I’m assuming most of you’ve checked out Miley’s new music video/porno, so it’ll be interesting to hear thoughts on where everyone thinks Miley Cyrus will take her career now that she’s officially an adult star. She’s obviously toxic to major brands for the foreseeable future, but that doesn’t matter to her since she already has an estimated net worth somewhere between $120 - $150 million.
What Miley is dishing out to the masses may appear very raw & passionate, but I truly feel like it’s part of a larger comeback strategy designed by highly paid suits behind the scenes. Sure it looks like her career is hitting the fan and she’s about to implode, but that’s far from the case. She’s a very intelligent girl who understands exactly how the system works.
She obviously wants to be a sex object & considering she resides in Hollywood, we’re pretty sure directors, producers & every high-powered suit is salivating at the opportunity to help Miley exploit herself. Few will admit it, but the industry has fantasized about this very day since since Miley was busy earning Disney billions as ‘Hannah Monatana’.
I have a feeling next stop might be a movie where she’ll finally take it all off in front of cameras. Granted she already took it off in front of horndogg director Terry Richardson while filming ‘The Wrecking Ball’, but this time it’ll be straight up nudity. Who knows, maybe ‘Nymphomaniac’ director Lars von Trier will take a shot at directing Miley next for his sequel ‘Another Nymphomaniac’. Of course, to help Miley ease into the steamy scenes, she’ll star opposite her on/off fiance Liam Hemsworth (good luck getting Liam to sign on).
As a bonus for all you creepy bastards, we’ve included a bunch of screen captures from Miley’s latest video for those of you who’re tired of hitting the pause button. It’s the least we can do!
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Terry Richardson is officially my hero.
a theme like this would have turned me on more...
http://i.imgur.com/nrUzv6j.jpg
Hopefully her Next move will be to Arrive at my House for a Heated Session of Unprotected Anal Sex.
She does nothing for me.
She confuses sexy with vulgar.
Well next time instead of sitting naked on a wrecking ball she can sit naked on my face!
@johnconnor777 John if there's any way I can give you ten thumbs up on this one I will...LOL
@lenilovesfeet To my own surprise, I kinda like the song. The video concept is not terrible either except I don't find her in the least attractive.
@lenilovesfeet True, but vulgar can still be sexy, for me at least.
@Spanglylovesheels @lenilovesfeet this video concept would have been better...
http://i.imgur.com/ZlpZlKm.gif