Fantasy Candidates: Olivia Wilde & Mila Kunis; Candice Swanepoel & Adriana Lima; Selena Gomez & Taylor Swift
We’ve long been in the business of diving deep into our fantasies, so in that spirit, we’re asking you guys to once again put on your Bastardly Fantasy Caps and travel with us to a fantasy-land where normal guys (and girls-OW!) like you and me can only have threesomes except there’s one catch: two members of the threesome must be famous. Thank goodness for fantasies b/c life would be so damn bland and boring if we couldn’t escape from its painful monotony from time to time.
If you haven’t guessed by now, this simply gives us an excuse to post photos of our favorite celebrities posing together at various events! We’ll either add to this collection or make subsequent posts—whichever is easier, but this is definitely something we should’ve started doing a while back.
Since it’s hard to do a poll, we’ll allow you bastards to give us your top THREE threesome candidates below in the comments. Have fun!!
Fantasy Candidates: Amy Smart & Ali Larter; Hayden Panettiere and Eva Longoria; Kristin Kreuk and Maggie Q
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I prefer Candice and Adriana, but i want to share below this article two italian ladies, Alessia Reato and Alessia Ventura from backstage beachwear Yamamay Blue Beach!
If i have to pick from the list definitely Taylor and Selena, but if i could choose it would be Taylor and Karlie, Taylor and Jessica Szohr, Taylor and Miranda Cosgrove, Taylor and Jessica Biel, Taylor and Lucy Liu, Taylor and Maggie Q actually forget the threesome i'll just take Taylor and those long gorgeous legs.
Adriana Lima looks a like beaver/dog that's missing a chromosome. :s Anyways, I would not have a threesome. Ever.
Holy shit, Adriana Lima is a fucking idiot.
Déborah François + Emma Watson
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Nina and Selena. Nothing else would matter.
1. Selena Gomez & Taylor Swift: 1 They are fuckin HOTT. 2 Taylor kinda has that innocent look, the type that could be trick by the old I lose my kid routine.
2. Selena Gomez & Demi Lovato. Main cuz the once the queens of Disney.
3. Debby Ryan & Peyton R. List, I know she kinda young. THIS IS KINDA MORE BASE ON THE CHARACTER THEY ON JESSIE There is something about fuck a girl then having her nanny walk on you. Then while she yelling at you to stop somehow being drag in.
4. Lea Michele & Dianna Agron. I guess with the two of them I just always wanted hear them sing while I fucked the living shit out of them.
5. Miranda Lambert & Carrie Underwood. Their is just some about see the two of them fuck that seem kinda HOTT.
6. Aly & AJ Michalka, Hilary & Haylie Duff, Kay & Danielle Panabaker & Zooey & Emily Deschanel. Cuz the are celebrity but mostly cuz they are sister. I mean if you think about it how often are u gonna get two let a lone sister at the same time.
7. Emily Osment & Emily Osment need I say more?
Honestly, I'd be happy with just Selena.
1. Gomez and Swift
2. Larter and Smart
I'd probably choose Adriana Lima, because she is so gorgeous, and Sophie Turner, because of her insanely hot body
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I would die happy.
Alyssa Milano and Mel Tormé.
Mila Kunis's makeup people are the best in the business, even better than Katy Perry's people. Without makeup she looks like Paul Sorvino, with it she rivals Adriana Lima.
1. B&B; = Cindy Crawford + Candice Swanepoel
2. T&A; = Jessica Biel + Jennifer Love Hewitt
3. Kate Beckinsale + Denise Richards
Adriana, Ali and Mila catch my eye immediately. Taylor and Selena make a cute couple :D
Hard to decide since the pairing is already done for me.
1) Hayden and Eva. They are small and very sexually experienced. I also think Hayden might be bi anyway so this might be a lot of fun.
2) Selena and Taylor. The youth factor would have me at full salute over and over. Plus I want to see them scissor.
3)Kristin Kruek and Maggie Q. I am less familiar with these exotics and so the game would be exploration.
@nrkey The trick here is that celebs have to be photographed together. find a photo of these two & I'm sure one of our resident adult fiction writers on the site can whip up a nice fantasy for you...
@Mack Power Very detailed fantasies. I like where you are going with these. But what is the "the type that could be trick by the old I lose my kid routine." and have you been using that?
@GrgeCdnBastard "Chestnuts roasting on the open fire...jacking off into the Christmas stew...." (or something like that)
Agreed, though based on the lead picture of Adriana & Candice, I'm thinking a threesome with those two could be a questionable proposition with all the uncushioned bones flying around (I realize Adriana has some meat to her, but it doesn't come through in that shot).
Given the 6 main choices, I'm down with Mila & Olivia, Ali and Amy (which is somewhat of a surprise) and Selena and Taylor (because they're young, look fun together, and the idea of expanding their blossoming sexuality has some real juice to it! :-) )
@Spanglylovesheels Love the additional details, Spangly.
We'll be adding more to the mix, there might be a pairing that works better for you. Our Creepy Research Department is on it!!
@MoeJackson@nrkey Aw, that means i'll have to settle for Emma/Nina:
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Sounds so soothing.