years. I actually have a personal alliance to the Shockers of Wichita St, as one my best friends went to grad school there and currently teaches there twice a week. Can the Cinderella story continue? It certainly seems that way, the Shockers are the only team of the four left that have taken down a 1 seed and a 2 seed. Their fast start against Ohio State means that Wichita isn’t afraid to trade punches against the big boys and that’s certainly going to be key when going up against a powerhouse like Louisville. It’s going to be a tough game between Louisville and Wichita, both teams have played excellent defense so far and I think the point guard battle will prove to be critical.

The other side of the Final Four includes two teams that were expected to make some noise but I don’t think anyone expected them to make this much noise. Syracuse is a school with plenty of history in college basketball, winning the title a decade ago and looking like a powerhouse once again. Taking down top seeded Indiana was the most notable victory for the Orange but what’s impressed me the most is how great their defense has been and how much it’s improved as the rounds got deeper. Syracuse is very athletic and long at pretty much every position so the result is teams have struggled to score against them throughout the tournament. Their defense something that Syracuse can keep relying on to win games but it’s going to get be the toughest test yet when it goes up against Michigan on Saturday night. In case you haven’t heard, Trey Burke plays for Michigan and he’s been the best player in the country during the tournament. Burke has certainly been the key player for the Wolverines but that’s been underrated is the cast around him, their ability to feed off Burke’s play-making abilities and fill in their own roles. Michigan can simply outscore the other team and it’s carried them to the Final Four but i’m interested to see how effective their offense can do against such a stout defense like Syracuse’s, especially late in games and during critical possessions. This game is a test of two opposite styles of play so I expect an excellent game with lots of fireworks.

March Madness Hotties Tournament - THE ELITE 8!

Can’t believe we actually made it to the Final Four! Again, major props goes to Gabbo for putting this thing together for us, so please direct all love & hate to him.

There were a couple real shockers in the Sweet 16, so it’s possible Adriana can pull through & take this tournament by the balls, especially considering she’s matched up against Nina Dobrev, of all people. Then again, Nina has a sizable fan base that’s been voting for her all through the tournament, so I wouldn’t count her out just yet. I have a feeling we’re in for a couple big surprises before this is all over, so let’s see how things play out…


4 Jessica Alba vs 6 Kate Upton
Quick Analysis: Both Alba and Upton scored squeeker victories of less than 2%, smaller than the margin of error. Is this the matchup everyone wanted to see?


5 Mila Kunis vs 3 Maria Meno
Quick Analysis: Just like real life 15 seed Gulf Coast, reality set in for Amber Heard. Mila still proving she’s on a roll.


1 Kate Becks vs 3 Nina Agdal
Quick Analysis: The classy veteran actress vs the half her age up and coming model. There’s a movie here, right?


5 Adriana Lima vs 6 Nina Dobrev
Quick Analysis: In the matchup everyone was waiting for: 1 Candice vs 2 Miranda! Eh, what happened?

Adriana Lima Body Double Smoking While Running Errands In Miami

Adriana Lima

We’re gonna play a game & pretend this chick is Adriana Lima, so with that said…

Victoria’s Secret supermodel mommy Adriana Lima enjoyed a cigarette while running some errands on Easter Sunday in Miami. Not that we’re promoting the use of tobacco products on this site but given the evidence that both Adriana and Alessandra are smokers and supermodels, you’d think there’s a correlation for all those ladies out there looking to get that runway figure. Anyway, we’re sure the cigarettes had a little help for both Adriana and Alessandra’s fast bounce backs following the births of their most recent children so keep that in mind ladies; you might get out of breath faster with smoker’s lungs but you’ll get skinnier faster. The choice is yours.

Maria Fowler Looking Hot Exiting Her Vehicle In Mayfair

Maria Fowler enjoyed a night out in Mayfair in London. The former TOWIE cast member claims herself as the Queen of Talentless on her Twitter account but from the view up top it looks like Maria is actually very talented. Anyone by chance check out her line of fake tan products? As long as she rockin’ tight little minis she’s always got a place for posting here.

Jessica Alba & Family Had A Very Color-Coordinated Easter

I guess Master Jessica decided that the Alba-Warren family should wear pastel colors to a Easter party yesterday afternoon. I’ll admit it, the family looked very Macy’s catalogue-ish, so if that’s what Jessica was aiming for, she was successful.

Aside from the Easter egg hunt, the 31-year-old Hollywood-ho-turned-actress-turned-aspiring-consumer-goods-mogul was spotted doing some grocery shopping with her kids earlier in the weekend on Saturday. So, who’s that chick w/ Jessica? Let’s hope it’s not the nanny!!

The Kardashian Family Pretended To Be Religious Again

Kourtney Kardashian takes Mason and Penelope to Church on Easter Day where they are joined by Kendall, Kylie and Kris Jenner in Los Angeles

These were snapped yesterday on Easter Sunday as various members of the Kardashian family were spotted hitting up church. Even Devil Kardashian took time out of her busy daughter-whoring schedule to join her kids in prayer…

Curiously, Kim Kardashian & Kanye were nowhere to be seen. It sucks that she couldn’t make it because I was looking forward to her Easter dress.

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