Monthly Archives: August 2013

Miley Cyrus Rocks Really Short Levi’s Cut-Off Denim Shorts!

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Miley Cyrus

So we’re not going to talk about Miley Cyrus twerking “controversy” from the VMAs, you can just check out Miley’s catrgory for all the juicy photos. Anyway, Miley was back at it in some really short shorts putting on display her ass cheeks as she headed to a friend’s house to do a photo shoot in Santa Monica. Does anyone really want Miley to stop wearing tiny clothes and showing-off her barely legal nubile body while she twerks? Yeah, okay, there are some folks but nonetheless you know she’s just loving all the attention… she’s got a new single to promote right?? By the way, weren’t Ying Yang Twins rapping about twerking over 10 years ago and now Oxford finally puts it in the dictionary?

BREAKING!! Jordana Brewster Battles Glare While Feeding Parking Meter!

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Your week is officially complete & you can go into the Labor Day weekend knowing that you know everything that’s happening in the world of celebrity gossip! And, this goes without saying, but always remember, if ever need a pick-me-up & want fan the raging flames of your fetish of looking at photos of celebrities walking through grass, feeding parking meters, going up & down curbs or even walking through airports, we got you bastards covered! When it comes reporting on A thru Z list celebrities performing absolutely mundane tasks, our team of reporters never misses the story!! OW!

Now let’s turn our attention to the beautiful Jordana Brewster showing off her sexy legs as she catwalked into a West Hollywood hair salon yesterday afternoon. As always, she played nice with the papz as the ‘Fast & Furious’ actress flashed a big smile while walking past them.

By the way, did you catch Jordana at Vin Diesel’s Walk Of Fame Ceremony earlier in the week? I don’t know what she put on her legs, but those babies were shinning! Check those pics here >>>

Jerry Seinfeld Shows Off One Of His Toys: A 1957 Porsche Speedster (356)!

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Exclusive - Jerry Seinfeld Has Coffee With A Friend

Jerry Seinfeld was spotted grabbing coffee with one of his friends in the Hamptons yesterday afternoon. After chatting it up outside on a bench, the comedian was seen cruising away in his sweet-looking 1957 Porsche Speedster (also known as a Porsche 356)! You gotta love this dude’s life!

The guy has a net worth of roughly $800 million, so it’s no wonder he doesn’t know how many cars he has stashed away at his various properties around the country (and world). $800 million!! Since when do comedians earn that much money?! Frickin’ crazy!

Here’s more about the ride from its Wiki page:

The Porsche 356 is an automobile which was produced by German company Porsche from 1948 to 1965. It was the company’s first production automobile.

The 356 was a lightweight and nimble-handling rear-engine rear-wheel-drive 2-door sports car available in hardtop coupe and open configurations. Design innovations continued during the years of manufacture, contributing to its motorsports success and popularity. Production started in 1948 at Gmünd, Austria, where approximately 50 cars were built. In 1950 the factory relocated to Zuffenhausen, Germany, and general production of the 356 continued until April 1965, well after the replacement model 911 made its autumn 1963 debut. Of the 76,000 originally produced, approximately half survive.

Cheryl Burke & Karina Smirnoff Attempt Guiness World Record Beach Ball Bounce

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Cheryl Burke and Karina Smirnoff with POM Wonderful were in Vegas to go after a Guiness World Record for beach ball bounce at Encore Beach Club. So we’re not sure what the official record is or if the two successfully completed the task but is that really important? Bottomline is that it looks like they had fun, POM and Encore got a nice boost in promotions and they probably have sore muscles today.

Getaway: Film Review

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I didn’t think it was possible for a movie to get an aggregate “0%” score over at RottenTomatoes that didn’t star Adam Sandler, but Selena Gomez has proven me wrong. Woefully, epically wrong.

Getaway is one of those movies that on paper sounds like it should be a decent go at the movies: a mysterious voice tells a devoted husband in a car that his wife has been kidnapped and will be killed if he doesn’t do exactly as The Voice commands. A psychological game of torture ensues and the only one who seems to be able to help him out is a hacker known only as The Kid and played by Selena Gomez. Can he trust her? Can she help him out at all? And worse yet, is she in on the game too?

The answers to these questions are obvious about 12 minutes into the movie, a movie which dispenses with all tension, suspense and surprise in order to put on some slick car chase scenes. Neither Ethan Hawke nor Selena Gomez seem interested in doing anything other than unbuckling their seatbelts so they can slam on the brakes and then lunge forward . . . because that’s what movies are nowadays? Not so much a sequence of scenes with a plot and characters, but a frenetic mess of choreographed CGI accidents.

Except with this one, you’ll only want to look away. Arguably the worst movie of the summer (that doesn’t star Adam Sandler).

Hilaria Baldwin Starting To Get Back Into Shape Post-Pregnancy!

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Hilaria Baldwin gave birth to her daughter Carmen less than a week ago and is already looking for the bounce back to that firm yoga fit body she used to catch Alec Baldwin. Sure Hilaria’s got a little pooch going on but damn that girl’s already back in her yoga attire ready to get to work; that’s committment. Anyway, the new parents purposely walked separately so to not be photographed together, whatever. It might not be a bounce back like Kristin Cavallari but we gotta give credit to Hilaria for wanting to work off those pounds, same can’t be said for Jessica Simpson.

Paris Hilton . . . Celebutard DJ?

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“When she made her DJ debut in Brazil in June of 2012, deadmau5 took to Twitter to rip on her and say that ‘the Mayans saw this sh-t coming.'” [HuffPo]

Having put her crotch-flashing days behind her, perennial party girl Paris Hilton has decided to grow up and get her first ever job . . . and she’s going with “DJ”.

Yes, the Queen of Rodeo Drive has signed with Cash Money Records and is about to release her first album. And believe it or not, those who have heard her DJ say she isn’t half bad.

What’s next, PH? A VMS reunion with Nicole Richie?

Trailer Watch: Adam Scott, Jessica Alba in “A.C.O.D”

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Adult Children of Divorce (or ‘ACOD’) is looking like it will emerge as one of the most talked-about movies in 2013 . . . if for no other reason than it goes where almost no other movie has opted to go before: into the minds and hearts of grown ups who’s parents have divorced and lived to tell about it.

Starring Parks and Rec star Adam Scott alongside Jessica Alba, Catherine O’Hara and Richard Jenkins, Adult Children of Divorce unleashes its comic fury on October 4.

Clint Easatwood Brings The Morning Links!

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Photo Credit: Dlisted; Clint Eastwood Is Single Now!

- Liam Payne of One Direction calls out Taylor Swift for her VMA shout-out drama [Lainey Gossip]
- Will And Jada Pinkett Smith Are Selling Their “Estate Of Infinite Love” On The Down Low [Dlisted]
- The Worst Team Twitter Accounts In Professional Sports [Guy Code Blog]
- Val Is Absolutely Perfect [Caveman Circus]
- Shailene Woodley: ‘I gather my own spring water from mountains every month’ [Celebitchy]

- Jamie Foxx Grabbed Katie Holmes’ Ass, Yet She Didn’t Have Sex With Him? Strange [The Superficial]
- Jenny McCarthy vs Carmen Electra [Regretful Morning]
- Say Hello To The Woman Who Wants To Sleep With 100,000 Men (Ania Lisewska) [COED]
- King Tut’s Tomb in 1922 – Untouched For 3,245 Years [EgoTV]
- Sir Hugh Laurie Joins Stephen Colbert To Read Vulgar Terms You Can Say On Basic Cable [Mankind Unplugged]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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